Tuesday, July 03, 2018

Blind Item #5 - Reader Blind Item

This comedic actor who died relatively young  is most famous for being the title character in a popular sitcom from the early days of television.  He is also known for his lifelong friendship starting in childhood with this iconic permanently A list multiple Oscar winning actor.  It was rumored that they were lovers.  He had a particular kink – he liked to have sex with very heavy women and was known to seek out obese ladies of the evening.  What is funny about this is the comedic actor had a small, mousy build which was part of his shtick.   

46 comments:

Brayson87 said...

What, he used to prowl Walmart at night?

Tricia13 said...

Bob Denver/Gilligan and?

Geeljire said...

My particular kink is Schindler's List roleplay with Jewish MILFs in NYC

Geeljire said...

Obese ladies of the evening

And you have the fucking gall to bitch about the writing here

Do Tell said...

Ozzie Nelson, Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet? He died at 69. Is that relatively young?

William Maynard said...
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Geeljire said...

"I never met a Holocaust survivor who didn't survive the Holocaust."
-Yogi Berra

Do Tell said...

ah nm Ozzie wasn't small or mousy

Do Tell said...

And William scores!

Brayson87 said...

"Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this"

Guesser said...

So Wally got both when Marlon got fat?

SDaly said...

Howdy Doody. Pinocchio for the multiple-Oscar-winning friend.

Geeljire said...

🤣

Brayson87 said...

+1 William, good catch, died at 48

His close friendship with Marlon Brando was the subject of rumors. Brando told a journalist: "If Wally had been a woman, I would have married him and we would have lived happily ever after",[7] and writer/editor Beauregard Houston-Montgomery has stated that while high on marijuana Brando confessed to him that Cox had been the love of his life.[8] However, two of Cox's wives dismissed the suggestion that the love was more than platonic.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_Cox

CJ said...

William M. has got it. It was "the early days of television". Wally Cox played a nebbishy comic character a little bit like Don Knotts, but it was an act. He wasn't actually a nebbish. Sort of like Woody Allen, who produced and directed a slew of movies while playing a character afraid of his own shadow.

Geeljire said...

Sort of like Woody Allen, who produced and directed a slew of movies while raping children.

trufflepig said...

How would the wives know?

Geeljire said...

A noted poet once composed, "Let me smell yo dick"

Do Tell said...

There are no rape allegations against Woody Allen and only one molestation allegation against him.

Geeljire said...

Here we go again

Brayson87 said...

"Here we go again" get outta ma head Geel lol

Newbomb said...

Gee, is pedophilia a kink or just considered being a good Muslim?

Brayson87 said...

We should not waste this beautiful blind about an old time comedic actor with a porn star name who made Brando fall in love with him and had a thing for large ladies. Even the teenage mutant ninja turtles know what Allen is at this point and they're buried in a sewer, which is where you'd have to be not to see the truth.

Randyman said...

Milton Berle maybe

Sara, Making It Work said...

Ok, the answer everyone loves was deleted. Hmmmm...

rob ute said...

Bob Crane?

Murdered at age 49.

Star of Hogan's Heroes.

Unknown said...

This muz only gets upset when non muz rape little kids.

An entire 'religion' based on the ramblings of a self confessed pedo. Exactly how inbred do you have to be to worship a man who married a 6 year old?
No wonder Allah hates them so much, he makes them all kill one another. I'd be pissed too.

Unknown said...

But Woody Allen frequently mentions sex with an underage girl in all his films. It’s so obvious.

Unknown said...

You guys know how older brothers play-slap younger ones, with their own hands while repeating 'why are you hitting yourself' ?

Whenever I read the papers or watch the news and the never ending muz-on-muz warring, and blowing each other to pieces and all that jazz, I always picture Allah floating around with a shisha going 'why are you pedo-worshippers killing each other in my name?' BOOM 'why are you pedo-woshippers killing each other in my name' BOOM , etc

B626 said...

So Wally Cox liked fat chicks
Pretty tame

Do Tell said...

Unless there is concrete proof or someone else steps out and makes the allegation, allusions in a fictional script are meaningless. And "all his films" is actually a reference to younger women, not children, in some of his films years ago.

Lynn said...

Comedian: Wally Cox
Show: Mr. Peepers
Friend: Marlon Brando

But the blind is wrong about Cox's build. He was actually quite muscular.

orangesoda said...

So he fucked fat chicks and Brando? Kind of a weird combination. Was everyone back then bi or what?

Pamela Olson said...

Wally Cox? Mr Peepers was his show I think

So Outrageous said...

did somebody say Howdy Doody???!!!??? LMFAO literally

Brayson87 said...

33-page decision from New York Supreme Court Justice Elliott Wilk in Woody Allen’s 1992 custody suit

Summary:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/danny-shea/heres-the-1993-woody-alle_b_4746866.html

Full version:

https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993

rosie riveter said...

Omg hahahahaha

rosie riveter said...

Wait.. Where'd you go William??

Cee Kay said...

As far as Woody Allen goes, there is exactly ONE allegation against him. And it is not credible, no matter how much some may want it to be. No, I am not saying that Dylan is lying. But she absolutely is not credible.

rosie riveter said...

Few, only one. I feel much better hearing this

rosie riveter said...

Take a seat, woody.
I'm not saying you did it. I'm just saying you probably didnt not.

Shelley Behling said...

John Ritter

Gwili Andre said...

"Gee, is pedophilia a kink or just considered being a good Muslim?"



The vast majority of pedophiles aren't Muslim......but try telling that to low IQ Republicans. Hey, do you remember Christian GOP child molester Denny Hastert?

Maggie T said...

Omg first name that sprung to mind.

MichiganMama59 said...

Wally Cox, who went to my high school - LONNNNG before I was there.

Baba said...

Wally Cox.

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