Friday, October 08, 2010

Would You Want Your Kid Around Paris Hilton?


Apparently Cy Waits has a 7 year old daughter. For some reason his ex allows Cy to see the daughter which means the 7 year old has probably spent some time around Paris Hilton. That frightens me. Paris has said in the past that she would be a great mom because she takes such good care of her pets. Uh huh. I can't imagine a scenario where a parent would let Paris watch their kids for five seconds.

Paris has said before that she wants to have at least four kids. That is not going to happen. I think she said that so people would actually think she could care about something or someone other than herself. She can't. I am grateful that she has not reproduced. I find it disturbing enough that some poor 7 year old girl would have to spend a precious weekend with Paris and be subjected to inane conversation, lectures on Valtrex, and games including, "Oh that's where that pet went last year. I should have looked in that closet. That's hot."

12 comments:

Cancan said...

Well, that confirms that.

Pookie said...

paris looks great in drag!

and ewww, ewww, ewwwww...seriously, what kind of mother allows this?! altho in reality...does she have much of a choice? legally, i mean. it must suck to have your ex dating the duchess of douchachussets. what measures could she take to protect her little one from this? i mean, paris does have a record a few miles long...surely that counts for something?

RocketQueen said...

Paris is completely coked up in this picture. Trust.

jax said...

he boyfriend looks like a datw rapist. he's got roofie eyes.

jax said...

date. not some DWTS dyslexic shizz.

Daveb said...

I would have thought that communicating at the seven year old level would be exactly what Paris is capable of.

Jessica said...

"I can't imagine a scenario where a parent would let Paris watch their kids for five seconds."
Remember Simple Life? One of the things she had to do was babysit kids.
Did you have enough coffee today Enty? You seem a little off today. Maybe happy hour started early. In that case, cheers.

Whitney said...

Jessica, if it weren't for the fact that the Simple Life was a reality show with producers, crew and whatnot around (and who'd be held liable if she really did anything stupid), I'd agree with you.

parissucksliterally said...

Paris is the worst. How anyone would let their child be around her is beyond me. Her dogs have starved in a closet because she is so careless and self- absorbed. GOD FORBID she ever have children.

john said...

Bwahahahaha! "duchess of douchachussets"
Best celebrity moniker - Pookie FTW!

The Nightmare Child said...

Yeah, I'd do it.


It's called Scared Straight.

Some of you might remember it.

kvr said...

Isn't this a Buzz Photo BI? Kinda the same... Drugged out celeb and a baby/kid for some good PR?

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