Monday, December 22, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which pin-up pop star has an embarrassing snoring problem?

His elephantine grunting is making a relationship impossible - and even his one-night stands are disappearing fast...

17 comments:

mooshki said...

Problem? Sounds like an easy way to send the bitches packing! :P

Ror said...

At first I thought it was me..but I can't get my bitches to leave me no matter WHAT I do.

Probably some asshole nobody gives 2 shits about I'm sure...like one of the Jonas fags, or the Hoff.

FrenchGirl said...

kylie minogue?

Anonymous said...

lol@Ror

MISCH said...

You have to be kidding....come to my house....I'll show you snoring.....

Ms. said...

My Dad - loudest snoring ever! During my last visit, I gave up and slept in the car. And I could still hear him. Seriously.

mooshki said...

Ms., I took a vacation with a friend who shook the hotel foundation. I put on my headphones, turned the radio to static, and blasted the volume.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Damn, Enty. These Daily Mirror blinds you post are always so SCINTILLATING!!!!

Snoring? What's next in the litany of Shameful British Celebrity Secrets? Loose bowels?

mooshki said...

"Loose bowels?"

LOL, obviously you commented on this before you got to Enty's blinds, Ern.

bionic bunny! said...

HAH!
i guarantee my little bitty 100 yr. old grandma can put whoever it is to shame!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

You know what it is? I work in a vet clinic, so I have a sort of nonchalant attitude towards feces. I have a LOT of conversations about shit, farting, diarrhea, dingleberries n' buttnuggets, impacted anal glands, and other lovely things that happen to ourselves and our animal friends. I see literally DOZENS of shitpiles each and every (work)day.

Yes! Everybody shits!

So, to paraphrase Shania Twain, the *juicy* tidbit about the dude who happened to get caught dropping the kids off at the pool just does NOT impress me much!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Oh, and Bunny, your Granny rules. I love any tinyass old lady who can shit like a St. Bernard!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Oh, and I know I'm commenting in the wrong post entirely, but no one really reads the DM ones anyway, right?

Okay. Three comments in a row? I need to stop commenting and start cooking dinner.

PotPourri said...

Those three Jonas losers are nasty. They need haircuts and baths. Those pretentious little twits.

Unknown said...

Snoring is a huge epidemic. You'd be surprised who's snoring, and it's not just your grandma or dad!!

In fact, a sleep apnea specialist told me that Asians are especially vulnerable to having sleep apnea - something about the way the sinuses or throat or whatever is shaped.

But anyone can have it.

JessieE said...

I love that no one even guessed. LOLOL

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