Thursday, June 13, 2019

Blind Item #5

The foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A= list adult singer has one of his people carry his meth pipe for him.

29 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Bieber

Guesser said...

He is still on meth? Guess being an outpatient isn't doing much good. Haven't seen,him twitch lately,though.

Brayson87 said...

But does his yachter wife carry his balls in her purse?

J said...

What a weakling. Meth pipe can't weigh more than a couple of ounces.

Nosey Parker said...

Does he have "real" balls? I believe Bieber was born female.

Jon said...

That's exactly what "people" are for.

HeatherBee said...

And they probably buy his meth for him, and load his pipe for him, and skim off the top off him.

HushHush said...

He sobered up and said that fighting Tom Cruise was a joke and that Cruise would thrash him.

Brayson87 said...

F*ck that, he threw down the gauntlet, now Cruise gets to kick his a$$.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/13/entertainment/justin-bieber-tom-cruise-fight-joke/index.html

Rosie riveter said...

Smoking meth makes a person feel remarkably terrible. It makes you want more every 15 minutes and it's never enough. Gah! Poor kid. What a terrible place to be

HushHush said...

@Brayson When Southpark's Stan comes home and tells his Dad, Randy Marsh that some kid at school "served" him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJGSMqPANms

Unknown said...

Some people MIGHT be worth carrying drug paraphernalia for, Bieber isn't one of them.

Sagan said...

What about Biebs' teeth - are they rotting out of his head yet? Or are they implants...

Count Jerkula said...

I dont condone smoking meth, unless you are a broad who is going to bang me. The first experience i had in a meth 4 sex barter, i cut out a line for the broad, and she was surprised i snorted. She ran and got tin foil, then took a pen apart for a straw, and proceeded to smoke a little at a time. Probably took her 2 hrs to smoke through a modest line of the crystal. Other than a couple smoke breaks, we spent 5hrs sucking fucking licking and sticking. It was amazing. Chick smoke meth, after 45 min of yer pecker in her mouth ya start to wonder if she is remembering to breathe while on her quest for jizz. 2-3 other chicks i was with who smoked it, same thing, attack the cock like a rabid animal, fiending for manspackle. Amazing. Coke whores on the other hand, they hate meth dick. "Are you gonna come? Are you close? Bla bla blah." And every time they stop to yap, 2 seconds later yer flaccid and they gotta start from the beginning. LOL!

But any way, one told me she damn near orgasms taking the hit smoking it, but that cranks up the addiction way more than snorting. Plus, toughing through the burn gives you a shot of adrenaline and makes a man out of you.

Vita said...

Is this the 2019 version of the PUH?

Ward, Im worried about the Bieber. He's ticking years off his life with every puff.

Brayson87 said...

It would be awesome if Count was a D.A.R.E. officer, that's the kind of information young people need. 😅

J said...

Yeah, poor Justin Bieber. Life has been so unfair to him. Oh, the injustice.

Drewholtaus said...

Biebs smokes it during church at hillsong. Its a fucked up world

Beauty reggae said...

Ok, does Hailey also smoke meth?... what is the real story with them? Especially that he was trying to contact his ex, and cheats on his wife???

Count Jerkula said...

"Childrens, 5hrs of depraved sex for $40 is not a common decision, but if you are a drug abuser, and it is $40 worth of meth, it is."

I also tipped her a couple vicodin and an Oxy pill that was probably worth over $100. I found out about the oxy's value later on, whole telling a pill head buddy about the story. It was some old school, out of production variety that was highly sought after. I got in on a barter for qeed like 10yrs prior.

pinot grigio said...

That's methed up

Krissie said...

This is cuz he doesn't wanna be caught with it falling out his pocket and shattering like Pete

Holy shit that video though, his poor skin, he probably picks at it all day. His teeth seem fine so far but they could be crowns

GentleBreeze said...

Jesus Christ, Count. You fo real. Kinda scary.

Sd Auntie said...

HB looks like a snorter. she has the look with nice makeup

Sd Auntie said...

no wonder he keeps focusing on SG. that shit makes u kray Kray.

rednoir said...

Count I'd like to use your speech for my next presentation to our church's Women's auxiliary.

Count Jerkula said...

Gentle: nah, scary is showing up at a row house in Northeast Philly, at 3am, walking through a living room & kitchen full of black people who wont even look at you, to go down in the basement and get a $50 bj from their pet white crackwhore.

Count Jerkula said...

Ok, rednoir, just tie a bag of crystal to yer fly before you get to the podium.

JJ said...

How do you know?

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