Thursday, May 22, 2008

Did You Know Jodie Foster Was Gay?


I'm just waiting for someone to read the headline and not read the post, and then call me an idiot for not knowing Jodie is gay. What I really can't believe is that Jodie Foster is the same kind of cheating on your significant other kind of liar that so many others are. According to The Enquirer, Jodie cheated on her partner of 14 years with a much younger woman. I just have a hard time picturing Jodie using the same tired old cliches as any other cheater out there.

"Oh, yeah, I'm in a relationship, but it's been dead for years."

"We're only together for the kids."

"We have an understanding."

"How much do you charge?"

Whoops. That last one is really just from personal experience, and is probably not indicative of what Jodie said when she decided to cheat and break up her long term relationship. Can't you just see Jodie over the years just railing against any guy in the world who cheated on his significant other for someone much younger. I know she said it and you know she said it, but she went ahead and did it anyway.

Does anyone else feel a huge sense of disappointment to know that Jodie did it? Meanwhile. Poor Cydney right? Where is she? Still living with Jodie. Jodie is probably bringing home her new girlfriend each night and they laugh and play while Cydney cries herself to sleep in the basement. Know the feeling Cydney. The now broken couple continues planning to raise the children together, but you know that pretty soon, Jodie will make up some excuse and Cydney will be reduced to the odd phone call every other Mothers Day. Err Fathers Day?

13 comments:

dee dee lefrak said...

Bet that's not the first time Jodie stepped out ... no pun intended!

Sinjin said...

Isn't this the answer to a blind item a few weeks back?

Anonymous said...

Wonder if that's where the comment about her "beautiful Cydney" speech came from. Wasn't there a comment about putting up with her bad behavior?

jax said...

how sad. if two crazy lesbians can't make it in this messed up world,what chance do the rest of us heteros have?

merrick said...

well said jax .. well said!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it funny now that she sort of came out now she is fooling around with someone else.

Snautrag said...

As someone who is forced to live with my ex due to extenuating circumstances, I can honestly say this is the most excrutiating experience of my lifetime. I just tell myself that what goes around comes around and karma will kick him hard one day.

captivagrl said...

is this the blind about the two A listers sharing the same younger woman?

Judi said...

Jody has moved into another home she has in town. Bet C's home with the kids.
Reminder that this didn't come from Jody but from a rag. All she has said is the "Beautiful Cydney" remark, so she's not officially out.

Unknown said...

:-)

like jax said...

if a woman (who btw. understands women) is not able to make it last...


then...there is no need for men to go back to the drawing board, searching for solutions of whatever problems they have with women.

Shit,there is no hope left. So i´ll have a beer, enjoy the game. the outcome is the same. simple game theory: i´ll follow my actual best option, even if the end is clear: i´ll lose the game.

Unknown said...

Jodie is smart and beautiful and apparently as flawed as everyone else in Hollywood.

She got bored and wanted some sweet young thing like all the others in Hell-Ay.

Jazz Hands said...

Anyone else see that picture of Jodie Foster with Samantha Ronson? Could it... nah. Well?

Judi said...

No, not Ronson. It was - oooooh. Some brunette lady, not someone much younger. Cindy Mort - that's her name. Here's a link:
http://dlisted.com/node/26089

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