Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Randy Jones Is At It Again


My favorite Village Person is at it again. The man who gave us Paris Hilton's parents on their knees sucking up coke from the floor of a club is writing a book. Notice that no one has been sued since that story came from his lips several months ago. According to Gatecrasher, Randy Jones has lots of tales to tell, and is definitely not afraid to name names. I'm just glad Randy got them all down in print before he gave them all away. He is a natural story teller and if you sit down with him for five minutes, or five hours you leave enthralled. The Village People were huge. Combine that with being popular in the late 1970's and early 1980's when Studio 54 was at its heydey and you can see why Randy Jones has lots and lots of good stories.

Unfortunately one story won't be making it into print, at least with the name of Tom Cruise attached. It seems that Tom's lawyers got wind of an alleged 1982 encounter with Tom that Randy was going to put into his book. I'm sure they were afraid that the very openly gay Randy Jones would somehow ruin the pristine heterosexual reputation of Mr. Cruise and thus, any mention of Tom Cruise meeting Randy was removed from the final print of the book. It is amazing how fast a team of lawyers can scare a publishing firm.

But thanks to traditions going back before the written word or lawyers, I know the story. Randy tells it really well. Apparently Ben Widdicombe of the NY Daily News knows the story now. I know about 20 people personally who have heard the story. What to do with such a wonderful story?

Oh, and the book is called Macho Man. Definitely going to be worth a read.

19 comments:

canadachick said...

oh pretty please with whipped cream on top , tell us the story ..or put it in a "blind" if you like...but SHARE

Twisted Sister said...

Can't wait for the book.

For a moment there I thought this was a photo of the late Robert Goulet.

Anonymous said...

Cmon now EL you know that was a tease. Blind! Blind! Blind!!!

surfer said...

Traditions going back before the written word or lawyers? What, praytell could that be? Hell, caveman images are coming to mind!

Aaaand, I could think of a few things to do with this "wonderful story."

donna said...

is it just me, or does tom cruise just have way too much power for such a little actor ...or is it the COS behind this ..

any way you are gonna let us in on this ent, or at least point us in a direction to find this story somewhere on the net? something this good is wasted not being told to the masses ...or at least those of us who love this blog!

jax said...

oh stop being such a f*cking tease.
puhlease. up it!

sheetrock said...

I'll second what jax just said!

Ayesha said...

Well, it's not EL's story, but I can tell you one. I went to school with a celeb's daughter; she was a self-described "fag-hag" and hobnobbed with other celeb brats in LA and NYC. She told us, back in 1987, that there were rumors about Tom Cruise visiting gay S&M clubs. With a paper bag on his head to disguise his identity. It didn't occur to my 16 year old self to ask more questions. Wish I had...

Lisa said...

The most potentially delicious of all gossip sundaes and we aren't allowed to taste the cherry? We want the cherry dammit!

Dijea said...

give us an obviously blind. We already love you, make us worship you.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

Listen..Ent...if you just email me the story, I won't tell anyone. No one cares who I am anyway. No one would believe me. I'll owe you one.

kris_r said...

LOVE what dijea said....I will worship you...really I will...

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

What to do with such a wonderful story? Change the names and tell it, that's what!!!

Jane said...

you sadist ent, you.

did you already have it as a blind? do you?????

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Dear God,
So you're not going to let me reincarnate with Mena Survari's ass, huh? Okay, second choice - Let ENT lay the Blind Item from Hell on us today.

Amen.

nate said...

Ayesha, if you are being truthful...WOW.

watcher said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GY3M75dKbc&watch_response

Someone else posted this elsewhere. Story about AC at 2:00 and TC at 3:25 min. Total 4:41 min.

someone said...

Ayesha- kind of like a gay Eyes Wide Shut?

Macey said...

No wonder he's so fond of Lee Lee!

She's like a boy and whips him.

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