Friday, October 05, 2007

Four For Friday

Don't forget about the meth dentist.

#1 I don't even know how you define what list someone is when they are on some ensemble show watched by teens and pre-teens, so go with the above, and make her a female. Make her pregnant which is causing the producers to have a heart attack because they really don't need anymore scandals. But wait, there's more. One of the producers who is old enough to be her grandfather shouldn't be having a heart attack because of shock, because he is the one who knocked her up. New boyfriends are being lined up as we speak.

#2 You remember the sisters who aren't speaking right? Well not speaking implies mild discord. They hate each other, and it is getting worse. The sister without the boyfriend, managed to track down boyfriend's phone number and has been filling him in on details about other sister's past boyfriends and what she may or may not have picked up from said boyfriends.

#3 "What wife? No, I think you have me confused with one of my brothers." So sayeth this married actor brother as he groped and fondled the woman he met in the bar for the first time just 30 minutes earlier.

#4 This oh so demanding curvy top 40 singer with the famous pipes, has a bit of a towel problem. Seems she makes one of her people go buy fresh towels daily. Yes, brand new towels must be used everyday irregardless of whether a towel was used the day before or not. Seems that our singer thinks that towels that have been hanging collect too much dust, and so wants fresh ones daily so she is always clean. I guess no one has bothered to tell her that they are gathering even more dust sitting in the store, or on the shelves of her home awaiting their first use. Hey, at least all her staff, their friends and family have more towels than they know what to do with.

93 comments:

Town Bike said...

#4 Mariah Carey

april said...

#2 Beyonce and Solange or Haylie and Hilary.
#3 One of the Wayans.
#4 I agree with the Mariah-guess.

Kelly said...

#2 I dont think its Solange.couldnt see her calling Jay Z to rat Beyonce out about an ex--does she even have one??

Im think Ashlee/Jess/Pete , or the Duff Sisters.

#3 Baldwin??, maybe Billy

Ice Angel said...

#1Vanessa Hudgens?
I don't think it would be Ashley Tisdale. It wouldn't be a huge scandal because Ashley is actually in her early 20's, hardly a child. Vanessa is only 18, so probably more of a scandal.

#2-Jess and Ashlee

#3-Gotta be a Baldwin

#4-Mimi

Cali Girl said...

1. please not J-L Spears
2. Duff sisters - hailey isn't dating anyone right now, is she?
3. Wayans or Baldwins?
4. Mariah

daniel said...

1. ?
2. Haylie & Hilary
3. Some Baldwin
4. Mariah

lastly "irregardless" is not a word.

Tracee said...

#1-No idea.
#2-Duff sisters
#3-Billy Baldwin
#4-Mariah

brendalove@gmail.com said...

#1 - I'm thinking Jamie Lynn Spears.

Pope-rah said...

Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less
Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s
Function: adverb
Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless
nonstandard : REGARDLESS
usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead

Pope-rah said...

that was from m-w.com BTW

acetomato777 said...

1. Dunno, but I wonder if it is Disney

2. Wasn't this the Simpson sisters?

3. Billy Baldwin is a great guess. My first thought, too. Could be one of the Bridges.

4. Submoron diva + five octaves = Mariah Carey

DNfromMN said...

meth dentist: poor lindsay (reportedly going to a dentist in LA)

1) The rumored Miley Cyrus?
2) Hil/Hayl
3) Definitely a Baldwin. Which means it was Stephen or Billy. Steve's all born-again, and the only one without black hair. Who'd Billy marry again?
4) Mariah seems to fit given having 9 handlers for an event.

Laura said...

i still think ashley tinsdale. i think if it was vanessa hudgens, he'd mention something about "not needing any more scandals from her". instead he said that "they didn't need anymore scandals". even if she is 20, she's still young and if the dad is a producer and old enough to be her grandpa...well that's gross.

GammaGirl said...

1. I think its Disney because Ent said "another scandal?" What if it was one of the more unknown supporting stars?

2.It seems like it could it be The Duffs or Bebe and Solange. I'm leaning towards the Knowles because Solange has started making catty comments in the press.

3.The Baldwins.

