Wednesday, October 06, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

We really hope our source is wrong on this one. To repair this fallen starlet’s image, her PR are toying around with the idea that a baby might correct her behavior and her public persona. As in turning this drug wreck into a mother. It’s worked for other stars before, but we think it is despicable!

29 comments:

Dana said...

Mischa?

Anonymous said...

lohan

MISCH said...

Def Lohan....Do you think anything healthy could grow in that womb....and which poor bastard are they going to get to do the deed....1st off he has to have $$$$...UGH !

Jackie said...

LiLo....agree that I hope the source is wrong!

Ryan said...

Lilo

M said...

Parasite?

Cheryl said...

Gots to be Lohan. I can totally picture her mom doing photo-ops with the baby and giving interviews about "respecting the privacy" of the family.

lanasyogamama said...

On Lilo train

Anonymous said...

Didn't one of the tabloids have a Lindsay headline a few weeks ago? I think it was In Touch. I remember something about Lindsay Lohan wanting a baby to fix her image, since it worked for Nicole Richie.

timebob said...

I think Paris Hilton she is pushing 30 and can't get anything more out of being a "party girl". Also, she put out a dumb press release she is done with the club scene (just not the coke part).

If it is her I really hope she doesn't procreate. It wouldn't be good for anybody.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Lohan.
And this is so wrong on so many levels it's beyond frightening.

JoElla said...

Another site is suggesting Paris. I hate to admit this, but I think Paris would make a better mother.

Now before you throw stones at me, hear me out. Paris would pimp that baby out so we can at least see the baby and know it wasn't umm lost. And she would hire a whole slew of nannies, so the wee one would at least have a fighting chance.

Linds, well she would prolly "misplace" the baby in a club. :(

Patty said...

Although I think this sounds like LiLo, I'll go for the less obvious and toss Kristen Dunst into the mix. Only because she has had rehab and doesn't seem to be working as much lately. Discuss.

Melody the First said...

Paris might be tired of the canine accessorizing.

RocketQueen said...

Lohan. And that kid won't have a chance.

I imagine any infant borne by Paris would suffer the same fate as her many, neglected pooches.

selenakyle said...

Either one (Lilo or Parasite) would prolly spread The Gift to the poor little thing, so I say force-sterilize both of those disease-riddled wombs before they have a chance to procreate.

THIN THE HERD and close of the shallow end of the gene pool!

Sorka8 said...

Lilo as mother and Dina as grandma.

Oh the nightmare! The poor child!

Carisa said...

I remember seeing it too Candid. Could there be a worse idea? :(

Sasha said...

Lohan, fo sho

Tia C said...

I wouldn't categorize Paris as a "starlet."

This definitely has to be Lilo. I read something about this somewhere else also.

sunnyside1213 said...

So, lesbian Lilo is going to have a baby? How does that work.

RocketQueen said...

@sunnyside - I think Lohan is bi. Evidenced by how easily she switches between genders. Previous BIs have suggested she's had more than one abortion already.

nancer said...

it's pretty fucking sad to think these people have babies as a career move.

but hey, the dope dealers and shrinks in L.A. are happy about it, i'm sure!

sunnyside1213 said...

So, if this is Blohan, will she get clean for her pregnancy?

MCH said...

Sickening.

Pookie said...

paris. i wouldn't put it past her people.

their justification being that, well, it worked for nicole.

Jessica said...

First, Paris is not a starlet. While she has been in some B movies, she is not aspiring to be an actress. She also does not need image repair, because the industry she is in was not harmed by her arrest so much. Other than not being allowed in one hotel in Vegas, she makes her money making appearances in clubs around the world, and the rest of them will not shun her for what she did because the majority of them do the same thing. Her other interests are her stupid shoe line and that type of junk. Again, not something she needs image repair for.
If you remember, before a couple weeks before her arrest, she had been out of the tabloids for probably 6 months. She will go back to staying out the scene, and in 6 months she will be back and no one will pay attention to what happened.

MadLyb said...

It can only be Lohan, and if her evil c*nt of a mother thinks it will get her more money, then by god, she'll be pregnant by early next year. That's how you play it - so women who want to pimp out their daughters so they can do blow and get laid into their 40's - you might want to take note.

Sherry said...

A Joella..That is too freaking funny! Leave the baby in a club.

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