Random Photos Part Three
Dev Patel shows a new way to catch a cab.
Did you recognize Debra Winger?
So, this guy weighs about 600 pounds and was arrested for stealing burgers and shakes at restaurants. No jail time though because the local jail didn't want to be responsible for him. Just a fine.
At first look it seems like Lorraine Bracco is wiping Jeff Goldblum's nose while he fondles her breast.
Jennifer Hudson has dropped a ton of weight. I guess this is why she is the Weight Watchers spokesperson.
Nothing really licious about the cast of Jerseylicious.
Speaking of Jersey, Pauly D was sunning himself yesterday. I didn't think people actually used that foil trick anymore.
Juliette Lewis - Las Vegas
And with Tom Cruise. Just kidding. It is Xenu.
Speaking of Xenu. This is Jennifer Lopez shortly after lunching with Queen Xenu, Leah Remini.
Note to self. Jessica Simpson has a very long tongue.
Katie Price riding a horse and not wearing one piece of the clothing she sells for riding horses. Instead it is an Ed Hardy jacket and some other stuff.
16 comments:
I notice all the people in Jersey reality shows have the same greasy, unwashed skanky look about them. Surely this does not represent New Jersey accurately, right?
Wow!! steal burgers and shakes?
-Jersey has really trashy skanky unwashed fame whores to represent them, I'm sure not everyone is like that
-I've never heard Juliette sing. Is her band good?
My mother used to sit us out in the sun with reflectors--when I think of all the damage that must have done to us---I can't believe ANYONE would
still sun themselves that way.
How could "Burger Guy" possibly steal burgers and shakes? I can't imagine he could get away with running out of the restaurant and leaving the bill.
Jennifer Hudson looks healthy. I hope she truly is instead of going the way of diet pills and starvation to get that "Hollywood body".
Dev Patel is one skinny dude, WOW
Jennifer H looks great I hope her trainer husband helped and she is not on something ridiculous by Hollywood standards.
Wonder if that long tongue on Jessica Simpson is part of that whole "sexual napalm" thing?
Every time I start mentally lumping everyone from New Jersey into that "ick, nast" category, I try to think about how mad I get when I hear/see/read people who think everyone from Tennessee is an Ellie May or a Miley Cryus. I'm sure Jersey has plenty of tasteful, intelligent, non-orange people. Those people just aren't able to be exploited by cable tv channels.
When I was a kid, we used to joke that New Jersey was really New York's private garbage dump. I guess that is why the Meadowlands are so polluted. Those skanky Jersey Shore cast members are truly the best of the worst the State of New Jersey has to offer. Imagine actually aspiring to be like Snookie and the others. Ick. Nast. Barf.
Jess, I actually enjoy most of what I've heard from Juliette Lewis and the Licks. Lol, yes, that's the name of her band.
If you've seen Natural Born Killers or Strange Days you've heard her sing; that's her actual voice. She covers P.J. Harvey rather nicely imho.
Oh, and Jennifer Hudson looks fantastic!
Jennifer is dropping weight for her Winnie Mandela movie. Will be interesting to see what happens when the movie wraps.
First of all the horse thinks he is lucky but I do wonder if Katie Price has under wear on?
The 600 pound guy was so out of energy posing for his mug shot you can see his sweat. Imagine when he's on the dumper.
Jessica Lopez has taken a career of no talent and made money off it. She should write a book.
Charlie, you are hilarious tonight.
Yes, there are people from New Jersey like those skanks from Jersey Shore. I went to high school with a bunch of them. For some reason, certain Jerseyites still rock this look that just reminds me of the late 80's & early 90's when I lived at the "shore". Its like the stank JUST WON'T DIE.
No, I don't have a fake tan, I'm not Italian but I do say the word "coffee" funny. I'll cop to that. But I do read books without pictures, stay on top of current events & consider myself an intellectual, independant thinker. But I don't really think that's the norm anywhere except in big cities.
Trust, these people embarrassing to me too.
Blogger chihuahuense said...
Charlie, you are hilarious tonight.
8:03 PM
Much appreciated I have at least one nice fan. God bless you and yours, enjoy your day and may all you hope and dream for happen.
Don't think that's Elaine Bracco with Jeff Goldblum... It's his costar in Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Kathryn Erbe.
Oops - Lorraine, not Elaine.
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