Thursday, October 24, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

October 2, 2019

Apparently the latest model might stick around for a little bit longer. This A+ list mostly movie actor has decided he wants a child and is deciding whether he will (his words) "allow her to get pregnant with his child."

Leonardo DiCaprio

27 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Don't do it Leo. The goal of globalism I mean "global warming" is depopulation.

Brayson87 said...

So he's not going to loan her out to his friends then?

herbert arnold said...

dont do it. think of the child firgodsakes.

Sunkist said...

He doesn't actually use his weiner on these models, so it must be turkey baster time.

Susan said...

He is such an unattractive movie star to me.

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Someone must have convinced him that his sperm (I mean his DNA) is so, so superior that he needs to reproduce.

Pissoff said...

Kindness blind

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

He was soooo pretty wham he was younger, but now... ooof.

TwoDots said...

Man child impregnates test tube. Cool.

Snit said...

Am I the only person who thinks he looks a lot like Stewie from Family Guy? I just do not get his appeal. He seemingly has not real interest in true intimacy and is not all that physically hot. Just don't get it.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

*when

Half Domer Homer said...

Everything he says I just picture his character from Gilbert Grape saying it..

sandybrook said...

The contract will have to be re-negotiated unless stips for getting her knocked up are included in the fine print down at the bottom.

J said...

Saving the planet by multiplying your footprint with a kid.

Smaaaaaarrrrrrt.

timebob said...

@Half Domer the fact that Tiffany Haddish went up to Leo and said she wanted to have sex with him if he would do it in his Gilbert Grape character made me love her forever.

Half Domer Homer said...

@timebob LOL!!

hunter said...

Well he can ask Jeremy Renner about choosing a good baby mama. If the current girl is a good reliable person it could be a good choice.

Unknown said...

I would give my left gooseberry if Leo calls his son Arnie.

Count Jerkula said...

Negotiate the Whore Scholarship upfront, Leo!

Stupidpervs said...

Dame blind different ho ..that all you got on him ?

Thursday November said...

Leo is known for pulling out & coming out all over the girl or completely leaving the room if he doesn't trust her with his jizz.

AListDiva said...

Pretty sure Leo is asexual and a device will be used! His long time love Lucas would be green with envy if they mad one the old fashioned way! Hahaha

Houdini said...

The embryo usually tries to abort Leo.

Sarton Bander said...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4864460/Leonardo-DiCaprio-giggles-chased-Lukas-Haas.html

He even looks like George Michael!

Brayson87 said...

This should go over great at the Bieber-Baldwin household
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7610697/Selena-Gomez-feels-sense-relief-releasing-songs-Justin-Bieber.html

Krissie said...

^poor girl is packing on that steroid weight

Count Jerkula said...

Smart man. With the money at stake, can trust them broads not to puke it up or fart it out and cram it in the baby maker. As much money as he has, he should have just frozen some and gotten snipped, then never tell the golddiggers.

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