Monday, August 04, 2008

Do You Think Tony Is Sharing


Over the weekend, The Sun reported that Jessica Simpson is not shy when it comes to making sure that Tony Romo is satisfied even when she isn't around to ummm, take care of him in person. Apparently Jessica enjoys performing via webcam for Tony and this includes getting completely naked as well.

She is worried that perhaps Tony is letting some of his teammates also enjoy the show and so asks him before she starts if any are around. I actually think Tony probably does keep it to himself. I don't think he is the kind of guy that shares. I do however think that Pimpa Joe is probably furiously trying to figure out a way to make sure he can monitor the conversations just to make sure that Jessica is doing everything right.

I actually think the story is probably true, although I would be hard pressed to figure out how The Sun would ever be able to confirm it. To me it seems there would only be three people who would know. Jessica, Tony and Pimpa. Oh, and maybe Ashlee which of course means Pete which of course means John Mayer. Oh, Caycee would probably know so Donald Faison would probably know which means the entire cast of Scrubs also sits back with some popcorn at the end of the day to take a look. Oh, if John Mayer knows than probably he told Jennifer Aniston who also told Courteney Cox who told her husband who just couldn't resist and so told Alexis who told everyone in West Hollywood.

I imagine that most Instant Messaging conversations are probably pretty safe from hacking until of course someone actually does make the effort at it and then the next thing you know Jessica is starring in her very own webcam porn series that is blasted all over the internet. Maybe this is just all one big ploy to get people to listen to her CD. You know she probably has it blasting in the background because really, there is nothing sexier than a striptease to the sounds of that hit song of hers "Rent's Due At The Trailer Park."

10 comments:

mooshki said...

Seriously, Jessica, find a Texas billionaire, get married, have babies and stop trying to stay famous - it isn't going to end well for you.

IndigoBlue said...

You know, that's just asking for trouble. Guys will be guys and once those images are out there, they are out of your control. Good luck keeping them under wraps. If you don't want people seeing your business, then don't memorialize it in any way. All I'm sayin.

captivagrl said...

i don't think the story is true. doesn't sound right.

mags said...

I'm not buying this story and truthfully, I have nothing against Jessica and think she is unfairly targeted. Feel free to rip on Papa Perv though.

Goodgrief said...

I think he would share. I have worked with men that have taken nude pics of their wives and girlfriends with their cell phones and passed them around work. If you are foolish enough to allow those kind of pics, then do it with the knowledge that it probably will not remain private. This rumor has been around since they first started dating. I personally think that if Jessica thought it would be a way to keep a guy she would totally do it and that Tony would share. Tony and his friends probably have Jessica night.

janetagain said...

wasnt there a blind about a singer who got naked in front of a web cam and the guy let his friends watch. im pretty sure.

cinephan said...

Yeah, we'll be seeing these videos show up after they break up for sure.

lutefisk said...

cinephan, I agree. she is not known
for being too bright, this is a perfect example.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I have two rules: never screw in front of a camera -- not really interested in seeing a bobbing manass, anyway -- though I do love my man's ass. I also don't want to see myself all spreadeagled or whatever. Methinks it might ruin sexytimes, somehow.

I will never strip in front of a camera, either. I mean, seriously. If my man wants to see my ta-tas, he's welcome to take off my shirt anytime he pleases, but I don't really see the point of posing for some softcore porno shoot. I mean, come ON.

Anyway, I believe THIS story more than I do the one about John Mayer's penchant for water sports.

amydylan said...

I think he shares, could she not see him though? I mean using a webcam when you cant see the other person would give me the creeps for exactly that reason!

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