Monday, January 07, 2019

Blind Item #26 - Golden Globes

They had the foreign born C list actor with A- list name recognition walk the red carpet yesterday and offered him up for interviews. The thing is though, people only know him for one thing and that is something many people need to be reminded of when they hear his name. Plus, because he doesn't/can't/not allowed to discuss the thing people do know him for, there is nothing to ask him. It was a total bust.

24 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Joe Alwyn

Humor Me said...

Who?

Nemo said...

Taylor Swift's boyfriend.

Unknown said...

Joe Alwyn but this everybody knows. Tell me something interesting, Enty.

MichiganMama59 said...

wHO?

MichiganMama59 said...

I think is can say "Who"? about 90% of these blinds.

Troy Dyer said...

I was wondering why he was even invited, until I saw his “girlfriend” present

cebii said...

plus he has the charisma of a potato. I see his career falling pretty fast once they "break up"

Brayson87 said...

Thank goodness for NDA's otherwise all her beards would probably have boating accidents when their time was up. She doesn't seem like the loose ends type.

HeatherBee said...

I think you’re doing a disservice to potatoes. I’d say he’s as interesting as a bowl of oatmeal.

Aquagirl said...

@Heatherbee: At least you can make oatmeal interesting by adding honey, cinnamon, fruit, or whatever on top. Oatmeal’s got potential, but this guy, sadly not.

Sarton Bander said...

All of Taylor Swift's friends turn out to be lesbians.

It's really odd.

Brayson87 said...

It would be impressive if she flipped them but I suspect they were prepackaged.

daddylonglegs said...

nothing wrong with hot lesbians.

hunter said...

THE CHARISMA OF A POTATO, HAAAAA!!!!!

good one, so true. Or a turnip.

FA said...

He's just so f'ing bland. And he doesn't seem very bright or much of a talker. No wonder she apparently likes him so much. Allegedly.

Unknown said...

You have to admit other than those pesky gay hook rumors in London bland Joe Alywin has been an unproblematic beard. Guess he finally got smarter about keeping the boys on the downlow. She has trained him well.

Torr said...

To be fair he is in The Favourite and MQOS, an entertainment journo should’ve known that.

Cadmium77 said...

daddylonglegs said...
nothing wrong with hot lesbians.


*ahem*.....where's the videos? Just asking for a friend, you understand.

JL said...

Well Joe Alwyn was in The Favourite, which seems to have some momentum.

KnitWit said...

He is human quinoa. Overpriced tasteless boring mush that is on all the cooking shows .... Must have a great agent or something

Unknown said...

He is?? Oh ok. I guess his face just isn't memorable.

Gary Burnaska said...

If Joe is a beard so what, this is the worst Taylor has done. R Kelly on the other hand is a serial pedo-rapist.

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