Blind Items Revealed
October 9, 2008
Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks and impressing them with his big-shot “I’m a Big Hollywood Director” come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into!
Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties weren’t as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too – but hey, whattaya want.)
Anyway, flash forward a few hours
Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all – his laptop stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion.
Michael Bay
16 comments:
so basically the same thing happened to brett ratner as well? wasn't shia on the tonight show or something telling this story about brett?
ah i guessed this one as well
Again. Moron.
Kudos to the two "ladies" who stole the goods. Maybe that'll teach him not to pick up women anymore. Okay who am I kidding. He'll just make sure the next two are dumb as a box of rocks.
Was there any doubt about the director being Michael Bay? Ratner wasn't shooting any picture then...
who the heck brings strangers anywhere near their personal stuff?
I would get myself another room if I had his bucks.
Money can't buy common sense!
BTW am I the only one enjoying the Monk Marathon while reading these reveals?
farmgirl, thanks, I had no idea it was on.
Has anyone else noticed Enty is almost at the end of the year for the BI's and only a few have been juicy?
Ahh Enty, didn't know you were such a tease.
Wow, thanks for that info on Monk.
Yes Farmgirl! What a new year's! Monk and Reveals!
Even if they're not the juiciest blinds, I still appreciate the reveals. Most publications (or blogs) that print BIs never reveal them. I'm enjoying these!
Yay for Monk!
I was right! I finally got one right!
i was right also! see TMZ.com about it!
Just curious: Would this have been revealed if it had been Michael Bay and a MALE trick? Seems that the sexuality stuff is always left out.
i think i was actually right about this one, too!
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