Monday, August 26, 2019

Blind Item #13

I learn something new everyday. This foreign born former A+ list boy bander recently had anal botox and an anal rejuvenation. 

98 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Harry styles

MyDogSmiles said...

Styles

Tricia13 said...

And what in the Actual F***?
Bleaching ,Rejuvenation,what’s next——bedazzling?

MyDogSmiles said...

Lol Tricia

sandybrook said...

bwahhahahah actually it shouldnt be any different than vaginal resuscitation work should it?

Gollum's Wing Man said...

Waiting for the Count to show up on this blind.

filmfanb said...

guess Harry is a hungry bottom.

TeeHee@U said...

Harry Styles. Because he has had so much anal sex, he is no longer tight?

Truth will always be stranger than fiction. What the actual fuck.....literally.

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

He couldn't have just ate a salad?

Tricia13 said...

I can’t even —I mean?!?

J said...

And google spent millions so this guy could solve global warming. #weredoomed

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. Bedazzled bungholes.

The apocalypse is near.

Humor Me said...

Seriously....

Morninglorri said...

Power bottom

jap said...

wonder if he has a before & after photo?

Me Again said...

And it is someones job to perform that surgery...bless their hearts.

TeeHee@U said...

OMFG I googled this on private browsing obviously hahah.... it apparently Is a real thing and lots of websites selling it:

One excerpt:


IS ANAL RECONSTRUCTION RIGHT FOR ME?
If you are interested in getting anal reconstruction surgery, it’s important to understand if you can qualify as a candidate. It is designed to help you not only regain muscle definition and tone, but also create an aesthetically pleasing exterior all in the hopes of enhancement, both physical and mental. This procedure may be right for you if you have ever experienced:

Dissatisfaction with anal appearance
Loss of control during intercourse and/or defecation
Overuse of the anus
Anal tearing, hemorrhoidal disease, and extra skin tags regionally


I think I am done with the internet for today.....uhhhhhhh...

gauloise said...
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Chillax said...

Jesus. Christ.

FFS

gauloise said...

Going with Ricky Martin

Styles is still too young for this stuff

not sure if Puerto Rico is foreign in entyland, it's not a state

Low Key said...

*nopes right back out of thread*

Chernobyl said...

Actually it would be for Anal Fissure which is a small medical condition within the anal region.

edasm said...

You had me at "aesthetically pleasing exterior."

Thia said...

@LowKey - hahahahaha

@Tricia - don't you mean buttdazzling :D

AbbyRock said...

One more reason to invest in Kimberly-Clark.

Pissoff said...

Stop wearing it out.

La Morena said...
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Village Guru said...

I've heard of hymen restoration ("Instant Innocence") but butthole restoration really sets a new bar. Best case scenario is he won't have to wear diapers any longer unless he keeps on keepin' on -- which he likely will.

La Morena said...

Ms Tricia13, I kid you not but I saw a pic of a puss with jewels . That’s pretty bedazzling!๐Ÿ˜‚

Tricia13 said...

@La Morena๐Ÿ‘€??
@Lowkey๐Ÿ˜‚
@Thia better term !

Tricia13 said...

Ouch.

Flashy Vic said...

At last his farts will sound again!

MeliticusBee said...

@TeeHee - the sad person who wrote that garbage got paid about $15...

I once did a short gig writing plastic surgery stuff - years ago....could only do it for a couple of weeks and quit after several descriptions of "vaginal rejuvenation". "revirgination" and "penis enlargement surgery" - which is horrifying but anal rejuv seems....much, much worse.

TeeHee@U said...

hahaha @flashyvic


women have giant/ multiple babies come out of their vaginas so I can understand that reasoning more....

but, what GIANT thing is going in/ out of your anus at 25 to even think you need such a procedure.....

the apocalypse really is near haha

TeeHee@U said...

@metitculousbee that really does sound awful! haha but it seems you managed 2 weeks more than most people having to read and summarize those procedures....yikessss.

I wonder if the same surgeon that does Nicole Kidman's face did Harry Style's ass???

gabes_human said...

I’m going to go out on a limb here and wonder why anyone would want to paralyze their sphincter muscle? Wouldn’t that necessitate Depends or Pampers? I know the Botox in my forehead numbs migraines by freezing the nerves but why would you want that down south? There are some orifices that muscle control is desirable and I’m thinking the ants is one of them.

Mooney said...

His first dump is going to be excruciating.

Count Jerkula said...

Anal rejuvenation? Burn off the rice krispies/warts, then inject the sphincters w/ saline to make em plump and tight?

MeliticusBee said...

Be prepared to gasp and become short of breath...
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/people-are-dropping-25000-to-beautify-their-buttholes-with-plastic-surgery-2017-06-21-7883114

Count Jerkula said...

