Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Ryan Seacrest Wants You To Know He Cares


Did you know Ryan Seacrest gave away his American Idol paycheck from this week to show he cares about charity? Yes, no one heard about it, so Ryan arranged for a "source" to leak it to People (who else) and the "source" even had an official sounding statement.

“When he and Simon went to Africa last year and saw the children, it was really life-altering for him,” says the source. “He just knew he had to do his part and be willing to put his money where his mouth is.”

Oh, and he also wanted you to know that he was doing it. Just couldn't go quietly into that good night. Hey, and Ryan if you are so concerned about charity, why are you just giving one weekly check from your second lowest paying job? Give away something more and this time don't let us know about it. Just do it for selfless reasons, and not for attention.
Oh, and get the whore to give away her Bentley while you are at it. She bought it with the money your production company is paying her, so why not tell her to sell it, and donate the money to a worthy cause. She can go out and get one of those Toyota Prius' you are always yammering about on the radio. Or, honestly a little walking would do her good. Have you seen her ass lately?

9 comments:

jax said...

Seacrest OUT. i am so effin happy not to subjected to this asshat on a daily basis. he'll probably say he's glad it's out there so more celebs will feel inspired etc blah blah. attention whore. go away and eat nachos alone afterschool like when you were a fatass.
as you can tell i really hate this guy.

Ayesha said...

Did he sprout some new teefs?

PeepStone said...

Seacrest is rude and tactless. I can't figure out how he still has any job in the public eye.

captivagrl said...

seacrest can suck it too.

Anonymous said...

You should go check out the MadTV sketch from last night, ripping on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. The show is a Ryan Seacrest project...

Judi said...

Thanks, Trix. Didn't know who which "whore" Enty was talking about. There are so many.

Judi said...

Delete the WHO in the first sentence. I'm tired, and it's only Tuesday.

CT-Hilltopper said...

But do I care about Ryan Seacrest?

The answer is no.

Amber said...

Oh, fuck Ryan Seacrest. I don't want to see his face on here again! haha that is an order!

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