Monday, January 14, 2008

Like I Need Another Reason To Love Australia


If you thought the air seemed fresher in the US the past few days, and the sun just a little brighter, I don't think it is your imagination. It is actually due to the fact that Brandon Davis is not currently in the country, but is instead giving Australia some of his greasy kind of love.

Since his arrival into the country a few days ago, Brandon has been detained by Customs, (yay Customs), abandoned by his girlfriend at the airport (yay girlfriend), and ignored by the press (yay press). Brandon Davis is dating an Australian model named Cheyenne Tozzi and so he accompanied her to Australia and got an gent in Australia to try and take advantage of knowing her. He was hoping to get some gigs as party host or to sell some secrets to the tabloids, but so far he has got nothing. He makes himself available everyday at his hotel just in case someone wants to pay him a couple of bucks for anything. Hell, he will even take you back up to his room probably if you go for that kind of thing as long as there is some money involved. But, alas, for now, our greasy one was sitting in the hotel lobby and noticed some press coming his way. He started to sit up, and thought this was going to be his lucky day. Unfortunately they ignored him as did the 200 other reporters and photographers who walked within 2 feet of him as they paraded to a Kylie Minogue press conference in another part of the hotel. No one even bother to turn around. Thank You Australia. Just make sure you keep him, because we really don't want him back.

11 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Hey, he's not lonely. He's a "mysterious loner"

kellysirkus said...

Greasy gotz to be the Celebutard with a sex tape of his g/f

califblondy said...

Kelly, I didn't realize he ever had a gf. Was she paid for? ;)

MissBliss said...

Greasy Bear is here in Australia? Eww Eww Eww. We don't want him!

Les Suckno For President said...

Don't diss Bluto.

Reese said...

Cheyenne Tozzi is quite pretty; obviously not too bright, but attractive. She is huge in Australia but hasn't really had much success elsewhere.

http://www.stormmodels.com/womendetails.html?id=2836

Judi said...

People are finally ignoring this guy. Hallelujah!

redgurl72 said...

Greasy has had no press here except for the customs incident. Makes me proud.
The cash he was carrying will be tied in with something shady. The other Tozzi sister is dating a very shady guy.
It seems the Tozzis are all about the dollars and the fame. Once Cheyenne realises that Brandon is a loser who can't help her career any further she'll flick him for a better offer.

mandjo said...

Yuck! That's about all I have to say about that!!lol

melnahas said...

ENT! WE DONT WANT HIMMM!!!

dangermandownunder said...

Who? Ent I think you should stick to writing about people we know.

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