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At a recent holiday party, this A- list mostly movie actress turned annoying lifestyle influencer spent a good thirty minutes talking about her favorite sex toy and then pulled it out of her purse and talked about a vegan lube that she loves.
Paltrow?
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ReplyDeleteNo Gwen. Just No.
ReplyDeleteSuckers give her money.
ReplyDeleteWas it gluten free?
ReplyDeleteCoz the gluten will get your lips swollen like hell!
Did Harvey introduce these products to her?
ReplyDeleteGoop even has a commercial for her sex toys. Go ahead,embarrass your children.
ReplyDeleteYou know this Vegan and Gluten Free stuff is getting out of hand.
ReplyDeleteI mean why does Lube have to be Vegan now ? Why can't it be just Regular ?
I just honestly wish both Celebs and The Media would stop trying to make this kind of stuff happen.
So, all the really aspirational bougey-types who are desperate to be GP really are lusting after being Glory-holed Tupperware salespeople. It's kind of funny when you think about it.
ReplyDeletethis. is. hilarious.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever wonder who the dopes are that follow lamo celebs like Goop and the Kartrashians and actually buy their crap and are "influenced" by their so-called style?
ReplyDeleteAs far as I know I don't know anyone; if I did I would distance myself immediately.
Who are these unknown randos???
Did she demostrate to show it's benefits to her poontang and ass?
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ReplyDeleteShe is so YUU-KEEE
Is Goop really A- on here? Oscar winner, famous for 25 years, in the press every day, features in all the Marvel movies. IDK.
ReplyDeleteI'll say Garner just to be different. Annoying lifestyle influencer, UM YEAH.
Gwynnie is at Jennifer Aniston’s party.
ReplyDeleteOh Gwyn-gwyn, a sex toy is not outrageous 🤷🏼♀️
Since Count Jerkula is not here, I will take his place. What good is vegan lube, when it smells like fish after you use it?
ReplyDeleteSigh!
ReplyDeleteUs Old Men can't compete with Vegan Lube and Sex Toys!
Unless, we are the Sex Toy smothered in Vegan Lube!?
Now, that I've said it out loud, that doesn't sound right.
=)
Two words I never thought I'd see together: Vegan lube
ReplyDeleteThose poor party-goers. At least she only pulled it out of her purse.
ReplyDeleteYa just think that if it was a really great toy that really got you hot and bothered, ya would not need any lube.
ReplyDelete@Unknown Either you're a guy or you're too young to have started the joys of perimenopause.
ReplyDeleteGoop went to Jen Anistons tree trimming party.
ReplyDeleteNever liked Paltrow
ReplyDeleteTen bucks says that hypocrite f*cks a t-bone at least once a year.
ReplyDeleteKandi
ReplyDeleteis it true Weinstein has recordings with Paltrow ?
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