Friday, July 26, 2019

Blind Item #12

This A-/B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister might not get to be in the next installment of a franchise. The producers have been saying they want a bigger star. What they won't say out loud is they don't like her look.

33 comments:

sandybrook said...

Billie Lourd?

Tricia13 said...

Bryce Dallas Howard?

MDAnderson said...

Billie Lourd??

kiki71 said...

Has to be Billie. Great guess, Tricia. She does have some clout and exposure but can see where she isn't everyone's taste. Gotta google now to find out what role it is. They don't mean MORE of a the Ryan Murphy franchise of AHS do they? Assuming this is a feature film.

AvignonVagabond said...

Kiki...UH...Star Wars maybe...

Empi said...

Laura durn Jurassic

defhermit said...

Billie Lourd had basically extra parts in the Star Wars movies she was in. I can see no reason why they would recast her NOW, seeing as she was only cast because of her mother in the first place.

Laura Dern's unique look has always been part of her charm and if she was returning to JP her current look would not be an issue, she looks sufficiently similar to how she looked back in the day.

Tricia13 said...

Thanks.. franchise is Juraissic World. Next installment in PrePro I think?

Count Jerkula said...

Dakota Johnson? Maybe producers want someone guys can fap to in the next 50 Shades?

Low Key said...

If there is another 50 shades movie in the works, I think Count has it. As well as the reasoning.

Count Jerkula said...

People who did 50 Shades need to learn the difference between Plain Jane and Off Putting.

Hedda Chopper said...

The ghost of Clara Bow's granddaughter.

defhermit said...

wouldn't the blind mention her being the offspring of 2 celebs if it were Dakota Johnson? I agree that it fits otherwise, I didn't realize they were actually working on more shades movies...

PamF said...

Rumor Willis

kiki71 said...

@ Avignon vagabond the franchise in the statement refers to the offspring not being back, not the higher listed parent. Of COURSE Carrie Fisher won't do another STAR WARS when she is no longer with us RIP. I again content the franchise belongs to the offspring hence FIFTY SHADES or AHS were a big amount of the cast is NOT returning according to Ryan Murphy.

Count Jerkula said...

I bet Carrie is in the next installment. Be easy to splice some crap together and make her a force ghost. Doesnt matter that she had no training, women dont need training to be skilled Jedi, only men do.

Morninglorri said...

Kiki saidHas to be Billie. Great guess, Tricia.



Tricia guessed Bryce Dallas Howard.

I know you automatically assume the first guess is always Tricia throwing out the first name that comes into her head.

kiki71 said...

oops I read Tricia 13 as stop guess then scrolled down. Sandybrook sorry not to give proper props lol!

VikingSong said...

Because you're so attractive, Jerkula? Do you actually have any other material or does it all revolve around misogyny and shallowness?

MDAnderson said...

Billie Lourd is in the Star Wars sequel trilogy also and that is the franchise.

Raspy said...

Billie plays the same role in everything a monotone schlub so I hope it's her
Bryce has had so much face work done she looks like a scary mannequin at this point so it could also be her.

Count Jerkula said...

I am certainly no Gary Cooper, but i aint no Marty Feldman either. With my mediocre looks and tiny cock, i rely heavily on wit, guinea charm and stellar cunnilingus skills.

kiki71 said...

ugh TOP guess.

Troy Dyer said...

Billie is more of a glorified extra on SW, I don’t think people would notice if she wasn’t in the next one. BDH is a good guess as she has said previously that she has been told to lose weight for projects. Pratt probably petitioned for a younger thing. God Forbid he have a leading lady his own age.

GentleBreeze said...

"Doesnt matter that she had no training, women dont need training to be skilled Jedi, only men do."
I don't know whether or not this is actual Star Wars canon, but thanks Count!

Count Jerkula said...

Rey didnt have a clue what Force was and she was pulling Ben Kenobi level mind control out of her butt, then whoopin a trained Sith in a lightsaber fight? PUH-LEEZ.

Only well thought out new one was Solo. Han's Kessel run winding up funding the Rebellion was an amazing reveal.

Count Jerkula said...

Rey didnt have a clue what Force was and she was pulling Ben Kenobi level mind control out of her butt, then whoopin a trained Sith in a lightsaber fight? PUH-LEEZ.

Only well thought out new one was Solo. Han's Kessel run winding up funding the Rebellion was an amazing reveal.

sam98 said...

Maya Hawke/Stranger Things 4?

Christina said...

I would love to age as well as Laura Dern. One of the reasons I kept watching the second season of Big Little Lies was just to watch her.

Henriette said...

To be different, what about Lenny Kravitz's kid with Lisa Bonet, Zoe? She just got married and has zero charisma. She is a lot like Dakota Johnson.

Marisa said...

I hope it's Howard.
Her face in JW was far too distracting & not in a good way.
It looked like she got lip injections about 10 minutes before doing her scenes.
I felt bad for Pratt
Hopefully he prays hard enough for a new co-star

WeHoShrink said...

+1 lmao

Samantha the 1st said...

I liked Renee Z in the Judy fashions and hairstyle. Maybe she should try more of a vintage look and dark hair. Her new face fits that era.

She looks kind of washed-out as a blonde, and time has moved on. No need to still be spunky ingenue Renee.

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