Tuesday, January 15, 2008

What Idiot Thinks Britney Is Getting Married This Weekend?



I told myself I would stay away from Britney Spears, and instead focus on the rest of the trailer park, but this is just too much. I have seen at least five headlines today that are all screaming that Britney is about to get married for the third time. Of course two days ago, these same places were all shouting how Adnan is still married and that he still lives with her. So how are a marriage and divorce going to happen all in one week? It can't. Have people become so desperate to feed the Britney hype machine and generate buzz from their readers that they just throw this out expecting it to be swallowed? Maybe they think it is all part of a big plot and are preparing their readers. I guess Adnan and his wife could be pulling some elaborate scam where he tells Britney he really is married when he isn't and so they can have some fake wedding which really turns out to be real.

The thing is that I am writing about it and thus contributing to the overall situation that is Britney. I think when everyone banded together towards the end of last year and stopped writing so much about Paris Hilton, the world became a better place and Paris became more likable. Not lovable, and not invite to your home likable, but more of a homeless guy who isn't in your way when asking for your money likability. I think the same thing could happen if you left Britney alone to her own devices. Deprived of attention it is possible those devices would include things to kill herself, but it also might pull her back from the edge.

Britney is either going to kill herself or write a book about this period of her life. Either way she is going to be famous. The question is does she want to be here for the fame? I just want her to maker that decision on her own and to not feel the pressure or madness of the world surrounding her. If people stop reading, then the paps will stop taking photos and maybe she can breathe. Of course if she would go check herself into a mental health facility she would have a few days alone there until people could find her and start reporting on her.

So, no more Britney for awhile. I am going to do my part. I will wax rhapsodic about the rest of her dysfunctional family, but no more Britney.

18 comments:

WTF said...

I would not read a book about her so I pick she kill herself.

Jolara said...

SO SICK OF BRITANY NEWS!!!!

MAKE IT STOP!!!!

I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER ANYMORE THAN I DO THAT ROCK OUTSIDE MY HOME!!!

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO...SHE IS JUST MILKING THE PUBLIC FOR SYMPATHY AND ATTENTION!!!

captivagrl said...

thanks ENT.(although with her antics it will be difficult)she lacks any type of boundaries and the wacky drama will be pushed to the limits. nothing would surprise me.

YahMoBThere said...

EL wrote:
"So, no more Britney for awhile. I am going to do my part. I will wax rhapsodic about the rest of her dysfunctional family, but no more Britney."



Until April when we find out she's pregnant again.

__-__=__ said...

That's very, very nice of you. It's just so sad. It's like watching those trials Anna Nicole had to endure, only worse. Thanks Ent!!

Unknown said...

I guess I'll have to go elsewhere for my current events fix.

Mother Campfire said...

Um, Paris did NOT become likable. We just had some peace. Don't fool yourself.

And really, wishing for someone to kill themselves is pretty tacky and low. Even to get a cyber laugh.

Carte Blanche said...

It's like watching a car crash at the side of the road. You can't help but look. Well, now its like we stopped, we looked and then kept watching the scene until after the bodies were taken away in bags. Now we're staring at the wreakage.

Time to leave.

Kory said...

I was just eating my lunch and reading on another site how she stripped naked in a shop, had sex with that pap-boy and yelled "fuck you" on her way out. I was just thinking it is time to end this charade. She never will.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Yeah, this has gotten beyond crazy. Britney's officially in Twilight Zone territory.

kellygirl said...

COOL!!!
any chance we could do away with the Parasite as well

Jolara said...

LOL- my girls and I were watching our local news last night and they were talking about the whole Brit crap *roll eyes* and they showed a clip of Justin Timberlake climbing into his car and you can hear one of the paps yell to him "Justin, Britany needs your help, you're the only one who can help her"
We just laughed! As if! Talk about whacked out!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

No Britney? For a while, at least? Oh shit, I just found my new favorite blog!

RobertInLB said...

Please please please, let it be that she kills herself!!! The funeral would be classic, nobody there but the photogs trying to get that last pic. As for the idea of her writing a book, bhahahahaha, can she even write a sentence?

Unknown said...

I think we crossed the line where what is happening in her life is no longer "entertaining". I love to watch celebrities and read about there lives, however, when I saw the news footage of her being wheeled out of her house in restraints I immediately thought, "Wow, all us gossip readers, paps, bloggers, and professional news media need to leave her alone in privacy. She is mentally ill and not in control of her actions." This is like finding entertainment in watching a mentally retarded person make mistakes.

violet said...

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

* Alana -My sentiments exactly

P.S. It is never OK to hope someone kills them self. Come on people.

Andy said...

So is this Ent's way of saying Brit isn't the HIV+ singer discussed last month?

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