Thursday, October 04, 2007
I know that I suggested that Eva Mendes was pregnant. Hell, look at her. She has all the classic signs. Baby bump, coming out of a prenatal yoga class, and she wasn't doing her Starbucks strut. Well as it turns out, Eva is tired of all the pregnancy rumors, which is news to me because it's not like the whole world cares whether she is pregnant or not. Blogs aren't screaming OMG, Eva is pregnant with love child.
Eva wants the world to know she (a) isn't pregnant, (b) "I don't wanna have kids... I love the little suckers; they're so cute but I love sleep so much and I worry about everything. (And) I feel like the institution of marriage is a very archaic kinda thing. I don't think it fits in my world today."
I don't remember anyone asking her views on marriage, but I guess it was on her mind or something. When asked why everyone thinks she is pregnant, she said, "I'm off season right now. I'm having the pasta, I'm having the dessert."
I think what she means by off season is that she can't find work because everyone thinks she's pregnant so she's drowning her sorrows in pasta and bon bons. Pregnant, fat, it doesn't matter. Just think of her at Starbucks showing off her plumage, and that will make you smile.