Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Blind Item #11

Oligarch time. This Premier League team owner has an ex who is getting married to a guy who used to date reality stars and bad actresses. The thing is though, no one wants to talk about the death threats going back and forth between the owner and one of his business partners. It seems as if the owner took the girlfriend of the business partner. The girlfriend is the ex of another oligarch (another business partner of the owner/employer of hit men) who always seems to pop up in political news stories and will never set foot in the US again. His ex can though and getting married to the owner who has all kinds of ties to the US, allows her to do just that. 

24 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Abramovich

sandybrook said...

Roman Abramovich and his ex Dasha Zhokova

sandybrook said...

I know I spelled half that mess wrong.

Murph said...

Roman Abramovich

Bonby Haud said...

Panela or stormy?

Flashy Vic said...

I remember the days when football teams were owned by local car dealers or wholesalers or breweries.

Now its Vladislav Thugalotovich or Ali ibn Qatarrorist.

MDAnderson said...

Roman Abramovich/dasha Zhukova/Stavros Niarchos

filmfanb said...

Roman Abramovich

Flashy Vic said...

Oh and Roman Abramovich for the jilted one.

HushHush said...

Roman abromovich, and oleg depriaska.

sandybrook said...
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Count Jerkula said...

Soccer blows. No one cares.

Flashy Vic said...

I will hunt you down, Count, and drive a dildo through your heart for that.

The nation that gave the world giant freak bounceball and grown up rounders is in no position to criticise other sports.

James Howlett said...

Brilliant wordsmithing. I appreciated it.

Morninglorri said...

Oh man, I’m starving for some nachos.

Erin said...

Flashy - you are always so funny! :)

a beautiful virago named hope said...

You guys and your damn sports. You don't see this kind of thug mess in figure skating..... Oh, right. ;)

GrandIllusionz said...

Roman Abramovich
Dasha Zhukova getting married to Stavros Niarchos (ex of Paris Hilton)
Oleg Deripaska. Ex wife Polina, stepgranddaughter of Boris Yeltsin
No idea who the other business partner is

squirrelmistress said...

do these people ever take a break from whoring?

longtimereader said...

Abramovich, When John W. Henry is just about the cleanest owner in the league...

orangesoda said...

Well, most of the world cares so you're a bit wrong there, Count.

Hedda Chopper said...

Bond villain #46. Bond villain #47. For the lady, Gracie Allen.

Hedda Chopper said...

As Jerkula, "whoring is a full-time job. Whores have to be whores and whore all the whore long day. Whore and whore and whore. It's not like you can stop being a whore when you whore and you whore and whore. Whores. I love saying whores."

Hedda Chopper said...

I would like to note that my comment that used the word whore at least 10 times was not approved. I assume neither will this one.

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