Monday, October 26, 2009

Nothing Says Merry Christmas Quite Like Playgirl


The people at Playgirl crack me up. They are so excited about having Levi Johnston posing for them that you would think that no male celebrities ever had in the past. Hmmm, well it has been awhile. The news is out that Levi is going to show absolutely everything and there won't be any CGI effects. Do you think that someone actually photoshops the peen? If they do it for every part of a woman's body I would imagine they would do it for a guy as well right?

Want to know when Levi's pictures are going to come out? A Playgirl spokesperson says, "We're working out the actual details day-by-day, and have come to a very happy conclusion, which we feel readers will be enthralled by." The pictures have to be taken by the middle of this month "in order to get the pictures out for the holidays."

That kind of gives a whole new meaning to candy canes.

22 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

I'll pass

Sara Bellum said...

I was surprised Playgirl still was in print. The things you learn.

Pookie said...

"enthralled"? really?!

*headdesk*

canadachick said...

meh he doesn't do it for me, but i'd check out the peen ....SHRUG ya i said it

chris said...

I bet Sarah will check it out...

Ms Cool said...

ditto canadachick

Babs said...

Kinda doubt it, Chris.

If this guy thinks this makes him 'legitimate', he's sadly mistaken. Isn't he a little doughy for Playgirl?

Merlin D. Bear said...

Okay, after this, is his 15 minutes finally, officially, no last minute saves up?

Sporky said...

Yep, Playgirl is still in print, and only being read by gay men. I'm sure Sarah Palin is just thrilled, you betcha.

RocketQueen said...

Meh. I'll have a look, I won't lie.

Anonymous said...

LOL@sporky

The guy doesn't do a thing to me so I will pass LOL.

sunnyside1213 said...

He is hoping this will lead to a film career. What a joke.

captivagrl said...

Levi and his johnson just in time for the holidays.....how will playgirl make any money? These photos will be online everywhere. Also, isn't playgirl an online only mag?

selenakyle said...

Now I've got no choice but to find the pix and gawk at 'em when they come out, given all this build-up.

Dang. You'd think he's the only dude with a package out there.

Squeeeeeeze this fifteen minutes as hard as your can, little man--they won't last long.

jax said...

i really don't have a desire to see his Santa Sack.

Sara Bellum said...

@selenakyle, don't worry. Someone from ONTD or Dlisted will post them for all to see.

Really? This is what constitutes as famous? My head hurts.

ardleigh said...

PASS! He's only a celeb in his own mind.

lutefisk said...

isn't he only getting about $30,000 for these photos? hardly seems worth it.

Majik said...

How is this guy a "celebrity"? He fucked the governor's daughter and didn't wear protection...geez I'm pissy today. WTF is up with these people?

Caroline said...

Gross.

Judi said...

Eww. There's not a single reason to be interested.

Ebay Powerseller said...

Eh, who cares who poses for Playgirl anymore? That fight for relevance is like having a high jump contest with midgets.

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