And anal botox makes no sense. Who wanna paralyze their shit pipe? Figure that would mean always open or always closed, no?

MeliticusBee said...

In case you don't wanna....here is an excerpt
He also got Botox injections to release the muscles around his anus so that he can enjoy bottom sex once more.

“It sounds crazy. People laugh, and they ask, ‘Does your butthole look younger now?’” he said. “It probably does! But seriously, I identify with my sexuality very strongly, and I couldn’t receive anal sex for seven years. That was a big issue for me.”

So the butt Botox, years of surgery and $70K tab were worth it when he was finally able to have bottom sex again recently.

“How does it feel? Whoo-hoo! Yes! It was a victory,” he said. “And the guy was like, ‘Wow, you have a beautiful butthole,’ which just made me feel so good. This is all I wanted, from the beginning – for this tiny little thing to look beautiful.”

MeliticusBee said...

Maybe they have to wear a butt plug....?
joking/not joking...not even sure

MeliticusBee said...

Ok last post....
There are “one to two days of really not liking me, especially when it’s time to go to the bathroom,” said Dr. Goldstein, noting his patients take pain medication, numbing lotions and suppositories so they can do their business. You can expect a good two weeks of bathroom discomfort. And forget about sex – bottoming at least – for three months.

TeeHee@U said...

Read that article @meticulousbee

Excerpt for those interested:

""There are “one to two days of really not liking me, especially when it’s time to go to the bathroom,” said Dr. Goldstein, noting his patients take pain medication, numbing lotions and suppositories so they can do their business. You can expect a good two weeks of bathroom discomfort. And forget about sex - bottoming at least - for three months.""

It seems risky that it could permanently damage your spinchter though and that would mean you could need diapers for th rest of your life??

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

I'm going to assume there was some damage done to his cornhole so he needed to get some work done to bring it back to tip top shape.

Amartel said...

Thanks for sharing this necessary information!

shakey said...

TeeHee, you reminded me of an old joke my SIL made one Christmas - one of my sister's guests called out, "Does anyone have a match?" because she wanted to smoke. My SIL yelled out, "Your face, my ass!"

His farts are going to be painful for him for the next little while.

Lynn said...

I agree with gauloise. Ricky Martin.

squirrelmistress said...

if you have too much anal sex, shit leaks out at inappropriate times or so i heard...

Lucky13 said...

Not the first asshole to get bleached (looking at you, Jared Leto).

hunter said...

Woah. I would like to thank TeeHee & MeticulousBee for providing the details that made this blind an educational moment for everyone.

Holy moly.

Ponzi said...

There comes a time in every man's life where he has to choose between his face or his butthole.

Jan 15 said...

Did we just find Goatse?

If they were still alive, I would guess Pete Burns or George Micheal. To take the pressure off of Harry Styles, here are some other possibilities.

(@gauloise already mentioned Ricky Martin)

Stephen Gately; Boyzone
Markus Feehily; Westlife
Duncan James and Lee Ryan; Blue might not be A+ for Enty though

Might not thought of as boy bands:
Les McKeown; Bay City Rollers
Boy George; Culture Club
Dave Davies; the Kinks
Morrissey; The Smiths
Neil Tennant; The Pet Shop Boys

@meticulousbee the article was great, thank you.

Aquagirl said...

If this is Harry, he must get a lot of action. Seems quite young to need this surgery.

Poindexter said...

I'm gonna get me some butt botox!!

Flashy Vic said...

It's a bit pointless Barely getting that done to his arse, Jan, he's been pushing up the daisies for a decade.

Flashy Vic said...

Gately not Barely.

Sus said...

This guy is disgusting and looks like a degenerate. Ugly, ridiculous, and dumb. Lately he dresses like a cross between his grandma, a mariachi, Elvis in Vegas, and Starsky & Hutch.

Shaloo said...

Boy George

Jan 15 said...

@Flashy Vic Okay. Thanks.

Flashy Vic said...

Harry Styles spurned womanly wiles,

When his jacksy needed puckered,

He blamed it on piles.

Mingbot LaRue said...

So I googled "Anal Rejuvenation" after reading this and found a Vice article about the procedure -

"For patients that have trouble bottoming, Dr. Goldstein offers anal botox, which paralyses the sphincter muscles and makes it easier to take something a bit bigger."

The more you know

TeeHee@U said...

or let something shitty out @MingbotLaRue......

if it freezes your spinchter muscle and you have diarrhea and no toilet around.....there is no hope for you or anyone around you hahah

is it really worth the risk.....

Gen-z99 said...

Anal botox????explanation please.

