Friday, August 08, 2008

Talk About Staged


Clay Aiken became a dad today. Of course by some weird f**king coincidence, the kid was born on 8/8/8 at 8:08 a.m.

Talk about wanting some attention. Not that having Clay Aiken be your dad won't give you some attention in the future. As your face is being pounded into a sandbox for about the 40th time that morning, any 8 year old kid is going to know that having Clay Aiken as your dad will be something unique and different.

The kid's name is Parker Foster Aiken, which were either a brand of sunglasses in the 70's or what you got when you crossed Parker Stevenson with Kirstie Alley back in the 80's.

The boy weighed in at 6 pounds 2 ounces and measured 19 inches long so you know Clay is already jealous. Oh, that is the length of the entire boy. My bad.

16 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

LOLOLOL
Enty, you are tooooo much.
lol

blossom6673 said...

He had a baby with Meredith Baxter??? LMAO

lutefisk said...

They gave the baby 3 last names--how about at least 1 first name?
Poor kid. I hope he doesn't have Clay's original face.

Ashlae said...

Poor kid, I feel sorry for him. Poor thing didn't even stand a chance in this world with having these crazy parents. You just know the kid will be teased at school. His mother is old enough to be his grandmother, his father's gay. Oops my bad Clay will probably homeschool the kid.

mooshki said...

Parker Lewis Can't Lose!

Unknown said...

Way to steal my thunder there, Parker Foster Aiken... Who said I wanted to share my birthday with YOU?!?

LOL!

mooshki said...

Happy Birthday Jewels!!!!! Enjoy your lucky day!

Emobacca said...

That kid was already fucked even before it emerged from that vagina. It is a real fucked up situation and the boy will get crap for the rest of his life.

Jazz Hands said...

Have a great day, Jewels!

Ashlae said...

Happy Birthday Jewels! Hope you are having a great day!

lutefisk said...

Friday Night Celebration!! Happy Birthday Jewels!

jax said...

Happy Bday Jewels you sexy bitch!

bmini said...

friday birthdays are the best! Enjoy it Jewels!

Cheryl said...

....and on top of everything, the mother's name is Jaymes. I hope they have a therapy fund set up already.

Unknown said...

You guys R SWEET! Thank YOU! Special thanks for that comment there, Jax, LOL!

Jasmine said...

you are sassy lately enty, KEEP IT UP!

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