Monday, October 21, 2019

Blind Item #4

So, let me get this straight. This alliterate celebrity offspring of permanent A listers who doesn't treat women well is dating someone who has made a career of looking exactly like a parent of the offspring. That doesn't sound creepy.

19 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Brooklyn Beckham?

Boozie said...

lol this isnt a blind

https://pagesix.com/2019/10/19/brooklyn-beckham-dating-model-lookalike-of-mom-victoria/

J said...

But he's a brilliant photographer!

Brayson87 said...

We see this all the time with daddy issues, guess he has mommy issues.

Max Power said...

Can't say that I blame him.

MFC said...

If he used to "date" CGM is it possible he isn't in to women at all?

Boldblonde said...

mommy issues level 100

A.Claire said...

Dating someone that looks like Mother... NOPE.NOPE.NOPE!

Gollum's Wing Man said...

Incest much?

Unknown said...

I bet he gets her to shout:
"Who's your mummy!"
As she's cowgirling the shit out of him.
I bet he gets her to pout a lot and point at indiscriminate objects in the diatance while wearing a PVC catsuit.
She is so much like his mum that she even hums on his balls out of tune.

Unknown said...

Distance*

Flashy Vic said...

"Would you like to come home and meet my m-m-mmmmother?"

Redcaz said...

Oedipus Complex?

Dark Star Chasm said...

I wish I was British

Brayson87 said...

@Dark Star, Well you may be in luck depending on your nationality, can you pass as a refugee?

Mrs Libnish said...

The comments are gold today.

Krissie said...

Saying she's a look alike is quite a stretch. Same hair and skin color but that's it. She's way prettier.

laineylizbro said...

She looks like a combo of Jessica Biel and Lake Bell. Not like Mom.

Unknown said...

Anyone in a dinghy seems to be welcome at the moment.
I suppose it's slightly better than the Eurostar train.

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