Blind Item #11
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:15 AM
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48 comments:
The Scott brother?
Drew and Linda Phan maybe?
Maybe he has a micro D? I just read a story on DM about micro D, so i thought I might guess it on this blind!
I thought one of the property brothers was gay?
@yepthatsme
bwhahaha i read the same thing earlier.
happened to me once. hook at at a bar (this was way back in the day). went to his place. the size of my pinky finger. seriously. :O
@Meliticus, I thought both of them were, but apparently one is straight.
Yeesh, Scott is so much taller than Phan, I don't think she'd even need to bend her knees to blow him.
Same. A referee for the NHL. It was smaller than my thumb. He was hereafter referred to as “thumbdick” by me & my friends, when we’d laugh about our worst one night stands.
@Raven and Freebird, its nothing to be laughed at! Baldness and Micro D are the two biggest insecurities we men have! Its scary for us!
Yepthatsme- It does seem pretty mean to make fun of something like that. It’s not something they can help and with the importance men put on their dicks, it’s even worse.
I recommend you guys to watch an Episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza, who was already bald, accidently exposed himself to his gf after taking a swim. I wont give any spoilers, but its a laugh riot!
@yepthatsme
i didn't laugh at him.
i took one for the team. i mean, i felt bad for him. i just wanted to get through it and go home. i guess it's not something you can bring up in casual conversation. i really was quite shocked, although i pretended i wasn't shocked and everything was normal. i didn't want to hurt his feelings.
and i think i've seen that episode.
on the other hand, bald is sexy af
@Freebird, So did you put him in your penalty box? ;)
@Brayson: I thought they were both gay. That would explain the no sex.
@Raven, bald is indeed sexy. But when it starts, OMG there is nothing worse in the world! And let me tell you a secret, even if we have accepted our baldness, sometimes when we put our hands on our head, we are pretending our fingers are caressing our thick lustrous hair! Damn, now i miss my hair!
Speaking of microdick, where's J?
I didn’t laugh at IT, either. 🤷🏼♀️
LOL
This thread is cold-blooded.
Meh. I guess I’m mean, then. 🤷🏼♀️
Also, while I was getting dressed, his wife called. FYI, he told me he was single. 😡 Still feel sorry for him?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU
Hahaha!! Nah...he wasn’t worth it. Shoulda chucked a puck at him on the way out, though. 🏒
Or that guy that hates Tricia?
Or the guy that Sandybrook calls a 🐐 fucker?
Isn’t this Beiber and his lucky bride?
I wonder whatever happened to geeljire?
Haha those are both derek.
Yes an angry hateful man like that has to be small for sure.
And I think we need to clear up for the decent gentlemen here...
If you're kind and considerate, women will overlook your shortcomings. We know there's much more than just that...
But if you're an ass?
Youre fucked. Because yes we're talking.
I don't think geel was derek, geel would have been way too developed of a persona and maintained too long. Then again I don't think derek is actually derek, seems more like something made up just to pick on Tricia.
👆🏼 THIS. 💯%
That’s the one! The one Sandybrook calls a 🐐fucker.
@Freebird - Please tell me it wasn’t Kerry Fraser. He was always my favourite.
I'd take a bald guy over a 9" any day. I've now required 2 bladder suspensions and am now in need a 3rd. It's painful.
Well if my Hampton wasn't small enough to begin with, it's positively shrivelled now in horror at the callousness of some of the [air quotes] fairer [close air quotes] sex on this thread.
You heartless cruel hussies! I'm crossing my legs as I type.
Booooooooooo! Shame! Booooooooooo!
shrinkage is MUCH different than pinky size. ;)
I hear you raven. I had the same thing with an American rock guitarist who everybody on CDAN knows.
I will take a nice shaved head over a greasy old mane any time. ANY. TIME.
I do unfortunately like a big ol' dick though. Sorry micros.
Micro D is no joke http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
No clue what his name was. It’s been ages. He was SUPER tall, though. Which made the whole teeny weenie thing odd.
Do we get any clues?
Indeed!
@Freebird - Ah! Kerry Fraser is only 5’7” so that’s a relief! 😁
+1 jooles this is def bieber and his wifey. On another note I don't miss geeljire but glad the count is back.
Width is better than length! Derek us not Gee. He is in a league of his own.
Wait a minute!....Dannette...more clues! Too many American guitarists!
@yepthatsme... it was coooolllld :-) my late father never stopped laughing about that episode!
Idk... If a guy with a micro penis has mastered the art of "Fisting" it really shouldn't matter...
But if that is still like throwing a salami down a hotel hallway hoping to hit a wall or two... Then what's the point?
Ohh, nevermind... It's all about the jewelry ;)
If it's Property Bros? Meh, their gay AF and only ppl more obsessed about size than the village bicycle is gay guys. He's fucked either way... At least he can still be a Power Bttm!! He just better bring some kink to his game....
Is it wrong that I'm dying to know which ref?
Excuse me while I brush my hair in the mirror while admiring my trouser snake.
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