Friday, October 25, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #3

October 10, 2019

The government is coming to check the books of the celebrity CEO to see if they are cooked. They should be taking a urine test.

Elon Musk

12 comments:

Brayson87 said...

I'm sure he'd be will to give them a golden shower ;)

yepthatsme said...

I hope the books are cooked properly. The last thing anyone wants or needs are uncooked books!

Studio54 said...

Great!

Unknown said...

I do not believe he is the way you and other media attempt to portray him. At all. It's like a witch hunt.

Rosie riveter said...

From poor to rich my experience is that about 20% of people could pass a drug test.

Bob Barnett said...

What have you done that compares to anything Musk has done.

Jan 15 said...

I want Musk to have even more successes and innovations. But I worry that his living on the edge opens up too much possibility of financial misconduct, industrial espionage, and drug czar's paybacks. Get your head on straight man, there is still more to achieve.

Brayson87 said...

@Bob, I tried to build a mini-sub as a kid once. I didn't blame Musk when he got mad at that old guy for talking sh!t about his invention. It was just Musk's crap luck he called out the one old white dude in Thailand that wasn't a pedo, what are the odds? It's interesting how he got crucified for that comment, didn't seem like the usual Tesla shorters going after him.

edged1 said...

How does he keep his security clearance?

Cocobean said...

Nope, that's our prez.

Unknown said...

A urine test would make a change from Elon taking the piss.

Unknown said...

Urine test?
Elon has been taking the piss for years.

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