Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Gunshots & Generators - Same Thing


Aaah, Brittany Murphy. You know I love you. You are my favorite effed up celebrity. When we last checked in with Brittany she was off the drugs. Whether that is true or not now remains to be seen. last night Brittany's neighbors called 911 because Brittany was on her balcony screaming about gunshots being fired next to her place.

Umm, ok, this is some potentially good advice. If for some reason someone decides to start shooting off a gun outside your place at 2:30 a.m., the last place you will probably want to be is outside on your balcony. Just saying. Apparently Brittany is bullet proof or had enough of something to convince her she was. The police showed up shortly after and think the sounds were the result of a generator that was sputtering. The neighbors presumably figured that out which is why they weren't on their balconies screaming. Now if they had seen Brittany's husband naked that would have been a whole different story. Speaking of which, where was he last night? Hmmm?

14 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Probably picking up her "meds"

Icecat said...

She is Krazy with a K!!!!

I feel bad, I used to love her. I thought she had so much potential until she effed with her face, got super skinny and married the ugliest douche bag she could...Ugg.

cibele said...

Sad. I loved her too :(

Anonymous said...

It's too bad that she is going down the drain like this.

BigMama said...

hot mess

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Well if Brittany is single and Corey is single....both like drugs....I smell a love connection here. Oh wait, that's just the meth Brittany has cooking. Sorry.

Pookie said...

so sad. wth happened to her?!

in all fairness tho, speaking as someone who lives in the hurricane capital of the US (where generators are extremely commonplace), they can be REALLY loud...and when they sputter and backfire, it really does sound like gunfire.

Sporky said...

And the beat goes on...

sunnyside1213 said...

She was so cute in Uptown Girls with Dakota Fanning. I guess drugs are what happened to her.

lutefisk said...

she still looks better than Lindsay, & she is about 10 years older.

Unfortunate Couture said...

I think the issue isn't so much whether or not it was reasonable to think a generator was gunfire. It's whether it's reasonable to rush out onto your balcony and scream about gunfire, rather than stay inside and call 911 yourself.

Me? I'd run away from the gunfire, rather than draw attention to myself. But hey, I'm not crayzee.

ardleigh said...

See what dating Asshat Kutcher will get you.

The Sh*t Magnet said...

What the hell happened to her? Seriously? I loved her. I even loved that movie with her and Dakota Fanning.

classalpha said...

... as "posted" by hollywoodhills1 @ Perez Hilton's blog re: *this "story"*...

# 15. " I watched the whole thing. The helicopter woke me up. It was insanity we DID hear gunshots though and what you didnt write was that her husband was WASTED! Out of his head yelling at cops and ran from them then was put in handcuffs. THere were helicopters and about 40 cops cars. Much more too but not for me to mention the girl deserves some privacy everybody gets wasted every once in a while. WOke up the whole neighborhood at 3am i will tell yout that.

hollywoodhills1 (again) says –

#16. "And the gunshots came from HER house! She was outisde yelling help. JUST FYI it was some crazy shit."


^ ... "noisy generator" = BULLSH!T. ... *it's* OBVIOUS Britt's *SKUM-JACKA$$ FAKE/FONY/FRAUDULENT rabbi "husband"* has Her HOOKED on *drugs* and "is" WH0RE-ing Her OUT whilst "holding" Her HOSTAGE. Likely the gunshots were from *that KRIM"Em"NAL SKUM-JACKA$$ KRETIN* as well... to "Em"TIMIDATE Her "Em"to SUBMISSION.

... Britt's r"Em"aining PR/spokeshole(s) won't 'Say A WORD' about this... because *they* KNOW *SKUM-JACKA$$* has DRUG CARTEL "connections" and is BLACKMAILING Her - first by FORCING Her to FRAUDULENTLY "marrying" *him* and KEEPING Her HOOKED on *drugs*... and also to WH0RE Her OUT "Em" order to pay off *his* (and also Her) *drug DEBT$*.

... "Em" 'OTHER' 'WORD's... I've got Britt's PATHETIC *situation* PEGGED ... so GET OVER *it*.

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