Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Everybody Hates Rob


So when I first read that Rob Lowe was going on the offensive against a nanny that he claims is extorting him, I thought it was a good idea. Doesn't mean that I believe Rob, but it is a good idea. Now though, it seems that Rob Lowe has filed lawsuits against three different employees for various offenses. So, apparently every employee Rob Lowe hires is some kind of sex maniac while he alone is pure of heart.

I understand the offensive against the nanny. The other two employees though were not trying to extort him so what was the reason for the suit? How about to scare the crap out of some people who probably make $10 an hour and then give them some money so they go quietly away.

One of the employees Rob is suing is a former chef. He is suing him because the chef allegedly had sex in Rob's bed with 3rd parties, stole prescription drugs and charged too much for food. Those are firing offenses, but lawsuits? Nope, someone is trying to hide something here, or trying to get someone to shut up. The suit also accuses the chef of distributing all the drugs to his friends. Just how many prescription drugs did the Lowe's have in their house?

All of the lawsuits mention that all the employees being sued really disliked Mrs. Lowe. The words Rob used in the lawsuit to describe what others had said about his wife are "abusive, overly demanding, abusive, racist, heartless, cold, and unclean."

Of course all of that could have been Rob just trying to get some things off his chest. You know, sitting in the attorney's office. "Hmmm. I think they called her a b**tch. Definitely cold and abusive. Frigid." Then he goes home and says he is sorry they called her all those awful things. She then asks what they called her and so he gets to actually say them to his wife without fear. Very liberating feeling. Did anyone bother asking how Rob found out that all of his employees did these things and said these things?

This story is not going away. I'm guessing Rob didn't get any of his employees to sign confidentiality agreements so he has had to go the lawsuit way to get them to shut up. This is going to be so good. You can't have this many disgruntled employees, this much sex and drugs and so many men and women running around without having a great, great story.

Don't look at that photo of Sheryl Lowe too long. She does look mean as hell. She knows it probably is just a matter of time before Rob turns her in for a new model, and so I am sure she is a pleasure and a joy to be around with people she thinks are gunning to be the new Mrs. Lowe.

20 comments:

Burgundee said...

This sounds similar to certain portions of a blind item someplace.

Are you kidding my Sheryl? You can't afford an upper lip? Get with the program.

jlb said...

She's got man hands. Yuck.

Anonymous said...

Note to EL: dont write as if we've all read the whole story. Its confusing. A few sentences of summarizing the new development in the story, would do wonders.

jax said...

this ain't CNN Trix ..lol.
that's what tmz is for.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

I can't look at her because Rob's chin is distracting me. Has anyone seen the super hero on "Fairly Odd Parents", the Crimson Chin? Ther you go.

SHE SHE said...

crichmond1000@yahoo.com - Rob Lowe = the Crimson Chin - Good One!

Ayesha said...

LOL, feebes. I know it's not nice to generalize, but I automatically don't like/trust people with thin lips. Unless they prove me wrong. Which doesn't happen too often.

captivagrl said...

i think i picked him for the BI about the asshole married with kids B lister that was smoking drugs and set his living room on fire along with the christmas tree and family gifts. sounds about right.

weezy said...

Man, that's a lot of makeup; I'm betting she's uncomfortable about the color of her teeth, and self-conscious about the turkey neck thing.

weezy said...

Man, that's a lot of makeup; I'm betting she's uncomfortable about the color of her teeth, and self-conscious about the turkey neck thing.

Anonymous said...

pssst Jax I hate TMZ and Perez, I try to only get my celeb news from smaller places like this, and I'm not hearing this story anywhere else...

YahMoBThere said...

Trix, go here and look fpr the Rob Lowe thing on the right.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

califblondy said...

Where's he find this lady? Is this the same wife? For some reason I thought he had an attractive wife. I must have been dreaming.

Don't sue me for saying that, Rob.

Anonymous said...

hahaha CRIMSON CHIN... i'm dying!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

He and Maniston should get together. CHIN BABIES!

Dead Angel said...

It's nice to see someone who's barely employed, with a huge ego and one hell of a homely wife, trying to get blood money from former help. I agree, tis looking like the help might be less injured by just TELLING THE TRUTH in this case. Should be loads of fun. It's not like old Rob is going to bank any dough.

Can't wait for the stories.

gossiphound said...

you know, EL, you get snarkier every day. you don't even know rob lowe's wife. she might be really nice.

Judi said...

LA Times writes that the nanny violated a confidentiality K, so she at least did have one. We'll stay tuned for more.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

This makes me wonder if the chin continues to grow throughout your life like your nose and ears. Is the chin a bone or cartelige (sp)? When I was a young teen, I thought Rob Lowe was super hot. Now...he's kind of cheesy. He always had that square chisled jaw thing going on but...maybe he had an implant... Later I will look at old pics of him and try to get to the bottom of this.

YahMoBThere said...

CRichmond, push your thumb up against your chin and you'll know...lol. It's bone! ;-)

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