4.Out of all the singers with "famous pipes" Mariah is the best fit.

littleoleme said...

hate to be picky but
irregardless is not a word. All you need is regardless.

littleoleme said...

all those who didn't read the comments before commenting raise your hand...(raises hand).

Elizabeth said...

#1: Vanessa hudgen or whatever her name its.
#2: The simpson girls.
#3: Baldwins?
#4: J.Lo.

jax said...

Some Disney twink
Simpsons
Billy Baldwin
Moo-riah

Fabiola Thing said...

J Lo=famous pipes?
Surely you jest?

Fabiola Thing said...

Mariah has a closet in her home that is 3,000, yes, THREE THOUSAND square feet.
No. 4 can only be her.

Miss X said...

GammaGirl, thx for the info on the Knowles girls, I'm with you now.

1. Not sure...perhaps a Disney show? JL Spears?
2. Knowles sisters
3. this screams BALDWIN brother to me.
4. Mariah. J-Lo may have crazy demands but I think she's smart enough to know the towels you buy at stores are not really clean.

Ice Angel said...

Folks, please....Miley Cyrus is 14 years old...that would hardly be a scandal...it would be criminal investigation!!! Miley has already stated that the rumor is NOT true and the whole thing was revealed to be a bad photoshop over a real article. Let me repeat...she's 14!!! Let's stop repeating nasty rumors which propogate the destruction of a girl's reputation before she's even gone on her first date!

Ashely Tisdale is 22 years old and if pregnant by an older man, while gross, I'd tell anyone who cared to shove it, even Disney!

Brenda Song, however, is only 19. She plays London Tipton (play on the name Paris Hilton) a hotel heiress. That would be a scandal.

Oy-I know WAY too much about the Disney Channel. But at least you can't say I am not taking an active interest in what my kids watch on TV.

Bryn said...

Billy Baldwin is married to Chynna Philips - from the singing group Wilson Philips (she was the pretty blonde) and daughter of John and Michelle Phillips of "The Mamas & the Papas"

Katherine said...

Didn't ENT tell us in one of his picture sections that the sisters who hate each other were Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears?

Tracee said...

See I thought he confirmed the duff split weeks ago. Remember they were attached to the hip, now you can't find them together at all.

Is Haylie still alive? Haven't seen much of her.

Esther said...

weren't there pics of the duff's at a recent race car event? i vote the simpson girls. they haven't been photographed in a while.

as for the last one, mariah all the way. she's weird

Hez said...

Mariah's closet also has an elevator (or it did if it's still the same house). A family member of an ex of mine was closely involved with the construction of it.

Miss X said...

Ice Angel, chill out. Just kidding! ;)

Poor Miley...it would not be fun to be 14 and have people think you were pregnant. It would be humiliating. I don't think it's her, either. She doesn't seem to be a dominant guess for #1.

mnemonix said...

1.?
2. The Duffs
3. Which ever Baldwin is married to Chyna Phillips.
4. Parriah Carey

daniel said...

Hey Pope-rah,

Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless

Just because people use it in speech does not make it a word (only in the literal sense). Hence, I can find a definition for "foshizzle", that doesn't actually make it a word.

Trix said...

I'm going with

1. Some whore off a Disney show, probably HSM. Probably not Vanessa though, as they'd have no reason to "line up new boyfriends". Probably someone else off the cast. So fucking sick. Fucking sexual predators.

2. I'm going with the Simpsons. I can totally see Jess being bitter about Ashley's relationship, and trying to sabotage. Plus, they havent been seen together in QUITE some time.

3. Baldwin brother. Too obvious.

4. Mariah, as shes just that brand of crazy. Though I'd go with Beyonce too.

Majik said...

*Looks Around*

~whispers...

are the spelling cops gone, cuz I'm pretty sure I spelled my name wrong.

Spelin kopz goh wey.

jindi said...

so blohan upped her ante from oxy and coke to meth huh?

that's SOME fakehab.

babyface shane said...

3. what about casey affleck. he's got a movie coming out ...

hannah said...

#1 couldn't be Vanessa Hudgens. She's getting too famous for Ent to say that he doesn't know how to define what list she is on. I agree with it being another Disney person, and I like the Brenda Song guess. What about one of the Cheetah Girls?

