Monday, October 26, 2009

Did Amy Winehouse Remarry Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?


In what would be one of the dumbest moves of all time, The Sun is speculating that Amy Winehouse has remarried Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. The source of their speculation is Amy's Facebook page. Over the weekend she changed her status to married and also made the comment "Can't argue with true love. What's the point?" If by true love she means being married to a guy who got you hooked on drugs and almost killed you the first time around then yeah, that is true love. To give you an idea of what Facebook messages are like when someone is taking a lot of drugs, here is a missive from Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake that he wrote on Amy's page.


"Love you too innit and vairvair proud of youse, know dis lioness civilishous. X."

Wow, that makes Courtney Love seem like a Nobel laureate. Last month Amy's dad says he caught Blaaaaaaaaaake and Amy in bed together. I wonder if he made some comment and that is why Amy got the new boobs.

17 comments:

Harriet Hellfire said...

I think the gibberish he wrote is just slang...but still, I don't think this is a good coupling.

Ms Cool said...

Aw man, I need a shower now. Just picturing them in bed gives me visions of lice, bedbugs, fluids, crack, and grime.

shazzzba said...

UGH !

UofAZWildkitty said...

Sid and Nancy, Part Deux?

canadachick said...

ick nast times 1 million

Anonymous said...

dumb ass LOL

linnea said...

what on earth does civishous mean? I keep saying it out loud, hoping it will make sense... a little help please

.robert said...

linnea, civi-licious? A take on his last name?

sunnyside1213 said...

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake has a last name? I have no idea what it is.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Last month Amy's dad says he caught Blaaaaaaaaaake and Amy in bed together. I wonder if he made some comment and that is why Amy got the new boobs.

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyeeeewwwwww. Just when I thought it would be a Papa Simpson-free day.

Pookie said...

oh my. =O

jax said...

civilishous= syphilis.

linnea said...

hahaha@jax

Angie said...

oh damn, that was funny @Jax!

lutefisk said...

whatever happened to that kid he was having with the woman from rehab?

c17 said...

Chav to English translation:

"Love you too "innit"*, and very, very proud of you - know this lion is chivalrous."

*"innit - isn't it. The placement of it makes no sense to me.

There should prolly be a "that" between know & this.

You're welcome.

Choice said...

Seriously, these two crack whores deserve each other. Amy Whinehouse is a total freak.

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