Anal rejuvenation????explanation please.

Geez harry slow down.....

TwoDots said...

This thread is not good for my hangover. ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ‍♀️

Flashy Vic said...

An anagram of Harry Styles is 'sly arse hyrt'.

Dusty said...

Couldn’t he just pour vinegar in the bath and snap that (back) pussy back?

50 and counting said...

Boy George? Don't think he has that kind of money

Les McKeowan, ladies man. Brags about the number of women he's been with.

But thanks for the trip down memory lane.

MissDavie said...

You kids have no idea what a lot of homosexual men do...do you? I am so against anal stretching. Even a lot of "straight" guys you would be surprised. It's bottomless pit territory. A lot of them use and overuse toys. Add some PNP into the mix and it can get pretty crazy.
I am kind of an old Auntie in this regard I don't approve of that kind of assplay. It's dangerous.
I have to admit even I didn't know there was such a thing as anal rejuvenation.

notthisagain said...

I feel bad that the only penetration gay men get besides oral is fucking each other the same place your shit comes out. Having to consider your diet your ‘cleanliness’ every time you want to fuck. Sounds exhausting. Clearly I have taken spontaneous sex on the fly for granted. No preparation needed

Dane said...

I guess when they blew his asshole out they used the excess for jar rings. Hence the rejuvenation.

Sd Auntie said...

wait till he has a colonsocopy. good God!

Sd Auntie said...

thank you for this valuable information @Tee hee! ๐Ÿคฎ

Sd Auntie said...

must be gang banging lots of dudes. HS needs to up his oral skills. wearing a diaper in your thirties is sick.

Morninglorri said...

Maybe this is what they are calling his roid surgery, as if that was somehow more embarrassing.

Unknown said...

Thank you for your sacrifice

Unknown said...

wow, not sure if i should sign up for the comments but here goes

rabbit said...

LOL!!!@Flashy Vic

I stopped reading after your comment. Just too gross!!!

More Cowbell said...

Anyone who is doing plastic surgery on their anus has too much money and should consider starting a charity instead -- ideally one that isn't involved with anus enhancement. :)

TruRes said...

If it's seen a lot of traffic, maybe it needs one ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ

TeeHee@U said...

Oh my goodness.....I just realized....all the PR for his new album coming up....I will be wondering I he had anal surgery to the point he is wearing a diaper in his interviews.

He is a few years behind my time. But:

"Wow, Wow, Hairy, Harry ...His Dick brings Dysentary:" will forever be my thought process when it comes to Harry Styles.

He definitely had great runs in the past based on a direction.....




Fat B'stard said...

Gives him the ring of confidence, but I bet his boyfriend still thinks it tastes like shit.

Unknown said...

How hard do the reception employees laugh when someone comes in for this "procedure?"

Unknown said...

Then again, in Los Angeles or New York, opting to have your asshole rejuvenated is probably as common as getting a flu shot, or a cavity filled or something, just a "run of the mill" medical procedure - is it just me or were the words "asshole" and "rejuvenated" not meant to be paired together?

thecatwhisper said...

Wow. Just wow. Every now and then something posted here makes me lost for words and this is one of those things. Thanks for the education Enty.

Unknown said...

Anal what and WHAT?!

Freebird said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

clemesso said...

I'm getting a Robbie Williams feeling!

MissDavie said...

I could not even guess until clemesso said Robbie Williams. I bet that's it. Harry Styles can't possibly be that torn up yet. Lance is not foreign born.
I can see Robbie being a huge toy guy and it does not have to be a man on the other end of it.

Mrs Libnish said...

The comments and articles linked proves, once again, that the butthole is an EXIT NOT AN ENTRANCE. It was not designed to have things shoved in it, no matter HOW you "identify". FFS.

It's very simple. It is what it is. Heed, or suffer the consequences when you are 80 years old and your rectum hangs down to your knees.

Ann said...

I read specifically for the comments and I wasn't disappointed. I could have lived my entire life without knowing about anal rejuvenation. Someone should tell Gwynth if there's money to be made...

MJ said...

this thread...was...very educative, say

thank you

Mel Pas said...

This is the best blind and I'll save him

Large Marge said...

If I was into butt stuff I'd add track lighting to mine.

Count Jerkula said...

Ya just need proper prep work, Libnish. This dude probably took some unwanted dry crams or is a size queen.

AlleyKat said...

That's a vajazzle

AbbyRock said...

Whoever it is won't win the biggest asshole of the year award, however if there is a winner for best asshole, he might win.

Astra Worthington said...

What on gods green earth! ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜–

Come on, asteroid. We’ve gone as far as we can. End it now.

I totally agree with every word Sus wrote. Perfect comment ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

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