Monday, December 22, 2008

The Butler Did It


I don't really care that someone made off with $2M worth of jewelry from Paris Hilton's house. I mean it is interesting that she tends to get robbed more than any celebrity ever, but I just can't work myself up into a post writing frenzy about it. Oh sure, I'm writing one now but that is because I wanted to tell the burglar to make sure you wash your hands before handling the jewelry and also that we live in a very sad world when Paris Hilton can afford $2M in jewels. Hell, she probably has them insured for $5M so she is probably thinking to herself that she doesn't have to host as many parties next year.

The reason I wrote about the heist besides warning the robber to adhere to safe hygienic practices is that I think Paris and the burglar know each other. According to the police report, someone broken in at 5am. Paris wasn't home, but I believe she was in town. So, this person knew that. 5am is a time when "everyday people" can wake up so you have to know she is not going to be there. Plus, she has 14 million dogs. Sure, they probably don't like Paris anymore than the rest of us, but their barking would have woken her up. Third, the front door was unlocked. I mean either this is the most lucky burglar in the history of the world or they knew the door would be unlocked. Oh, and if I am the insurance company I am going to make Paris' life miserable because she did leave the door unlocked. Finally, Paris has a security camera but the burglar wore a hooded sweatshirt and kept his face away from the camera.

When they catch this person, it is going to be very interesting to see who it is. I just hope they go over to Joe Francis' house and give him what the last Paris burglar gave him.

28 comments:

mooshki said...
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Anonymous said...

Hm. Wouldn't it be interesting if the whole thing was staged for insurance.

Linnea said...

yeah, i also read you can tell on the video they went straight for where the jewelry was. as if they had been in the house before. as for which one of her friends that wouldnt mind getting back at her? take a pick, i guess...

lutefisk said...

It does sounds like a set up.
Didn't she claim that her engagement ring from that Paris guy was worth a few million, & it was only a CZ??

mooshki said...

It was Onch.

__-__=__ said...

Brandon Davis

merrick said...

This is definitely some kind of publicity stunt for publicity sake. Everyone is commenting on how bad benji is looking these days, and blaming it on Paris. She needed some kind of story out there for the sympathy vote, unfortunately, this is not the one. We all know it was staged, really, even if I had insurance on jewelry that cost that much, I would be a basket case.

Unknown said...

Totally broke ass Brandon Davis.

__-__=__ said...

Furthermore, most of it was fakes while the real ones are still in the safe deposit box. Surprise Brandon!

selenakyle said...

I swear I thought Brandon Davis too, y'all.

selenakyle said...

And, did we ever find out why Benji was so skeletal in the last round of pix?

mooshki said...

SK, 'cause ever time he realized he had flesh-to-flesh contact with Paris, he puked.

Anonymous said...

Probably another video was stolen from her.

This girl always seems to have break-ins every time she wants attention.

MISCH said...

Oh GOD I hope THE BUTLER didn't do her......It just makes me itch all over at the thought......

ElsieFire said...

She HAD 14 million dogs, you can check, their poor little dead carcasses are in her closet.

BITCH.

jin said...

if anyone believes this happened i have a bridge to sell them.

she DOES NOT have $2m worth of jewelery. her engagement ring was fake, so was her sister's.

she's setting the stage for another "accidental" tape release - i guess since she's like a THOUSAND years old and dumb as a brick validation from complete strangers is something she needs.

mooshki said...

shazzzba, sadly, I'm starting to think Gerard Butler would do just about anything.

BlackseatDriver said...

ElsieFire,
I was thinking the same thing also..maybe she started putting food in the closet before she takes off for days on end..Also remember when she LOST TinkerBelle? I think Tink was on the unfortunate end of a long trip by Paris. Days later, a replacement dog was found...

mooshki said...

Remember when she took her cat to the vet and then didn't ever bother to pick it up? Remember when the neighbors took in a dog because it had been running around the neighborhood for days and she never let it back in the house?

BlackseatDriver said...

I'll have to look that one up Mooshki (Cat Story)..never heard it..

mooshki said...

Here's the Gawker link, BD.

audrey said...

My money is on that shifty tv friend of hers who told a friend who told a friend. She needs a reason to drop her from her life soon so there can be a season two of her show.

bionic bunny! said...

as much as i wish PETA would curl up and die, they could earn a couple of points from me if they'd raid parasite's house.
and i wouldn't give a damn except her insurance claim is just going to raise the rates for "regular people".
unless the dumb bitch is too stupid to not have insurance, which i wouldn't put past her. of course i'm with y'all, i call publicity stunt, like when lilo "lost" her purse at the airport.

mooshki said...

Maybe we could file a restraining order on behalf of all animals requiring her to stay 500 ft. away from them at all times? Wait, one of your complaints about PETA was that they don't have as much compassion for humans as for animals, so I guess she should have to stay 500 ft. from any living creature. Ooh, project!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I wish someone would put Paris, Brandon, and Joe Francis in the same room.

Oh, and toss Michael Vick in there, too.

Okay, now I want someone to totally burn the room down.

shakey said...

It was probably a friend - her weaves weren't taken. Now THAT would have been funny.

MISCH said...

Does anyone remember YEARS AGO.....when MADONNA invited all her TRANNIE friends over for a party and they cleaned her out...makeup, jewelery, clothes whatever they could carry.......

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