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Blind Items Revealed #10

February 26, 2020

It is a thing now. Before, it was just more of an oddity or a quirk. This foreign born dual threat A list actor made a huge deal about the upcoming birth of a child. His resume inflating wife could not stop talking about it and did her best baby bump cradling poses. Then, everything went silent. No more talk. No more anything. Then, boom, the baby was here. Well, it was here according to the PR people for the couple and editable websites were updated with the new information and there was even a name. Our actor told people he was spending hours each day face timing an infant. Yeah, no one believed him. This week though, there was some interesting news. Our actor, filming overseas has settled into suburban life for the duration of the filming. It is a small town and the neighbors are excited. They have a movie star living with them and reporters interviewed them all. Every neighbor who was asked, mentioned seeing the children and nanny. The only thing is, the number of children is one less than the reported number. The number the PR people said. Where is this child that no one has ever seen. Then, today, a few short days after the neighbors were interviewed, the editable websites have all removed the existence of this child.

Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

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