Friday, June 14, 2019

Blind Item #10

The alliterate former actress turned escort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour.

15 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Li!o\Swift

sandybrook said...

Good luck with that one Lindsay.

J said...

I thought "opening" act was what she did in Dubai.

Brayson87 said...

I'm sure LiLo has the carpet skills, but Tay Tay is too smart for her bs.

AvignonVagabond said...

Lilith Fair 2019

Troy Dyer said...

Say what you want about Lindsay, but Bossy was and still is a jam

Moose said...

She totally butchered "Edge Of Seventeen". That's right up there with Cyndi Lauper's cover of "What's Going On" for worst cover ever.

Tricia13 said...

@j lol. Performances used tobe"standing room only" Now she's the "only one in the room"....

J said...

Tricia, I meant "openings."

Mister Missus 4_20 said...

Lilo, the slowest trainwreck of all time. Her old gravy train just won't stop smashing into itself. Still love ya, Cady with a d...in her mouth 😘

Tierney said...

Lindsay's greatest flaw is that she is perpetually unable to see what level she's truly on. In 2011, she planned to win an Oscar within 5 years... (at one time, she might have even had the talent) a few days later she was in court, live-streamed, getting sentenced for shoplifting. Now, she's 32, looks 48, has a criminal record, no significant work in years, is an industry laughing stock and thinks she can open for one of the biggest musical acts performing today. The tragedy is, she *really*, genuinely does not understand how everyone else sees her.

hunter said...

That level of delusion screams meth psychosis

Frederick said...

Lindsay. She had great pop songs, but sadly she is such a mess and really ruined her career that no one takes her seriously in the industry anymore. There's no way she will get that slot.

MattDaddy said...

She dreams big, but every time someone gives her a chance she flakes out. TayTay wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot meth pipe.

HouellebecqGurl said...

"Senpai Taylor, notice me!"
Oh, Lilo.

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