Wednesday, January 09, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

January 2, 2019

Our celebrity CEO is running out of tricks up his sleeve.  He had big plans for that new car model. It was supposed to be a lot less expensive when originally promised. Instead, it was only somewhat less expensive, and the quality is terrible. People are finding that out, and there is nothing he can do about it.

Elon Musk/Tesla

21 comments:

Brayson87 said...

Strange, all the people I see driving them seem pretty happy.

parissucksliterally said...

A friend of mine has one, and he loves it.

HDNYC said...

Love my Tesla!

Lurky McLurkster said...

Damn, I thought this was going to be William Clay Ford. /sarcasmoff

Brayson87 said...

+1 Lurky, other companies are dumping their sedans but Tesla is the one having problems?

Bob Barnett said...

Great car
Grow up

longtimereader said...

If you are dumb/gullible enough to buy a tesla...

sandybrook said...

Aww poor Hedge and Enty, tesla stock is up to 339 and change today and up for the year from about 300. Poor bloodsucking bastard Hedge. Try again, if you have any money left after you fucked up your Tesla and Netflix shorts.

AkhaldanSolo said...

Why does this Musk event seem so similar to the John Delorean saga?

David Howes said...

Hey, Readers/Posters/Commentators!
I have some sage advice.

Don't buy a Tesla!

=)

Sarton Bander said...

Noone buys a Tesla,
They sort of buy 80% of a tesla, the taxpayers fund the other 20% to promote green religion.

Then you sort of lease the expensive battery bit.

shawn fleming said...

Can I even respond without Doxing Suppiers?

On Second thought, the Tesla Company is one of the finest quality, and well run companies in the world. I would recommend buying a Tesla, watching NBC, seeing the Homes & Sherlock movie, subscribing to HBO, and drinking Diet soda.

It’s your money, so spend it the way you see fit.

January Girl said...

I have a Model 3 and love it. No complaints here (or from anyone I know who also has one).

AppleThief4Elliot said...

People are supposedly upset because the car is less expensive than promised but not shockingly less expensive? Riiiiiiight....
There's lots of stuff on here to doubt, but none of them seem like quite so much of a campaign as the Musk blinds. Pretty sure it's paid for by someone is trying to short the stock.

Brayson87 said...

I imagine the best part of being a Tesla driver is throwing shade at all the smug hybrid drivers for ruining the environment with their gas guzzlers. ;)

Not me though, I'm still trying to find a good source of ethanol free gasoline.

Keepin It Very Real said...

A million dollars to anyone who can figure out any other reasonable solution to this Blind that fit the "clues" and isn't Elon Musk.

Presumably, all the Musk blinds are blinds only to avoid being sued.

Kim said...

Musk is like a cat that seems like he's going to fall, but manages to land on his feet.

Bec said...

Regardless of what one thinks of Musk today and his drug use and mental health struggles, the fact remains that he's the first person in decades to start a successful commercial production car company in the consolidated, government-subsidized American auto industry - which doesn't welcome competition - and keep it in business for 15 years. That should count for something.

Brayson87 said...

@Bec, The man just wanted to make space rockets and electric cars, and for that they try to crucify him every chance they get. It's like you're not even allowed to dream in this country anymore.

Guest777 said...

+1 Akhaldan Solo....I've been thinking the same.

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