Sunday, March 25, 2018

Blind Item #1

You know who is good at keeping secrets? Well, actually I think we already knew this permanent A list singer is good at keeping secrets. She is so good at it though, that I don't think any of us suspected she is a closet pothead. Yep, our married singer is right up there with Snoop when it comes to her love of herb, but she has never uttered a peep or been caught, until now.

61 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Beyoncé

Annyoung Bluth said...

This has to be Beyonce’s least scandalous secret.

MamaLo said...

I was thinking Alicia Keys..?

bonestructure said...

Well if it’s Beyoncé I like her a teeny bit more.

Tricia13 said...

Haha.. she’s in 🇯🇲 Jamaica so I guess it must be true lol😂?!

MamaLo said...

(The secret-keeping thing could be referring to sexuality rumors)

bonestructure said...

Jamaica is on my bucket list! I heard it’s a wild time 😁

Tricia13 said...

Beautiful island... I did t get to all the different spots but Montego Bay and Negril are awesome:)))

rosie riveter said...

Weed??
Jesus take the wheel. Somebody take these pearls and catch me, I feel faint

Vessimede Barstool said...

Her husband's a Satanist murdering pedo, so I'd think toking Is the least of her worries. I want to know if she partakes in all that weird rich white people shit Jay-Z is into? Black lives matter, fake ass bitch.

Do Tell said...

Streisand?

Ursa Major said...

If it's Beyonce does she not breast feed? Or is the real mom breast feeding 😂

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Vessimede Barstool said...

Has Beyonce ever actually fucked a dude or is she 100% bean flicker? I always assumed she was donating her eggs, guess we'll know if Jay-Z was the sperm donor if the kids grow up ugly as fuck.

Tricia13 said...

Omg 😂😂

Geeljire said...

This A list singer has had numerous men pursue her in the past. She is married now, but while she was dating, she would tell all her boyfriends she was a virgin. When she became famous several guys wanted to be her first. There are three men who think they are her first and they each paid dearly to think they were the first, but none of them actually were. Our singer lost her virginity back in high school to a guy who died the next year in an auto accident. With no one to ever challenge her, our singer sought to make sure she was always a force in the business. The first man owned a record label and our singer desperately wanted to be on that label. He thinks he was the first and lavished our singer with gifts including cash and cars and signed her to his label. The day the deal was signed they spent two whole hours in a hotel before she said she had to go. The second was a producer who our singer wanted to produce her record. He was married at the time but wanted this singer badly. She told him she would only go out with him if he got divorced. He left his wife and produced the record and in return got to spend a weekend with the singer before she dumped him. Then, there is her husband who was told when they started dating that she was a virgin and intended to remain so until she got married. She didn't make it that far, but did manage to string him along for almost two years before they finally ended up in bed together. In those two years she set herself up for life in gifts and cash even without her huge record sales.

Krab said...

I was thinking Janet Jackson for the secret keeper.

sifichick said...

I don't know why but I feel like this might be Adele. She stays out of the spotlight and she's pretty low key but I've heard she can drink men under the table. So it wouldn't surprise me if she did pot.

To the person who say La Diabla (Taylor Swift) Enty said this person is married. Although it would be funny to see La Diabla toking. She seems like way too much of a control freak for pot. She hits me as more of a coke girl.

Geeljire said...

Rob Fitzpatrick of NME characterized Beyoncé's breathing heavily while grabbing the "imaginary" bedsheets but remained a "devout young Christian woman singing what the public wants her to sing."

kiki71 said...

@geeljire. I don't doubt this is possible but after you've had sex your hymen is broken. Unless a dude is an idiot, how could he think she was a virgin. Logistically it would feel like she wasn't without some surgical intervention. Unless a guy has had sex with a virgin though maybe he doesn't know. I just think this is hella weird.

cheesegrater15 said...

She could say it broke when she was riding a horse.

Dena said...

My first thought was Carrie Underwood because I think that would be a bit of a surprise. Not sure she is perm A, though.

Randaleese said...

Whatever. It’s WEED. No big deal. Besides, she been lookin all blotto-eyed for years on stage, videos, and photos.

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Weed is a gift from God. Barley, rye, corn and hemp. Make booze, grow dope. Truly he loves us to grant us this.

bookjacket said...

