Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #3

June 1, 2019

After not having any guys within a decade or two of her age wanting to be with her, our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is now setting her sights on men three or four decades older than her age.

Lindsay Lohan

30 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Smart move for a whore not willing to carry a fetus to term. Get into a will.

Unknown said...

She is in for a lot of hard work. Takes a lot of stroking, sucking and work to get those really old dicks up and hard. She could be at it all day. It would seem like a real job.

Brayson87 said...

Good luck finding an older wealthy man dumber than she is. Maybe somebody with dementia.

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Count Jerkula said...

It is easier than gettin pounded for hours by viagra & coke dick.

Substance D said...

Wait til one of these old pervs needs a sponge bath and his colostomy bag emptied. That will get her to the nunnery faster than any therapy or rehab.

Count Jerkula said...

If Anna Nicole Smith could do it, LiLo can.

Count Jerkula said...

If he cant afford a nurse, he cant afford her

J said...

She's like an oily rag stuck into a beater car's exhaust pipe.

Simon said...

Very sad what she has let herself become. Is she still living in Dubai or whatever middle eastern country she’s supposed to be in?

sandybrook said...

She will marry him, get his will changed and find a way to have him taken out w/o implicating herself. Maybe she can fuck him until he has a heart attack or stroke and dies like that whore who killed Nelson Rockefeller back in the day. I think her name may have been Megan Marshack and she worked for channel 2 in NY and was about 1/3 his age. He died with her on top of him.

orangesoda said...

Do you speak from experience, Unknown?

Brayson87 said...

@orange, Probably volunteers at a nursing home, doing good works.

Thursday November said...

Did she learn nothing from Anna Nichole?!

Blond Dahlia said...

πŸ˜‚

Thursday November said...

LiLo doesn't work that hard anywhere let alone bed to kill a guy while f*cking him. If she gets one to marry her, she'll get impatient & poison him, but be stupid and the authorities will find all her google search history, and the drugs she used to poison him under her bed.

Substance D said...

Sumner Redstone is single. She can be his toupΓ©e wrangler.

Farmgirl said...

Her instagram is so damned sad

americanpanda said...

Guys, how can you can compare Anna Nicole to fucking Lilo?
Yes, Anna was a drugged up drunken mess, but if her weight was down she at least cleaned up really nice. Even when she was heavy she cleaned up well!
Lilo on the other hand...….. even a garbage bag over her face couldn't make her attractive.

Aquagirl said...

She needs to find an old guy with no kids.

Brayson87 said...

She needs a time machine to go back to before everyone knew she was a lying thieving whoring rider of dirty cocks.

Substance D said...
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Anonymous said...

Average Saudi IQ is 84. Wouldn't be too hard IMO.

Vita said...

Substance-- A sincere thank you for "toupee wrangler!" πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ That made my day!😁

Dena said...

#neverforget

Unknown said...

I'm pretty sure these older guys have plenty of Viagra on hand...lol...

Count Jerkula said...

Sure but they can run the clam hammer for 2 hrs at a clip w/o the motor grenading.

Gen-z99 said...

No one wants a mick dago for a wife.She needs to go back to long island with all the other guidos and drunks

Brayson87 said...

@Count, Clam hammer πŸ˜‚

paper wrangler said...

@ Brayson +1 re Count's comment!! :)

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