Friday, January 11, 2019

Your Turn

Something you will never do again.

86 comments:

Ksmith said...

Get married

Natalie Fike said...

Take Acid

roque said...

get married.
womp womp

thegirl said...

Get a tattoo.
One on my ribs is tiny and an outline but hurt like hell.

roque said...

*high five Ksmith*

yepthatsme said...

Poop at a public restroom! I will go hungry for a whole day rather than pooping at public restroom!

Alf Landon said...

Believe the media

Ksmith said...

High five Roque!!! 🖐

Smalls said...

This week.

sandybrook said...

Drink before noon. Or after 1am.

bleacherbunny said...

Bikram Yoga

amelia said...

Get married! I just don't choose well.

Gia said...
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Super Comic Fun Time! said...

Be born.

Kate K said...

Ride on a bus from New Orleans to Indiana.

:| raven |: said...

be in a D/s relationship

Sea Hag said...

I'm on the "get married" train.

Shiloh Julia said...

Chase a man

Nutty_Flavor said...

Enter a Chuck-E-Cheese for any reason.

Farmgirl said...

Pass out in a pool of vomit in the Fox Theater

Tuesdi said...

Go to Epcot.

Brayson87 said...

+1 Super Comic, f*ck reincarnation. Whether it's a higher plane or oblivion no way am I coming back to this gutter planet. ;)

Sarton Bander said...

Drink neat 50% vodka mixed with vitamin c tablets.

Do Tell said...

- Go to Times Square on New Year's Eve
- Eat meat, pork or poultry
- Vote straight ticket

David Howes said...

Go to a high school reunion.

Never again.

=)

Crash said...

@Natalie Fike... you're doing it wrong. :)

MSAB09 said...

Get married

Unknown said...

never trusting men again. That's for sure.

notthisagain said...

+1111111111111

notthisagain said...

drink tequila

ClareJanes said...

Zumba.. total sh*t show in those classes.

Eat soup from community pots.. the ladle slurping videos make me want to vom.

Sayford Ford said...

Go to art school

Unknown said...

Anal

Jennifer said...

Drink Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps.

Jeff splatford said...

Meth..casual weekend party favor turned into a an everyday waking nightmare.that was 26 years ago and there are parts of me that still have not recovered

R. K. Clark said...

Wish to be famous

daddylonglegs said...

Wipe my butt with poison ivy.

momo said...

I will never again quit smoking weed.

I did that from paranoia because I had children but they are adults now. Big mistake.

PghGirl said...

Go on vacation with my in laws

shakey said...

Cocaine.

Michelle HD said...

Have two or more puppies at the same time. 😂🤣

Adrastia said...

Live with my sister. x.x

Unknown said...

Addictive prescriptions that start with X

hothotheat said...

Eat meat, do illegal drugs ( meth specifically), trust overly friendly people.

Beth said...

Marry someone who is not an orphan!

:| raven |: said...

@Jeff splatford

good on you for sobriety. meth is a bastard

Trapped said...

Eat fish because I hate fish,but everyone thinks they cook fish the best.. BS if u don’t like the smell, look, and taste od something..
Stop trying to get me to try something I never ate as a child.. Giveme shrimp or oyster, crab claws, lobster that’s what I like

Unknown said...

Take MDMA. It’s so not worth it.

Ice Angel said...

Where to begin - oh boy confessions of a middle aged suburban lady

Drugs - did a lot of acid and even had a stint freebasing coke. We were insane and broke into cars to steal radar detectors to pay for it. I am still so guilty over it

Drink and Drive - thankfully never hurt myself or anyone else but did smash into a parked car once and took off and was never caught. Gorgeous sports car. Again the guilt haunts me till this day. It was brand new so I am hoping and assuming they had great insurance on it.

Buy a timeshare or vacation club (looking at you Disney!)