Celine Dion. She's been on the news this week for avoiding reporters' questions about her romantic relationships by literally drowning them out by singing. Also,unlike Beyonce, there's actually something slightly unexpected/amusing about a stoned Celine that would justify a blind

bonestructure said...

I also gave Celine a thought but she gets referred as foreign born

Geeljire said...

I like where you're going with this a lot except no foreign born and they're usually good about including that

Geeljire said...

Put some respect on that camel's name

John Doe78359022 said...

I'll say Cher because being Geffen's bff means you must have a lot of secrets!

Lyla said...

I would love if this is Carrie Underwood but she seems more like a coke type.

Lauren Elizabeth said...

Please stop perpetuating the hymen breaking myth 🙄

Snappy Dragon said...

Not necessarily true. The hymen can be broken for lots of reasons, not just sex. Besides men are suckers and always want to believe they are the one that deflowered the virgin so it’s not a hard sell.

Sher said...

I first thought Janet. She keeps the biggest secrets! But she got divorced last year.

So...Beyonce.

DDonna Tarttty said...

I was totally thinking Barbra as I was reading this, but maybe Beyonce or somebody else. I guess Streisand, though.

T. W. said...

@Geeljire - Is this Mariah or Beyonce

Seijn St. Croix (now Jackson) said...

Its Beyoncé and so not a secret. She married Captain Pothead.

And of all the things she COULD be doing this really isn't a big deal.

T. W. said...

@kiki71 - Not all women are born with a hymen. Hymens can stretch too. Not all women bleed during their "first time."

I knew a woman who scheduled her wedding to coincide with her period so her husband would think he married a virgin.

MichiganMama59 said...

LOL

MichiganMama59 said...

The person who figures out how to make weed odorless will become a gazillionaire.

mercyprosperity said...

Underwood

Halloweenie said...

Edibles. Or oil . I hope Trump doesn't take everyone's legal weed away like they're planning on doing.

Samantha Willow said...

B and J have participated in Marina Abromovic's weird nonsense so it's pretty clear they're both into it. Besides that's how those sickos keep each other in line by knowing each other's secrets.

hothotheat said...

Cher isn't married.

nancer said...

if it was cher, she'd say so. there's a clue about this person being good at keeping secrets. does beyonce fit for that? that seems to be an important part of the BI.

Kno Won Uno said...

+1

Kno Won Uno said...

Must be a Jeff Sessions tip

Kno Won Uno said...

Blue Ivy looks exactly like Jay, FWIW

Jen Ty said...

MichiganMama59

+1000

Or at least could they combine it with something like lavender LOL.

K said...

Educate yourself about a hymen

K said...

And her album was called Diary

Lunchpaillefty said...

I’m so glad Satan is back

lutefisk said...

Faith Hill.

Lawdy Miss Scarlett said...

3rd person here going w/ Babs. I don't think Bey would care if people knew she toked, ate, or however she uses it.

totaji said...

All of them

Sharper Teeth said...

Jesus be a fence around me! Any average guy wouldn't know if he were breaking a woman's hymen. It doesn't always break the first time, and it doesn't always bleed. This is almost as bad as assuming putting in a tampon would feel good. Don't you think women would be a little less upset about getting their periods, if that were the case?

laganja estranja said...

definitely barbra iMO. beyonce has lyrics in a couple of her songs about weed, she doesn't advertise it but she clearly has no qualms about toking occasionally

Scandi Sanskrit said...

+1

And God created man so we could make them into space brownies! 🌱

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I think I’d like Céline more if she ate her greens.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

+1,000,000

It’s just vegetables. Who here didn’t grow-up being told by their mothers to eat their greens? 🥗

Scandi Sanskrit said...

YOu know that theory about how life is really just an illusion (like literally it’s a hologram and we’re living in a video game, like an AR)?

Well, sometimes I think the media’s portrayal of sex being “pleasurable” is a trick to get me to have sex. Because if a tamponne is about the size of my middle finger and THAT hurts to insert, how the fuck is fucking supposed to feel good when a flaccid penis is bigger than my thumb?

And here’s what makes even less sense: The only kind of masturbation that feels good is if you rub yourself (sorry for being graphic). Putting your finger in hurts. It’s all LIES.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

What I meant to say is people’s penises don’t even MAKE CONTACT where it feels good when you have sex. No wonder porn stars all act fake.

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