Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #3

July 15, 2019

The foreign born mogul/reality guy has been getting turned down a lot for random hookups with women. He is having to rely more and more on women who are looking to get paid or want a job.

Simon Cowell

16 comments:

longtimereader said...

You mean paid boys/men?

Zebra Seasoning said...

Hope they have insurance. I wouldn't touch that without a full body condom. Or with one, to be honest.

sandybrook said...

As I wrote on the original, usually the Simon is a sexy stud blinds come from the paid help. Stuff like this piece of truth come from the real world.

Jon said...

No way this is true. Simon is sexy af. People throw themselves at him. Even if you don't find him hot you'd totally jump at the chance for a little fame or a house or something.

EponymousAnonymoud said...

Is it just me, or does he always look like he’s coated in a thin layer of grease?

Kitchen Table Talk said...

@Eponymous +1000000000 LOL

hunter said...

Agreed, he could be our new Greasy Bear.

Unknown said...

Why does enty not reveal that simon Cowell is gay?the son was ai my sister is in pr and was at itv studios where it is an open secretno one will publish it in the UK as he will take them to court

Flashy Vic said...

His best pal was the happily now dead and convicted paedo and mega publicist, Max Clifford.

Samantha said...

Vic, who is Max Clifford? I know I can google it but I'd rather hear a synopsis from someone.

There are a lot of UK-famous people we do not hear about in the US (no shade.)

Em22 said...

Ewww... No way! He's like... He reminds me of what would be my friends dad! And not even a hot dad. Lol, like the weird, pervy, grumpy dad that watches everyone in their bathing suits by the pool in a creepy way. But will yell at you for getting any water on the floor when u come in. Ya, pass. Hard pass. Not that I matter, bc apparently he's gay anyway, lol!

Gen-z99 said...

His not gay but sexually loose.Meaning he has his picks of the day ranging from black-biracial women to teen boys like 1d

Gen-z99 said...

I'm sure this can be said about a lot of powerful rich white men.All that cash still can't get you the ladies.lol

Flashy Vic said...

@Samantha.


Max Clifford, Cowell's bestie, was the go to fixer for British "celebs".

A publicist with all the right connections. Drugs busts,DUIs,rapes, the odd suspicious death and there would be Clifford fronting up on behalf of whatever celeb piece of shit involved. He knew all the right people to get things sorted.

It didn't stop him getting done for fucking underage girls during the famous Metropolitan Police investigation Operation Yewtree, in the wake of the exposure of the atrocities ofJimmy Savior and the BBC though.
Hilariously for the nation and humiliatingly for him, it came out during the trial that he was hung like a peanut.

Also hilariously, he died in prison from a "heart attack". Whether natural or encouraged in some way, I don't know and, understandably, no one seemed to give a fuck or be particularly interested in finding out.

OKay said...

He's gross AF, but he's still not gay.

TwoDots said...

I mean he’s gay though right? Apparently his kid has something in common with Phillip Green. I’ll leave it at that.

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