Look Out India - Here Comes Lindsay Lohan
Apparently the standards fo the BBC are not what they used to be. Either that or they are doing an undercover documentary on the best jewelry fences in South Asia. According to Lindsay Lohan and not the BBC, Lindsay and a BBC crew are headed to India next month to film a documentary on the trafficking of children. This should NOT be confused with children who are only 15 or 16 going out and partying with 35 year olds every night and their drug addicted sister. This is entirely different and what better person in the world to bring you this tale than Lindsay Lohan.
Seriously? BBC WTF? No other person said yes? Are you sure you called everyone? Here is what Lindsay had to say. "I'm going to India soon, actually, before Thanksgiving. And I'm doing a documentary for the BBC Network. It all happened actually when I was in Dubai. I like to support charities. I think it's important to kind of have a voice when you can have one, and make a difference."
Uh huh. When she means support she means getting invited to charity events and getting items on "loan" to wear to said events.
"It's basically on the trafficking of children in Behar, India. So it'll be starting soon. We're just trying to work out the times and the dates. I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited to do something like that."
Uh huh. Interesting. And once again BBC, why did you pick Lindsay? Is she qualified to do this or even speak in complete sentences? Did you think she seems like someone people would want to talk to about this?
40 comments:
Never going to happen. This is like the time she said Al Gore and Hillary Clinton were taking her to Iraq and going to save her. More drug-addled lies.
don't think so.
Oh give me a break. "...it's important to kind of have a voice" means to "be seen at any possible opportunity" to try to regain any semblance of a career.
What a mistake by the BBC if this happens.
With all due respect Enty, I think it's about due time for a Lohan blackout. Not only Lindsay, but her entire repulsive family... Pretty please?
If the BBC really invited this dimwit they must have really lowered their standards.
Has anyone noticed that Ent tends to put a really obnoxious picture (or a picture of someone generally loathed, or both) as the last item of the day before random photos? And then we are forced to look at said photo over and over while waiting for the randoms to be posted? I think he does this as a cruel joke.
is she wearing a jacket with no shirt?
Hey Lindsay, there's child trafficking right here in the US...why not bring some attention to that? Oh that's right, it's only cool and only lands you "cool points" with the other asshole celebs to do it in a foreign country. God forbid any of these assholes could stop bashing the US for 5 minutes and actually put their money and fame to use to fix some of the issues here in the country that made them rich to begin with....nah, I guess it's more fun and earns you more liberal cred to bash the US , instead of ponying up and DOING SOMETHING besides running your ignorant mouths. Go figure.
If Lindsay wants to go to a Third-World hellhole, she should check out Detroit. There are many opportunities to help people right here in our own country, because as far as I'm concerned, charity begins at home.
This is the main reason I never support these people financially because I'd rather keep my money and donate it to charities that help my fellow countrymen (or save it and use it to pay bills so I can take time to volunteer, etc), instead of having these people take my money and give it to someone halfway around the world. This is the reason we have so many problems here, because the people who SHOULD be serving their own country just bash it and fly halfway around the world to help some other country's needy. It's asinine and I'll never understand it.
What Amanda Rae said.
I didn't even recognize her in this picture. What did she do to her lips?
Ditto to what Amanda Rae said.
WTF is wrong with this girl's face? I realize this pic might not be immediately current, but come ON, for chrissakes.
and about the post--lies, lies lies. Oh, and delusions. On her part.
And the funniest part is that she was in DUBAI? As in, the Dubai where a person can get into major trouble for just making out on the beach? Executed for drugs? You mean THAT Dubai?
Bwahahahaaaaa! Riiigggggghhhht. Unbelievable she made it in, and then back out, of Dubai.
And I triple Ditto what AmandaRae said.
I finally figured out what's wrong with her physically. First, she needs to put on weight. Like, maybe a good thirty pounds. Then, she needs to get rid of those horrible cheek implants and that crap in her lips. She needs to stop tanning and she needs to dye her hair back to red. She needs to kick all the drug use and cigarettes and top it off with a straight week of sleep. After that, we drop her in therapy for two years.
And in other news, Alexander Skarsgard just asked me to marry him...shh don't tell my fiance!
Yeah right, Lindsay. Hopefully someone will offer a trip to Mt. Everest and push her off.