#4, I immediately thought JLo, as she is famous for her unusual demands. But it's probably Mariah.

hannah said...

babyface, Casey Affleck only has Ben for a brother. Notice it says "one of my brotherS".

princessj1987 said...

1. I'm still going w/ Ashley Tisdale. Even though she is 22, she plays a teenager on a show geared towards pre-teens on Disney. That would still very much be a scandal.

2. Hilary/Haley Duff

3. One of the Baldwins

4. Beyonce

Lola said...

Daniel the definition of irregardless can be found in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. The same cannot be said for foshizzle.

babyface shane said...

hannah - missed that ;)in that case, i agree with baldwin

linda said...
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Dschingis said...

wanna say this, cuz it relates somehow to the first blind.

Again and again i read in the guesses comments like predators, jerks and other stuff. thats ok to think it. But, on the other hand there is a huge number of women wich are willingly throwing themselves at those guys. And most of those women are really, really hot. So hot, that you won´t find them working in your office, at the post office or starbucks. How often will somebody say no?

These offers are shrinking as fast as the actors depreciation from an A to Z list level. So its obvious why the most accept willingly. This, assuming they are not heavily on drugs, when lots of things, marriage included, doesnt matter anymore.

Sadly, in the case of the very young ones, the mothers are often pushing them too. Its very sad that much more happens unnoticed, before stardom, in attempt(s) to reach that.

Putting it the other way round: imagine that the top 30 of your favorite actors/actresses are heavily hitting on you, in lets say a 4-5 month period of time. I think most of us would, if not predate, at least have some small dishes.

Not saying that all this happening is ok. but its not ok to harshly judge and scream out loud just based on some gossip. And more important, without walking some miles in their moccasins.

Would be nice to read just the guesses.

hello kitty said...

Meth dentist.....

Does that have anything to do with a certain blonde starlet leaving rehab for a dentist????

jax said...

u know what other sisters arent's speaking?

Paris and Nicky

"sister's past boyfriends and what she may or may not have picked up from said boyfriends"

white lorelei said...

I always get the Baldwin brothers mixed up (except for Alec), so I'm with that one.

Mariah for #4.

Since HSM3 has just been announced with the same producers, it sure sounds like #1 would be someone from that show, since I can't imagine pregnancy could be written in ... so it would have to be one of the main characters .. all of whom, I believe, are past the age of consent but whose pregnancy would be really hard to explain in the next sequel!

daniel said...

Hi Lola,

When Webster refers to something as "nonstandard" it is their way of saying it is not a real word but frequently (mis)used in everyday use. It's kind of interesting that even words like bling-bling and ginormous are counted as standard.

Majik, you are hilarious and very committed to the bit. The way you spelled cops with k & z is inspired comedy to say the least.

Juli said...

Definitely Billy Baldwin for #3. His show is filmed in LA and his wife and kids live in NY and according to an article I read, he spends a lot of time with his family so him now being on the West could give him an opportunity to cheat.

Lola said...

Daniel I respectfully disagree with you.

Curioussue said...

Daniel is right. It is not a proper word and is considered poor grammar, as there is no reason to add an "IR" to "regardless". Thats what the MW dictionary meant when it said: "Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead"

Sorry to be the grammar police. It is ingrained in me as an English Major.

Twisted Sister said...

Well, Merriam-Webster has this to say:

Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less
Function: adverb
Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s
Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless
: REGARDLESS
usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.



Lola, I thought it was incorrect, too, but it seems that it's really a word, although not a very popular one.

I learn something new every day.

daniel said...

Lola,
Fair enough.

Calla said...

I don't care if "irregardless" is considered a legit word...most educated people think it's wrong, so it's best avoided unless you *want* to look stupid.

Lola said...

Curioussue I see your point since irregardless can be seen as a double negative and there is no need for the IR but the word has appeared in dictionaries dating as far back as 1912. As an English major myself I firmly believe if a word is in the dictionary then it can be considered a real word. As to whether a "proper" person would use such a word is up for debate. However, this is a very old debate and we aren't going to get anywhere by going back and forth so let's gossip instead.

daniel said...

Amen to that Lola,
The best we can do is agree with what Webster states, and that is, that the word is nonstandard.

Lola said...

OK but we must also agree that Webster's states it is a real word.
A nonstandard real word.

HautieTx said...

