Friday, October 30, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

It seems like Lloyd Boy-Toyed is just one example of an ├╝ber-famous celeb playing the I-dare-you-to-out-me gay dance.

We're bringin' back an oldie, ladies and gentlemen: Remember Seymour Plow-Me-More? The multitalented, married dude who had a guy service him in a public steam room?

Well, it seems Seymour is back and finding himself in crazier situations than he's used to...

Like the possibility of love. Oh, jeez, can it get any more horrifying than that?

See, this A-list actor was once daringly handsome but has suddenly let age start to get the best of him. Although with the ups and downs in Seymour's life, we can imagine how some of his secrets have taken a toll on his dark features.

Well, it turns out Seymour's getting guy-on-guy frisky again...with a reporter, no less! (Guess Lloyd really started something last time he went hornin' all over a journalist, huh?)

Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer.

Yes, S's wife knows what's going on. In fact, the whole Business knows what's going on. Even the movie studios that employ Plow-Me know about—and approve of—the boy baggage Seymour insists on carrying with him.

S has tried various methods to ungay himself, but the fact remains: He can't keep himself away from this par-tick tabloid type...and no one in this town seems to give a damn. Really?

And It Ain't: Kevin Costner, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith

32 comments:

Christine said...

Travolta?

JoElla said...

Tom Cruise??

littleoleme said...

Uh. I need to lie down after trying to read Ted. C.

JoElla said...

LOL!

On Ted's blind, someone said Matthew Broderick. Interesting guess.

Babs said...

Ernest Borgnine?

Ed said...

Tommy Girl? Matt Damon?

Ms Cool said...

Dark features...

Antonio Banderas?

Ms Cool said...

Wait -previous blind said Academy Award Nominated. I don't think Antonio has been nominated. Sorry Antonio.

Babs said...

I vote Travolta. He's certainly had some ups and downs lately, as well as the 'ups and downs' of flying his own plane. And in the latest pics I've seen - well, let's just say he's looked better.

Plus, he's been in the tabloids a lot lately. Could his 'companion who works for a mediocre outlet' be a hack from one of the tabloids?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'm pretty sure this one is Travolta, but would have to hunt down the previous item to be sure.

Babs said...

And, he's certainly A-list. (Travolta.)

Ms Cool said...

Ted would be cruel to do a Travolta blind after the year his family has had. As far as I am concerned, if his wife doesn't care and it doesn't hurt his family, he should get some happiness anywhere he can.

mygeorgie said...

"Taking a toll on his dark features"

His really badly dyed, shoe polish plugs are showing grey?

Also, "S has tried various methods to ungay himself".....Xenu therapy?

lyz said...

I don't know...don't you think Travolta has more on his mind than sex? I would imagine that the death of a child would tend to dull the lust senses.

mikey said...

@ lyz - He's a man and sex is the cure all. In addition, he's been so torn up about his son maybe he just doesn't care anymore who knows.

Psychos are Nuts said...

Tom Cruise

NotSoAnonMom said...

I do think Ted should have backed off, because it certainly sounds like Travolta. Kelly has a bf on the side, as has been documented.

Christine said...

@notsoanonmom - Where's it been documented that KP has a bf on the side? I would totally believe it, but I don't feel like working and would like to read salacious gossip about this topic area.

pomme said...

hugh jackman and his associate living in his garden john palermo

Audrey said...

This has John Travolta written all over it.

Nikki said...

mikey rourke?

NotSoAnonMom said...

Christine - lol , I feel you! Esp. after company bake sale ... oy, I'm DONE!

Sorry, I can't find anything but it was a story that went around a while ago about Kelly being seen in various places with male company.

RocketQueen said...

Don't think it's Travolta - the original blind said his wife was "semi-attractive" and I think Kelly is QUITE pretty. SJP/Broderick is my guess for that reason.

RocketQueen said...

PS - the original blind also said he had kind of a fat butt - Broderick has gotten bigger, too.

Nina said...

Def Travolta

Momster said...

I'm on the Broderick train, if he's A-list. Has a famous partner (is Kelly that famous?) and was once daringly handsome (although I don't know if he has dark features?).

selenakyle said...

I'm officially OVER out-gay people trying to out other gay people.

Live and let live, gosh dang it.

It's getting OLD, Ted.

Tizzy said...

I think Travolta is a good guess.

Anonymous said...

I think Michael Douglas.

A said...

For some reason I thought of Denzel Washington. His wife is an actress according to IMDB. The syllables in Ted C's pseudonym match up with Denzel's name.

But Travolting is an excellent guess.

I don't like either of them very much, not that it matters.

Miss X said...

I'm on the Matthew Broderick train (and the syllables match).

I don't think Ted C would go after Travolta given the rough year he's had.

Mary said...

Matthew Broderick has NEVER been an A-list actor! This is Travolta.