Monday, August 04, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which dog-ugly sportsman left the Nuts Babe Search party early after failing to pull? His looks didn't put girls off. His tackle's a bit lacking, apparently....

14 comments:

mooshki said...

I wish I had taken British language classes in school so that I could understand this one.

Kristen S. said...

Pull = score/bag/get laid after meeting someone in a bar or at a party. There's an American word for it, but it's escaping my mind right now.

GoGoLola said...

Je ne comprend pas.

Sinjin said...

He failed to SCORE with a bimbo 'cause he got a tiny pee-pee, lol (that's how I'm reading it anyway)

Ineedmyfix.com said...

Lance Armstrong is a sportsman, but I REFUSE to believe it would be him. Is the "tackle a bit lacking" a reference to the fact he's a fisherman? Is that a sport? I think there is a clue in "dog-ugly sportsman" but I can't figure it out.

This is a lot for such a little blind item. No pun intended! :)

Dead Angel said...

The person who wrote this is a graduate of the Ted Casablanca school of writing and English.

ms_wonderland said...

I would have said Wayne Rooney but he just got married and his missus wouldn't let him go to something like this. Tackle implies footballer. (Translation - ugly footballer goes to down-market lad's mag party and went home unfucked, due to tinymeat.)

Like all the Daily Mirror BI's this makes no sense. Those trollops would screw anything and sell the story.

*Miss_P* said...

pull - hook up/score
tackle - penis

I would have thought Wayne Rooney too - looks like Shrek!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I think this was a nursery rhyme.

amydylan said...

Id say Rooney, hasnt he been known to cheat and not just with the old prostitute?

PotPourri said...

oh boy, he is very urgly!

http://www.soschildrensvillages.org.uk/imgs/content/Rooney_SOS_Ambassador_website.jpg

Beth said...

Shrek

newsgrrl said...

I got a kick out of the term wedding tackle when I first heard it years ago in relation to Liam Neeson. I still giggle when I see the term used.

Kelle said...

Dog ugly? dont they call Wayne Rooney the bulldog?

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