Put myself into dangerous situations drinking - was raped twice

Create really bad spending and credit habits - just finally filed for Chapter 13 and hopefully turning over a new leaf

Get bullied - I was horribly bullied as a child and wish I'd stood up for myself

Be mean to my parents and brother - lost them when they were too young and miss them all terribly and regret every fight I ever had with any of them. Things that were said I can never take back (even though we were at peace when they died - just wish I wasn't such a bitch all the time)

Stop taking my meds - I've caused many an uproar trying to go off my antidepressants - forget it - not worth it - I'll take them for life now

Getting a flu shot while taking Prednisone (was in hospital for pnumonia after that and convince there was a link

Being in an abusive relationship with someone thinking he was abusive because he loved me so much (not physical abuse just mental)


La La Lady said...

Drink alcohol

Aquagirl said...

Go on a rollercoaster.

French Press said...

Go on a 14 day Caribbean cruise with a man I’m not crazy about.

Unknown said...

Salvia

Aris said...

I can't believe no one has said smoke cigarettes. That would be mine.

AmesR09 said...

SMOKE.

hunter said...

Any kind of serious white water rafting.

Ice Angel said...

@Aris-thanks for the reminder yes - smoking!!! I only vape now and feel LOTS better!

hunter said...

Holy shit French Press, 14 days is about a week too long with somebody you're not mad about.

Cindy said...

believe anything on this site

Brayson87 said...

@Aris, well to be fair it's stuff people will never do again, no matter the situation. If the ship is going down, smoke'em if you've got'em. ;)

Littledrunkinhooker said...

Get married. Once was enough!

Lissette said...

drink and drunk text

HeatherBee said...

Take laxatives the day before Bonaroo.

Pogue Mahone said...

Have kids.

Tricia13 said...

Doubt the universe

Tricia13 said...

Not that I often have . But it’s a waste of time.
Also always tell your loved ones,you love them. Not telling them is “something I would never do again”

Kimberley said...

@Ice Angel - Good wishes to you. You've been through a lot. Sending a virtual hug & keep strong.

What I won't do again (I hope!) is smoke. I was a heavy smoker for years. I stopped when I was in hospital last January on life support.

The only time I regretted stopping and really wanting to smoke was last month when I had to put my little cat to sleep. I hadn't had her for long and she was old but I rescued her from outside - she was doing well but then the vet told me she had cancer. It was managed, but she went downhill quickly. I was so upset & still am. I just got her ashes back and will scatter them outside in the Spring under the tree where she used to sunbathe.

Junebug said...

Definitely smoking. Quit many years ago. Quitting was hard, but so worth it.

Cee Kay said...

Acid. Probably.

Oh, and I will also never get married again, but that's because I found my lobster. :)

Weekittylass said...

Kimberley what you did for that little kitty was the best thing that could have happened to her. I hope you take comfort in that. I ❤️ your ❤️.

fairylights said...
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fairylights said...


Raft over Crystal Rapids in the Grand Canyon. Next time I'm walking around it!

Gator said...

Spend time in Florida.

More Cowbell said...

Crack. Worst drug ever.

Ed Hurst said...

I feel like the odd man out: The smartest move I ever made was marry the woman who is still with me 40+ years later. If something happens to her (or us), nobody else could hold a candle to her. I won't marry again for that reason.

Sd Auntie said...

Never date another redhead.

NancyFromNebraska said...

anal

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Laura Ramona said...

Never date clingy men .. so annoying..eye roll

Jeff splatford said...

@ :| raven |: ~thanks and Much love to you and yours

T. W. said...

1. Ride a roller coaster.

2. Consume things I know I am allergic to.

3. Deal with certain relatives. My father is dying as we speak but other relatives are stepping up their shameful behavior. They can't wait for him to die.

Shelli Onaznap said...

Ugh! Work for a Catholic priest! It's all true you know. Filthy prick faced drunken bastards.

Paul Saint John said...

Have more kids. I might get married again because my dick has a mind of its own but raising infants past 45 years old is a mistake.

rosie riveter said...

Oh. My. Dear. Baby. Jesus.

This.

sugar of lead said...

Go back to China.

TellMeLies said...

Do hard drugs. Blackout drink. Go to Tijuana. Do anything related to heights (now I have a horrible fear of them). Open a new credit card.

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