BI # 1

Now I immediately thought of MTV and all their dumb reality shows... where the girls are barely legal... and most of them dumb as dirt. My guess is it is one of the many ding-bats from MTV reality shows.

BI # 2

Ohhhh I love the guess of Paris and Nicki Hilton.

I really could see Paris being bitchy and drunk dialing Nicki's boyfriend. As it has been established, Paris does not appreciate anyone getting something better than what she has... Nicki currently has the good boyfriend from the extremely wealthy family.

OMG what if Nicki married before Paris?!?! (the whole vegas one does not count... haha!) In some pretty pink princess wedding before Paris?!? Oh the horror.

I have notice Paris has not been able to land herself a decent guy to date. She keeps turning up with questionable men... where as Nicki is dating the guy from a decent family and not out ho'ing it up around town.

Matter of fact... I have not seen Nicki photograph with Paris since before Paris got her dumb ass thrown in jail.

Then again... I have notice that I have not seen pictures of Paris really either, in the last couple of months, on my favorite blogs... Dlisted, Popsugar and Mollygood... or even Perez Hilton for that matter. Ummmmm... Thank god there is E! channel to to buy all those Paris pictures... haha!

BI # 3

Ohhhh I love the guess of Billy Baldwin too! It has been decade since he has been remotely near a hit show... movie...

BI # 4

Seriously... this has to be Mariah. The girl has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer... so to speak... and I can completely see her thinking towels off a dusty shelve in a store is cleaner than the freshly washed ones from the dryer. haha!

daniel said...

The OED defines it as "non-standard or humorous". So Lola, I would infer from that, that it is acceptable in everyday speech or being used in jest. In any other form, you (the proverbial) would be incorrect in using it.

Production Girl said...

Hilary Duff has a boyfriend. The Simpson sisters haven't been together much lately.

Lisa said...

1. Have no idea but think it is probably one of the Disney kids.
2. Simpsons
3. Wayan Brothers?
4. Mariah

Nosey Parker said...

#1- Miley Cyrus
#2- Simpson Sisters
#3- One of the Baldwins
#4- Mariah

Lola said...

Daniel, respectfully I never argued if it was proper to use it or not. I argued that it was, indeed, a word.

some said...

irregardless of other issues, why haven't we heard anything from ZX/DS lately, has she stopped liking all of us here at CDAN?

Virgo74 said...

1. Sounds like a Disney actress.

2. The Simpson sisters are not speaking! Solange and Beyonce are actually tight right now. Jessica is lonely and washed up, so I can see her being jealous of lil sis's success and also with Ashley being in a relationship.

3. Mariah Carey! Anytime you sleep in a steam room all damn night and you have a whole room in your house dedicated to Hello Kitty, you are have issues.

Virgo74 said...

I forgot!!! I have to say one of the wayans brothers for the 3 blind item!

Christine said...

#1 Gotta be someone from the scandal-plagued Disney channel

#2 is definitely Hillary and Hailey Duff. One of Ent's early BIs was that Hillary picked up the herps from Joel Madden, just before they broke up.

#3 Probably Billy Baldwin, for the reasons aptly stated by Juli

#4 Moo-riah. This one is sort of a no-brainer. She's demanding, curvy, sings top 40, and the girl's got some pipes--unlike most singers out there. I think b/c of the reference to "famous pipes", The only other person this could fit would be Aguiliera, but I've heard she's become less demanding since she's been preggo.

Khemenu said...

RE: dschingis

Human beings have strong physical urges, but they also have moral reasoning. There are many situations that aren't illegal, but are immoral or unethical.

A much older producer sleeping with a much younger employee is wrong IMO. As long as the girl isn't being coerced and is over 18 it's completely legal. Legal or not, it's still creepy and wrong(again, IMO).

It's insulting to all men to assume that they are incapable of saying no to any willing woman of moderate beauty.

Kory said...

I agree with pope-rah. Irregardless is redundant. I never use it and I am a crappy writer for a living.

K said...

'Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir– prefix and –less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.'

Nat said...

did anyone else not see the connection to "30 minutes earlier" I know its not alec baldwin bc hes going thru a bitter divorce.. but i think its a clue tying into 30 rock that one of the baldwins is on. not like we didnt know anyways.... way obvious.

