Thursday, December 19, 2019

Today's Blind Items - The Clean Freak

It only took one for his reputation to be known. He is foreign born. He is an A-/B+ list mostly movie actor. He does those movies that seemingly are only released at the end of the year begging for awards. He is not stranger to controversial movies. He is a creature of the night. He hates doing press for movies because he has to be up during the day. He is under 30, but his skin has this waxy look to it because he hates going out in the daylight. His love life has largely been secret. There was one romance with an Oscar nominee/winner. She spread the word. Since then, there have been no actresses who have gone near him. He does have fans though, and they have spread the word around social media to the point where now when he wants to "explore" he has to hire women.

He has a white room. White walls. White bed. White sheets. One woman who had been there said it was a dystopian hospital room type feel, but luxurious. The luxury materials were this contrast to the sterile look. She said it made you feel more at ease before he would begin his examination. This is his kink. The room has extra strong lights and gets incredibly bright. He examines every inch, and every curve of the naked woman and he says he is looking to see if she is dirty. He pokes and prods while also pleasuring himself. He rarely gets repeat guests. 

58 comments:

ladybaus said...

Timothy chamolotee

ladybaus said...

TimothEE Chalamet

ladybaus said...

And Saorise Ronan

cheesegrater15 said...

So Timmmmmotheeeee Chalamet is straight now?

BreeB714 said...

i am so down with this

cheesegrater15 said...

And is from New York.

MontanaMarriott said...

Chalamet is not foreign born he was born in NYC

BMDS said...

I thought he was gay.

MontanaMarriott said...

This is very similar to the BI that was Alexander Skarsgard.

cheesegrater15 said...

Montana, that's what I was thinking.


Nicholas Hoult?

Tricia13 said...

Lol.
William Poulter maybe? Revenant.. Movies that beg for Oscars. Not sure if he dated a well known actress though

MDAnderson said...

George Mackay? Saoirse Ronan

sandybrook said...

I thought Poulter, but cant find him matches with any type of date.

sandybrook said...

Poulter also looks creepy

Tricia13 said...

He does. Joints a good guess but he’s 30 I think

ladybaus said...

Daniel Kaluuya (he IS 30 though) from Get Out fits perfectly.and Lupita for the actress.

Tricia13 said...

Hoult*
Thomas Brodie-Sangster?The kid from Love Actually?

ladybaus said...

Or maybe Barry Keogan from Killing if a Sacred Deer. He is 27 and from Ireland

cheesegrater15 said...

I really don't want to imagine Jojen Reed fingering some chick in a makeshift hospital room while he touches himself.

Guesser said...

Poulter is creepy and really pretentious in interviews. No rating on the actress,it could be anyone. Short romance,off the radar at least here.

Tricia13 said...

@Guessr. True... loved him on Were the Miller’s so funny

Rosemary Young said...

Nicholas Hoult dated Jennifer Lawrence.

Rosemary Young said...

Kaluuya is pretty much the opposite of pale and "waxy" lol!

longtimereader said...

Saoirse Ronan is a closet case and any actor she 'dates' is for bearing purposes.

IndieRaga said...

As creepy as this blind is...why the waxy skin?
Does he apply something or is it some medical condition?

filmfanb said...
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filmfanb said...

I like the Barry Keogan guess. He always struck me as odd but I cant make it fully fit. Will Poulter doesnt really do Oscar Baity movies. Holt could fit too.

Hotbox said...

Weird, but very tame fetish. That’s some easy money those hookers are making.

Astra Worthington said...

Yeah I remember something similar with Sarsgaard or however you spell it. Maybe this guy and him could be friends?

ladybaus said...

True LOL TBH I clearly missed the PALE part. You can give me waxy though 🤣

Count Jerkula said...

Redmayne?

Craisins2017 said...

The guy who played the vampire in Twilight? He doesn't seem weird and creepy enough though.

Lurker Lou said...

Michael Fassbender - He is one waxy looking dude!
https://slate.com/culture/2012/06/michael-fassbenders-david-in-prometheus-is-just-the-latest-great-robot-performance.html

kiki71 said...

No way is this Timothy who is decidedly A list at this point.. what A lister has he dated... and he is decidently closeted.

Gen-z99 said...

They all sexually loose beings

kiki71 said...

OMG seriously in the Hollywood freak show what is bad about an examination? In a reality where dudes insist on threesomes, abusive sex, exploitation, closeted stuff, are selfish in bed... if some dude wants to examine you... how is this major sh*t? Sounds pretty easy pedestrian to me.

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

Probably found a few dingle berries in his explorations.

loveless said...

Bill Skarsgard?

AbbyRock said...

K, we need an army of orderlies to surround H'weird, gather up the nutjobs, and dump them all on Little St. James Island. If it gets too crowded, they can move some to Great St. James They can all go crazy on each other.

Pop Pop said...

Eddie Redmayne?

Angela said...

Do you remember the blind items last year about Ruth Wilson and how Joshua Jackson had treated her on the set of "The Affair", leaving her no choice but to leave?
Well, it turns out she's broken her NDA a few days ago, and accuses the showrunner and one of the directors-producers to have constantly pushed her to shoot gratuitous nude scenes to create more buzz around the show. Nothing about Jackson.

appreciative said...

I want to know what happens if he finds a dirty spot on whoever the participant lady is !! Does that blow his self pleasuring , or does that turn him on more 0.0 ! and does he talk to her about his examination as he does it.. One has to wonder wtf his parents (probably mother) did to him, to provoke this sort of behaviour.. SOMETHING must have caused this manifestation..!

Astra Worthington said...

Omg! Look at who’s here! The Datalounge celebrity himself, Angela!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂


https://www.datalounge.com/thread/24687860-i-m-the-angela-at-cdan.-ama-provided-it-s-funny-


Brayson87 said...

He could just make them take a bath or shower first. Guess the humiliation is part of the kink.

Blaise said...

This is psycho material right here. Does he have a speculum for interior exams. One A list rapper you all know does this crap.

Unknown said...

Eww, will you give a hint on the rapper?

cc423 said...

Adam Driver

Lucky Dog said...

(Adam Driver came to my mind, too, but he’s 36 and Star Wars revival awards are more the razzies kind.

Freebird said...

Lack of sunlight makes your skin look pale & waxy.

Freebird said...

I’m with ya, 💯%.

Freebird said...


Caleb Landry Jones - 30 yrs old

As of 2018, he has been in 4 films that were Oscar nominated for Best Picture: No Country for Old Men (2007), The Social Network (2010), Get Out (2017), and Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017).
He also does lots of indie films. His bio on Wikipedia doesn’t even HAVE a Personal section for him. 😂

Also, he looks waxy AF:
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2655177/mediaviewer/rm2830873856




Sd Auntie said...

It was not JJ. It was Dominic West. JJ quit in solidarity. Now its the nude scenes...

rednoir said...

Robert Pattinson?

Plays Cream's White Room with the girl.

Natsu said...

Fassy is 40+ yrs old

Clur said...

I am only slightly turned on.

also, @count I'm disappointed in your comment. this is the perfect blind for your usual debauchery to go full force.

MissDavie said...

I agree with the easy money for a hooker comment. Definitely not boyfriend or dating material though.

Miss Wanderlust said...

Timothee Chalamet's love life is far from secret! He dated Lourdes Leon for a long time and those pics of him and Lily Rose Depp making out on a boat just came out a few months ago.

Mahogany1 said...

Pattison

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