Thursday, June 13, 2019

Today's Blind Items - The Greatest Celebrity Sex Tape Of All Time

I have been digging into some A listers and their yachting pasts and apparently there is a sex tape that was shot. Whether or not it still exists is dependent on the owner keeping it. I'm guessing he has. It involves this foreign born A list mostly television actress he was financially supporting at the time while she was starting out. The benefactor is in the tape as is this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee who was also in need of financial assistance at the time. The two actresses were very good friends and a night of drinking led to this sex tape involving the three of them. Would be the best selling sex tape of all time bar none. The trouble is, the owner has no need of any money for this lifetime or several others, so it will take a miracle for it to ever see the light of day.

43 comments:

sandybrook said...

Sofia Vergara and Penelope Cruz and whoever owned Galavision at the time?

Jnauis said...

Remember Weinstein said he fuxked Penelope Cruz .

sandybrook said...

Maybe his name is Emilio Jean could also be Jorge Mas.

Someone Said said...

Nicholas Loeb/Sophia Veraga and???

Tricia13 said...

I was thinking Margot Robbie (film actress) and someone she knew from Neighbours when she started on it... /Or Emilia Clarke maybe?
Bransons yacht?

Moose said...

"all the money in the world" makes me think of François-Henri Pinault, so that would lead to Salma Hayek, if this was before they married. Now, who would be the friend?

Rosie riveter said...

I would Totally Watch This

sandybrook said...

Me too Rosie especially if my female guess is right.

E said...

Or with Carlos Slim? I like the Vergara/Cruz guess!!

Sus said...

I am with Tricia. Margot Robbie, Emilia Clarke and Branson.

Brayson87 said...

There really hasn't been a good sex tape in a while, has there?

Aquagirl said...

Salma & Penelope are good friends, but neither is known for TV.

sandybrook said...

Which Mexican owns the huge oil company or BanaMax?

Dena said...

I would also watch this.

Vita said...

More great guessing!

E-- I really like that Carlos Slim, Sofia Vergara, Penelope Cruz guess..

lalia said...

I like Sofia guess. Tricia got ratings wrong. she's a- so absolutely no.

Mozart said...

I don't think it's Margot and Emilia - if it was Emilia, wouldn't it have said "pay-cable", not "mostly television"?

Count Jerkula said...

I could easily fap while viewing them broad munchin box. 5 tugs or less if they eat each others buttholes.

Guy had a nice mix of curvy w/ juggs and scrappy skinny, though an all night long session of dueling coked up spanglish might have me blowing my brains out.

E said...

Sandy got the girls; I thought of Slim because if I recall he has a yacht that has "visitors", also Enty referenced Vergara having a sugar daddy on his podcast today and when I was listening I immediately thought of Slim

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

Some grainy vhs tape shot in low light..ehhh..not thanks. I like my porno 4k.

Count Jerkula said...

I hear ya Tommy. Nuthin ups the spank factor better than the whore's cutter scars popping on the screen.

Village Guru said...

@Brayson said: "There really hasn't been a good sex tape in a while, has there?"

No, but I still have hope there is one with Roy Cohn and Donald Trump. Surely it's out there somewhere. Releasing it wouldn't hurt either of them.

Flashy Vic said...

Cruz Vs Vergara

Ah...ah....ah.....ah....ah.....ahhhhh

Brayson87 said...

I had to think on "whore's cutter scars" for a second there, hilarious.

<> said...

Sofia has always been in whore, especially in her early Miami days. When she first moved to LA she was Arab pay4play only, but she bought up most of the pics from those days; even 4-5 years ago a search for - Sofia Vergara Dubai - would have returned many pics of getting on/off privates jets in the ME.

This is all that is left; two different men, but one in named Rashee.
https://imgur.com/a/uH03iRg

Another guy bought her this place in exchange for party favors. Some of you may have driven past her place.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3356790/Modern-landlord-Sofia-Vergara-rents-luxury-Hollywood-apartment-s-7-200-month.html

She balled Don Francisco and he paid for the pilot of Fuera De Seria - at that time the biggest budget show they had produced. Also, knew her BF at that time was involved in a murder.

Rosie riveter said...

You say whore like it's a bad thing.
I think you've posted this every time her name comes up, which is fine.
We'd still watch the tape.
Some of the sexiest and coolest females I've met have been whores. Shoot, there's many reading this now.
We love YOU ladies, keep up the good work!
Well, some of you anyway

Melissa MM said...

Sofía Vergara, Salma Hayek and Carlos Slim or Emilio Azcárraga??

Count Jerkula said...

You ever pay a whore for sex, Rosie? If so, was it more to have her eat yer box, or so you could have a box to eat?

HeatherBee said...

Rosie’s world sounds fascinating. Displaced youth by day, whores at night. A&E needs to get on this.

Donna said...

PRO-HO

Unknown said...

Penelope Cruz

Rosie riveter said...

No I've never had to pay money for sex.
I wouldn't be entirely against it, I've just never needed it

Rosie riveter said...

Lolol
Im just open minded and have always had a very eclectic group of friends.
Now days I am very conservative and don't run in these circles. I just simply don't have hang ups when it comes to sex nor do I find offense when women and men are hoes. I wouldn't marry one. I've certainly dated them.

Unknown said...


Salma was nominated to Oscar by Frida, I do not know anything about Penelope, maybe it's any of these girls and Sofia.Margot and Emilia? Maybe, I hope Enty reveals this mystery

Bumtitty said...

Donald and Ivana and Ivanka

James Howlett said...

This will be my epitaph.

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Paul Saint John said...

Who wants to see Slim's or Weinstein's greasy, hairy and sweaty butt banging whoever? Not me!

Unknown said...

Judi Dench and Helen Mirren!

longtimereader said...

God bless you Count, you just read my mind. Well done fella!

Unknown said...

Minnie Mouse and Twilight Sparkle.

I mean it doesn't matter if they aren't real people, this blind isn't real either.

Michelle said...

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek are good friends and would make a hot sex tape. I know Salma Hayek was on the TV show Ugly Betty, but has she done other TV roles? Otherwise it's Sofia Vergara as the TV actress. Both Penelope and Salma have been nominated for Academy Awards, though I'd consider them both A-.

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