Amanda said...

I don't think #2 can be the Duff sisters since about a month ago when Hilary's new boyfriend bought her the car for her birthday, he put it in the garage at her sister's house and had her go there. So clearly they talk and she went there to get it.

http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/09/mike_comrie_buys_hilary_duff_mercedesbenz_gclass_suv.php

Joe said...

If Homer Simpson's "Doh!" can make it into the Oxford English Dictionary then I guess Irregardless can be a word...even though neither of them really are. Can't wait for Nucular, Strategery, and the like to make it some day.

kellysirkus said...

Jax, I agree, I think it's the Hilton sisters. Perhaps Nicky has finally had her fill of Parasite and realizes how much her association with her sister hinders her reputation professionally.

IDT it's the Duffsters. a couple weeks ago when it was Hillary's b'day, the new bf hid his gift (a Mercedes) in Haylie's garage and I think Haylie had a little party for Hillary.

Andy said...

I agree #1 is a Disney show. The Suite Life show has two hotties, Ashley Tisdale and Brenda Song. Song has been a Disney regular and even did a movie with Lohan several years ago. Tisdale is 22 so it won't be so bad, but Song is like 18.

Andy said...

While everyone is guessing its the Duffs or Knowles's for #2, there's a problem. Hilary and Beyonce are the famous sisters, but they both had long term relationships. Hil was with Joel Madden for about 2 years before the current guy, and B has been with Jay Z for what, 5 years? The BI refers to a list of ex-boyfriends and those two don't have a string of exes.

The Spears girls would make more sense. Lord knows JL could give any BF of Brit's a laundry list of exes and likely STDs.

Shereen said...

3. Stephen Baldwin--he's the born again hardcore Christian and the phrasing "so sayeth" is so King James Version.

parissucksliterally said...

well, now there are pics of the Hilton Sisters together for Nicky's birthday, so that theory is blown.

I say Duff sisters.
Definitely Mariah for #4

A said...

1. Monique Coleman, from High School Musical. She was looking mighty chunky in those junket pics

2. The Simpson Sisters

3. Billy Baldwin

4. Mariah Carey

audieh_1 said...

Isn't there a whole pile of young kids on Raven Simone's show? Personally I think it is her.
# 2 sounds like it could be the Simpson Sisters. Jessica isn't involved right now, and Ashlee has always had a wilder streak about her. I agree with Mariah Carey for 3 4.

princessj1987 said...

Monique Coleman is 26 years old soon to be 27. Not her.

Hez said...

Team Regardless... as if there were ever a doubt. ;)

daniel said...

Wow, a talkback full of people disagreeing and not one person called someone a "fag" or told somebody to "fuck off", this is why I love this site.

Alisonthefirst said...

hellokitty- i thought the same thing. it's been a while since we've heard about the meth dentist.

pisly said...

Just throwing this out there for #3: Robert Carradine.

For all you young 'uns, he's brother to David and Keith Carradine.

Calla said...

Here's a refresher on "Meth" and her dentist ... maybe her movie was just released or is about to be released?


From
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2006/12/things-on-my-mind-and-then-if-you-read.html:

"Meth" is doing great. She was the one who told me about the dentist. She is happy because her ex and the 20 year old broke up. Meth is actually in pre-production on a film and it is her biggest part in years.

Mooshki said...

For me, "irregardless" is like "ain't." It may not be proper English, but for some reason it's a fun word to use.

Mooshki said...

p.s. I also enjoyed saying "nucelar" until George W. ruined it for me.

Calla said...

Heh...I just noticed another interesting statement on that page regarding Meth & her dentist...
"I am not blogging to make anyone’s life miserable. I am blogging because I wanted to try it and felt I had some things I wanted to share. I have no other motive for my blog. I do not run ads and think I am about the only one who does not."

anon said...

