Tuesday, January 15, 2008

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which acting legend in a current release once offered a national beauty queen a vial of cocaine during a daytime golf round? While the lady declined, he seemed not to realize his coke had been clogged with moisture and sticky globs fell out of his schnoz the rest of the afternoon.

33 comments:

francesca fiore said...

This reeks of Nicholson to me, although I don't know anything about the golf part, or the beauty queen part.

lainiekazan said...

Jack Nicholson, I presume?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Gotta be Jack Nicholson.

Dijea said...

Jack was totally my first guess.

Rare Avis said...

So my friend has this really funny thing that she does. Whenever she meets a famous star, she comes up with the crappiest movie that she can think of that they have been in. So she meets Jack and says 'Oh I am such a fan of yours! He says 'Thank you.' She says 'I loved in Wolf.' He replies umm yeah Thank you.' Priceless.

Anonymous said...

It's Jack. A friend worked on As Good as It Gets and said Jack was a major coke-fiend on set.

NYDN blinds are easy. I'm surprised he gets away with it. This one doesn't have a guess as to when it happened though.

takeme2espana said...

How attractive, coke-boogies! I can't imagine why they didn't end up together?

gossiphound said...

why would this even be a blind-item? i don't think jackie boy cares what people say about him anyways.

takeme2espana said...

....maybe he looked in the mirror later, realized his faux pau, and threw a golf club through the windshield of a passing motorist out of dispair?

captivagrl said...

jack. only a true cokehead legend could make $60,000,000 doing Batman.

jax said...

he's a lech..greasy coked up perv..legend or not.

francesca fiore said...

rare avis, that is brilliant. If I met celebrities on a regular basis, I would totally copy your friend. "Mr. Clooney, I just loved you in One Fine Day."

takeme2espana said...

...what about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

Sweater said...

Yep Yep
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny

Twisted Sister said...

I agree with you, Jax. The only difference between him and greasy, horny, coked-up Brandon Davis is a career.

captivagrl said...

rare avis - i love it......hey michelle! ms. pfeiffer! i love your work! can i get an autograph? your performance in Grease 2 was incredible!

jax said...

"Wow Brad..nice to meet you Mr. Pitt. I LOVED you on Head of the Class."

"George, your role on Facts of Life changed my life! And don't even get me started on the Booker years"

Angela said...

takeme2espana, get your facts right...

It was "Return of the Killer Tomatoes". Speaking about "Attack" would totally ruin your credibility in front of him.

Alice.W said...

Jack's no doubt correct but I was thinking Will Smith because of them mentioning 'Legend'and current release.

Rare Avis said...

This is a great game. I'll start. Julia Roberts, I am a huge fan, I love you in.....

captivagrl said...

the only "huge fan" julia has weighs 350lbs.

Rare Avis said...

heh.. Brad your turn in the chicken suit for El Pollo Loco was truly inspirational. Is that what lead to your getting that pringles commercial?

sarah said...

Why does it feel like Jack Nicholson's part in The Departed is the closest to who he really is as a person? EEW

Carla said...

Golly Ms. Roberts. You were something in Hook.

Carla said...

Nice to meet you Mr. Damon, I loved you in ...

takeme2espana said...

Angela...so true! And my credibility would SO be still on the line at that point ;)

re: Matt Damon.."That episode of Will and Grace.."

Dr.Jerkberg said...

Julia, I loved you in Satisfaction

divabunny said...

julia... mystic pizza was surely your best work! sorry its been downhill from there.

nursekelly said...

it is that saucy boy, gentleman Jack!!

RagDoll said...

divabunny: same goes for Matt Damon, the way this game is played :D

Now, what would we do if we met Keanu Reeves? He's never good in anything....

Les Suckno For President said...

Gotta be Jack. Musta been hitting the downstairs cocaine.

Sierraton said...

Alice.W said...
>>>Jack's no doubt correct but I was thinking Will Smith because of them mentioning 'Legend' and current release.

That's what came to my mind, too, actually.

redgurl72 said...

I think Mystic Pizza was Julia's best work. She wasn't such a troll back then.

Yikes. I think Suckno is rubbing off on me. That reads badly.

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