Thursday, July 12, 2007

ESPY Awards

The faker Kate Walsh shows off the ring, but where's the dude?
Good lord you might want to get your money back Kate.
Remember when everyone said Christian Slater was going to be the next Jack Nicholson? I don't think it's too late.

Yes, you're gorgeous and I have nothing to say. NEXT.
The Dennis Rodman of professional soccer.
Ashley Judd is Melanie Griffith without the past or the ex husbands but the same jealous rage if anyone shows an interest in her man.
The lovely and talented Mary J. Blige.

Macy Gray with the two kids who don't look the same and obviously have different career paths ahead of them.
The "athlete."
Why do I torture myself?
Dane Cook future undertaker.
T.I. looks incredible.
Shaq just looks really, really big.
All that's missing from this photo of Reggie Bush is Kim Kardashian on her knees in front of him with a video camera.
Better than yesterday, but Maria Sharapova is not a sex symbol. She's not even that great looking.
I'm thinking Maggie Q kicks the ever loving crap out of Justin Long if he even breathes wrong. Although she did let him out of the house wearing that outfit so you never know.

23 comments:

YahMoBThere said...

EL wrote:

"Macy Gray with the two kids who don't look the same and obviously have different career paths ahead of them."


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

maria sharapova "not that great looking" this proves that ent is either gay or a chick.

Anonymous said...

who's the chick ent calls the "athlete" ?

B :) said...

Who is that Shaq?

B :) said...

with Shaq

Anonymous said...

who is the soccer dude that styles after Mr Freezemeister?

Unknown said...

LOL - no offense intended 'Some' but I read your 1st post and then your 2nd one and all I thought was YOU must be gay or a chick if you don't know the Athlete - that is Kendra - one of Hugh Heffners girls..

Unknown said...

I agree with Ent that Maria Sharapova is not really pretty or sexy, but I think that you Americans have weird standards when it comes to that, so I'll probably never agree with the mainstream opinion there. He he.

F.

Tracee said...

b:) that's Shaq's wife. She's petite too!

T.I. is sooo sexy. Scrappy, but sexy.

parisss said...

The athlete is Kendra- one of hef's blonde trio. Why is her photo labeled "kwilk"?! Is that a clue? She's been guessed a few times.

Jes said...

Yeah, Maria Sharpova isn't that pretty. But generally men aren't looking at faces...just bodies, and that she does have a nice one.

parisss said...

Wasn't Kendra guessed as the person in the adult industry who was really innappropriate at a dinner to introduce her to people?

B :) said...

Kendra Wilkenson

B :) said...

ty tracee! I thought he and Shawnie had split. I can't keep up anymore :S

Hez said...

Enty, if it helps, you can pretend MY daddy is a big mob boss...

kellygirl said...

Who the hell is Maggie Q and why is her head so large on her body?
Kate Walsh looks like she suffered a stroke this summer - either that or some really BAD botox.
Hez, you trying to "weasel" in a photo-op with Enty? I don't think he is your Peter, Girl.

Anonymous said...

kelly - Maggie Q is huge in the asian film industry. She was the bitch queen in Life Free or Die Hard.

I wasn't sure that Kate Walsh had a) a bad eyebrow was that left her with the silhouette of Mt. Everest, b) botox on only half her face, or c) a botched plastic surgery. What a shame because she was beautiful before.

Unknown said...

Hez, so tell us the truth, have you and Ent gone on a date yet? Just wondering.

-Lucky

parisss said...

Sorry. Duh!

littleoleme said...

That soccer guy looks like one of the Who's from Whoville.

Hez said...

He WISHES, Lucky. ;)

But hey, CDANCON* is the last weekend in October - he has lots of time to get the weave, the lipo and the dentures fitted before then. He'll still be over 60, but I might let him take me to the Ivy if he asks nicely. Nip slip possible, but not guaranteed.

(*Email CDANCON [at] gmail [dot] com if you're interested in attending.)

Unknown said...

Gheeze people, Kate Walsh looks like she is squinting into the sunlight. Not a good photograph angle.

schneefloeckli said...

I agree, Maria and also Anna Kournikova IMO aren't that good-looking. They've got great bodies, but absolutely no personality and an ugly face.

Poor Mrs. Shaq, you know, her being that tiny and he probably being huge.

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