Wow. I haven't checked in for awhile. I was bored today though. Ent really killed this page, huh? Too many faked blinds I'd guess. At least when there were "trolls" you knew people were reading this site. Now it appears people only tune in to have idiotic fights over grammar. For people who frequently use ROFLOL & LOL.... who gives a flying fig about grammar?
I feel bad, because I really liked reading the fiction on this site, but it's obvious people like Hez writing for this guy has brought it down, along with being busted lying too many times. My guess is it'll be gone soon enough. I've been reading dlisted, and it's really alot better than CDAN. I miss some of the insights from ent, but *sshole needs to close shop. Maybe he should start a blog about proper diction and grammar. It would be more interesting than reading the crap that he has other people write for this site. Timmy did you in dude. You never should have f*cked with your readers. Oh yeah- and being an *sshole about Owen Wilson's suicide attempt.... you f*cked up. Good thing you're a lawyer, and you probably don't care anyways.

Grace said...

Now we know it really is Jamie Lynn Spears -- she just admitted it.

ThePinkSuperhero said...

How could #1 be Jamie Lynn? If she's only 12 weeks pregnant now, the producers found out about her pregnancy about 2 seconds after she conceived. Unless she's lying about how far along she is...

Rat Mommy said...

Comments picked up from dListed which portray my thoughts EXACTLY....WHY would you announce to the world that you're pregnant throught a magazine cover? when you're 16? This all smells very fishy....

You may be onto something (about the theory that this 19-year-old guy may not be the actual father).
If the age of consent in CA is 18, is there "wiggle room" if the father is no more than 3 years older than the girl?
What if what's really happened is that some way older dude knocked up Jamie Lynn, and this man is a powerful producer of some kind (and a business associate of the Spears family)?? The 19-year-old "boyfriend" is probably being paid to play the role of baby's daddy. Otherwise, why have they brought this all out into the open?
That would be the next great twist in this family's dramas: Jamie Lynn having an affair with a way older man, and the family conspiring to cover it up.
The cynic in me suspects that this whole announcement is more of a PR move intended to generate revenue off of the back of the baby than to "take responsibility"...
Here's my hypothesis:
Jamie Lynn may have been screwing around with that old dude alluded to in the blind item from back in October that was re-posted here by a couple of others earlier. The young boyfriend may be just a prop. It seems plausible to me that way back in August when the prego rumors first surfaced is possibly the true situation- it doesn't really make a huge difference to say in the end that the baby was born a little early. Who can really prove a difference of about 4 weeks.
In the wake of Shitney's blundering left & right and being the pap sensation that she is, Jamie Lynn is poised in a position to be the "miracle" mom, who (pretends) to be a great mom, a 180 degree change from her sister. Tons of photo ops of JL being a great little mommie, to contrast to her shitstain of a sister. Kind of work$ out for everyone involved. 'Cept the kid of course, but since when is that a Spears family concern???
I think now Jamie Lynn will be a household name instead of mostly only known by the pediatric circuit, thanks to her stupid-assed sister who presents such a spectacular association.
If she just aborted (or hid and then adopted the baby out) the pregnancy, she probably wouldn't ever advance beyond lame Zoey 101, but this gives her a chance to become a household name and take it for all it's worth while they can.
I don't think anybody in the Spears family has the class to be humiliated or shamed, so this is a viable ticket to $$$ as far as they are probably concerned. They are all stupid enough to think this could be the big break they've been waiting for with Britney Jr...
Like I said, I got a cynical vibe about all this. I don't think she's wholesome in any way, shape, or form. She strikes me as too much like that slag of a sister to really give a rat's ass about a baby. Just lookin' out for herself and her notoriety is my guess.

Jolara said...

I just searched for this blind item too to re-read the story. Dang! I can only assume this is about JL...the story fits perfectly. Just as said above, so easy to hide 4 wks of pregnancy too. I feel sorry for the "boyfriend". I don't care how much money I am offered, how could someone play that out and still have a normal life? Seriously, how can you claim a kid is yours and convince others of it? If he were older I can see it, but at 19?! More vodka and Xanex please!

Rat Mommy said...

Whatsmore, how's the poor child going to feel about this IF the "boyfriend" (who other media outlets are reporting she broke up with in August) isn't the real father. It just all seems so strange, to announce a pregnancy on the front cover of OK magazine in this way. Just smells fishy!!!

Tony said...

"used everyday irregardless of whether a towel"

"irregardless" ????

As in "not regardless?"

Oh Jesus, it's hard enough to listen when someone speaks that nonsensical word, even worse when someone writes it.

It's regardless, or irrespective. Not a hybrid of both.