Friday, January 04, 2019

Blind Item #10

This A list dual threat actress swears to me that her A list ex never used to make them pray before they had sex. Apparently he makes his current partner though. You could just try Viagra???? Oh, a baby. That would be another guess. Stopping premature ejaculation so she can finish???? I will go with the baby thing. The others don't really seem prayer worthy.

36 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Anna Farris/ Chris Pratt

Tricia13 said...

And Katherine Swarzenegger

Brayson87 said...

Oh goodness, does he actually believe his own bullsh!t?

sandybrook said...

+1

Tricia13 said...

Dear God-is this true lol?

shawn fleming said...

I start praying before making the Open Table reservation.

Unknown said...

I suffered from premature bang bang sticky sticky too for many years. Wasted my youth. I eventually learned it was because I was focused entirely on my own penis and the act of penetration.

Once I learned to focus on the woman and take care of her first the rest fell into place.

Guys - it’s not about your dick. And God doesn’t care if you can’t hold your man glue.

Brayson87 said...

Maybe he's praying for forgiveness for all those hookers he banged when out of the country according to that one blind. Or praying not to transmit what he caught there.

sandybrook said...

If I could make Jennifer Westfeldt work for part one, and since January Jones likes to drink with Enty, I say those two and Hammaconda but I don't see the praying part although Enty is always BI'ing Hammaconda as a lousy lay. Or JJ/him/and someone else.

Chillax said...

DTMFA
Praying before boning is just dumb. Does he shower immediately afterward since he is ‘dirty’?

Unknown said...

Sounds like something Mel Gibson would do.

SoulBStrengthened said...

Anna Farris as dual-threat?

Tierney said...

That was way more than I needed -or wanted- to know.

From ALL of you.

Brayson87 said...

Oh we could beat this drum all day but I try to avoid making fun of religions or clergy unless they're pedos.

rosie riveter said...

I should of skipped this one. Gross.

rosie riveter said...

Gross. We can assume by the wording here that you're still a youth. It's ok to use grownup words here. Or, dialogue with plot. He enjoys baby talk

drew holthaus said...

Maybe she is praying for forgiveness since uncle teddy drowned that girl at chappaquidick

fnchrstphr said...
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fnchrstphr said...

I would gladly pray, chant, light candles, and sacrifice chickens if I could have ve sex with Chris Pratt

daddylonglegs said...

His penis talks to angels.

kelli grrrl said...

Seems super weird to be so religious, ya gotta pray before sex. . .maybe asking for forgiveness because it’s pre-marital? And I think sex with chunky, fun-lovin’, Parks & Rec Chris would’ve been way better than doing it with the new & improved Star Lord.

txredhd said...

I liked chubby Parks and Rec Chris. Movie franchise Chris is boring.

sam said...

I feel like the "dual threat" or "triple threat" terms are grossly misused on this site. Being a triple threat means you can act, sing, and dance. Dual threat is obviously any two of those three. Acting on both TV and in movies (which is Anna Faris) does not mean you're a dual threat. It just means you act in different mediums.

Disillusioned Fan said...

She’s done both TV and movies. That’s dual threat in Enty speak.

Amartel said...

Seems like kind of a mood-killer but to each his or her own I guess.

sam said...

@DisillusionedFan maybe that's "enty speak", but it's entirely wrong.

Disillusioned Fan said...

That’s what it means on this site and has for years. Enty’s not changing for you. If you don’t like it, bye.

Disillusioned Fan said...

What’s your popular and long-running gossip site url? I’ll be sure to check in there and tell you how to do things.

Disillusioned Fan said...

Apologies, really, but those of us who’ve been reading for years understand this. It’s up to you to be more understanding, not up to the site owner to change their lingo.

sam said...

@DisillusionedFan baahahahaha awww you’re one of those who takes this seriously, aren’t you? Bless your heart, dear.

Troy Dyer said...

I thought that there was a previous blind that said that Chris and Katherine were “waiting for marriage” before doing the deed.

What would one pray about? Isn’t having sex outside of marriage a sin? Or is this one of those, do as I say, not as I do type things?

drew holthaus said...

Anna faris is an a lister?

Sd Auntie said...

Lol@daddylonglegs& fnchrstpher!!

Krissie said...

Damn @dislillusionedfan butthurt much? How many comments do you need to leave to make a point?

I wouldn't be surprised if Biebs partakes in something similar

Kim said...

Bang, bang sticky sticky ha!

A. said...

Me too, Fat Pratt all the way.

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