Thursday, October 24, 2019

Blind Item #7

The alliterate actress turned escort/reality star has been crashing parties and showing up to them wasted. Usually she has her home visits a month later than this. She probably ticked someone off in her adopted country and can't go back until bribes are paid on her behalf.

32 comments:

Tricia13 said...

LiLo

Tricia13 said...

And —-Saudi Arabia?

parissucksliterally said...

I am still shocked she is alive. She was in my Dead Pool when she was 22.

MyDogSmiles said...

When does this Lilo train ride finally derail?

Brayson87 said...

LiLo, not sure where she's hanging her shingle most nowadays.

herbert arnold said...

haha. she makws train wrecks look serene.

Brayson87 said...

It's shocking that she still gets business in such a competitive industry. She must offer something special or unique that other yachters don't.

Susan said...

The show about her that Oprah was involved with was crazy. Like I couldn't stop watching. I am shocked she's still around, too. It sounds like she's going to cross the wrong person one day and that will be the end.

Trapped said...

Linsley

yepthatsme said...

LINDSAY "THE HUMAN TOILET" LOHAN will outlive us all!

Low Key said...

Oooh herbert, I may borrow that line sometime.

Low Key said...

Has anybody checked her for cockroach DNA?

Max Power said...

Lilo, Cockroaches, and Keith Richards. I'll take NAME THREE THINGS THAT WILL NEVER DIE FOR $1000, Alex.

Vita said...

Lindsay is pulling the same crap she always has, only with the entire globe as her playground. I share the concern of others that she's going to find and mess with the wrong people who dont value her celeb name.

Astra Worthington said...

She looks on death’s door right now. The pics of her recently, she looks 70. How? How can someone look so horrendous!?

hunter said...

I watched the shit out of that Oprah series too and came away from it with a far deeper understanding of what a shitty person Lindsay really is. She really sucks.

She is not stupid but she's incredibly immature and self-centered and a complete liar. I don't like her.

Unknown said...

Haha...a lovely turn of phrase.
I'm stealing that one.
😂🤣😂

AListDiva said...

I'm pretty sure she's done enough drugs to sustain a small village for about a decade, so i'm not sure how she's still alive either! Super healthy, non drug users/drinkers drop dead every day, but she's still alive? She must be in the illuminati too!

Brayson87 said...

Is it possible that LiLo is the next step in human evolution ushered forth through constant drug use and unlimited sexual activity? Is LiLo the kwisatz haderach? Now that's a Dune movie I'd like to see.

Gator said...

Who are these people that are always covering for her and paying bribes? She should have crashed and burned a LONG time ago, but her "friends" keep propping her up.

karma police said...

@Brayson-dude you are a genius

Unknown said...

Kwisatz haderach?
Did you just sneeze while eating Alphabetti Spaghetti?
😁

Unknown said...

Just googled it and I'm shocked!
You watched a film with STING in it?

Hotbox said...

I don’t think it’s possible to be spawned from the loins of Michael and Dina Lohan and not turn out to be a total piece of shit. That family tree needs chopping down.

Brayson87 said...

Thanks karma, just looking for reasons she's still alive. Her journey makes Paul Atreides's journey look like a vacation. Yeah he had to fight a few guys in the desert but he didn't have to f*ck them or get sh!t on. Oh snap, they both basically went to the desert in exile and made new allies! Even Leto II turned into a giant phallus! 😅

Although she's a good match for an Honored Matre too 🤔
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honored_Matres#Characteristics

Brayson87 said...

@Unknown, Haha the books are better, but the movie is pretty entertaining. Not a Sting fan?

SlimKeith said...

She was actually in NYC to open up a, "Pop-Up Club" that she "owns". At least as per the local New York papers.

Flashy Vic said...

I'm dreading the new Dune movie. I think it might be a Pearl Harbor sized clusterfuck. I'm more than happy to be proved wrong though.

Unknown said...

I had that guy's posters all over my bedroom when he was in The Police.
Then he released Da-Doo-Doo-Doo-Da-Da-Da-Da and he turned into a pretentious prick overnight.
I think he was well into his coke by this time and had let fame go to his head.
His posters made way for Suzanne Mizzi ones though.

MattDaddy said...

She's apparently got that weird immortality of the professional addict. Stuff that would kill an ordinary person just rolls off her.

Sophia S said...

Her adopted country is the United Arab Emirates, she stays / stayed in Dubai.

Jack's Girl said...

Add Charlie Sheen to that list. They’ve all pickled themselves with massive drugs, none of them will ever OD.

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