Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Scott Storch Is A Jackass -- And A Deadbeat Dad


I think we already knew Scott Storch was a jackass, but I just wanted to drill home the point that a guy who spends thousands of dollars a night on parties but decides not to pay his child support is the jackass of jackasses. Storch allegedly made $17M in 2006 but somehow can't manage to find the $7500 a month in child support he owes to his ex girlfriend Dalene Daniel.

Because Storch failed to provide child support in December or January, Dalene was unable to give their 21 month old son Jalen much of a Christmas. Obviously Scott didn't care as he was spotted out numerous times in December having one party after another. Storch has another child with a different woman as well, but she is not involved in the current court proceedings. I am guessing though that Scott's track record with his payments to her are probably just as crappy.

So why do these women allow themselves to get impregnated by this guy? Is it because he is rich? He is without a doubt one of the ugliest guys on the planet and probably is about 5'2" and weighs 100 pounds tops. Maybe they think if they have sex with him, he will pass them along to a singer or someone in a band and then they can raise Scott's baby together.

Whatever their reason for sleeping with this jackass, the point is he needs to pay. For someone who makes $17M a year, he should be grateful he is only paying $7500 a month in child support and should pay the whole year in advance each and every year. He didn't and so now when Dalene goes back to court she may as well ask the court to jack that amount up each month to something more commensurate with his income. I'm thinking if the $17M is accurate our jackass could be paying over $20,000 a month now. Jackass.

21 comments:

jax said...

good god..this douche is from Canada too.

so f*cker can buy a million dollars worth of jewelry for Lilo but can't pay his baby momma?

Kat said...

Just looking at his pic makes me want to smack the daylights out of him.

Twisted Sister said...

I wish the courts would throw guys like this in jail. For a long time.

He's so disgustingly gross, women HAVE to be hoping for a career boost if they sleep with him. I can't think of any other reason they'd want to go near him.

Joseph said...

Then again I wouldnt be surprised if they sleep with him just to get pregnant and make some cash. Im sorry but if he's paying $100k a year that would more than cover Christmas.
Im thinking these girls are hoping for money to pay for the baby and the new Hermes bag.
Jus sayin.

nycer said...

It's been in the news for days that he's got creditors galore. Apparently the guy's broke, back taxes, has to pay cash everywhere now in Miami and even had a gallery owner going to his house to repo a painting. Rolling Stone said a couple of years ago he was worth $70 mil.

jax said...

probably but that doesnt take away from the fact that he hasn't paid and has the money to pay it.

i dont care if homegirl walked up to him and said "im gonna take you for everything you own by having your baby,now get on the couch"

he still did it.

Twisted Sister said...

Nycer, really?!! Well, if he did blow all that money, he needs to adjust his lifestyle so he can support his child. He's obviously not even adjusting it so he can get out of this hole he's in.

nycer said...

twisted yes, I also read that in 2007 he was down to $17 mil so I guess that where the writer here got that figure, but that was net worth, not annual $. Huge ass gaudy tacky (think Tony Montana style) mansion, lots of toys, who knows. Smart move on her part to get in there legally since they usually put children before other creditors.

jindi said...

he is CANADIAN? first harper and now this - oh the shame.

i'd be shocked if he wasn't spending twice his child support payments on blow every month.

it's all about priorities.

mngddess said...

There ain't no amount of money that would make me want him to stick his gross little diseased pecker anywhere NEAR me.

Excuse me while I go and wash my eyes out.

Jesse D said...

As a single mother of two beautiful girls that receives not a DIME from either worthless fleabag **father** of her children, someone should CASTRATE THIS S.O.B. Yes, I am irrational and overblown on this subject. Thank you.

surfer said...

Okay guys, this is long, but I just had to add this. Now this makes more sense. Taken from agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2008/janfeb.html.

. PANACHE REPORT 01/16
Not long ago, he was king of the hill. He charged six figures for production and beats. He rolled around town in exotic whips, (Lambos, Ferrari's, Hummers). He also lived in a few mansions and had a harem of women on redial (black, white and Latino). It all came crashing down when he developed a taste for cocaine. He currently has a $2,000 per day cocaine habit. When he does open his curtains and comes out of his dark room, his new tracks lack creativity and are sloppy at best. Lyrics and beats are no longer a priority. The only thing that matters is his next hit. He is beginning to look homeless. People are wondering, what the hell happened to him? He also becomes easily agitated and he's obnoxious. He is in debt to a East Coast drug dealer for $40,000. Rumor has it that he owes nearly $50,000 to a West Coast drug dealer. His cash flow is so low, he's trying to borrow money from former artists he produced to cover his drug debts. He's hit rock bottom. You don't have to be a fan of music producers to know who he is. Scott Storch

nycer said...

Good one surfer. Here's the picture Perez posted a couple of months ago that guessers were talking about on Panache yesterday:

http://perezhilton.com/2007-11-16-whats-that-up-your-nose

jax said...

fine by me..this is the douche responsible for Paris' cd.

Catherine said...

Scott Storch even looks like a dumbass! WTF is that stupid pose?

"Duh, two plus two is, um, ooh look! A chicken!"

What a moral mutant!!

Anonymous said...

huh...always thought he was gay.

DivineJoy said...

Record sales are down. He ain't making that much money.

Judi said...

Storch = Ebola variant.
You hang in there, Jesse. You're a Warrior Mom. My mom did it, too. I can guarantee you that we don't stay kids forever. We grow up, get out on our own, and do well because that's what we saw our parent do. And we don't forget. Please, disavow the fleabag and move on.

Les Suckno For President said...

Anyone who fucks this dork deserves what she gets. Parasite fucked him for a hit single. Too bad, so sad. Note that Blohan wouldn't fuck him, though. She does have some standards.

Jesse D said...

Thanks Judi!

Sweater said...

7,500 a month?
Holy shit!

Yeah he's an assface....but really......7,500 a MONTH? I just can't wrap my brain around that.

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