Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Blind Item #11

This former A+ list reality star who I think wants her old fame back and wants to be on network television again did her best to hook up with the significant other of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring of a former A+ lister and close enough to an offspring of this other former A+ lister who is still probably A- list after many many many decades in the business.

37 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Paris Hilton and

Tricia13 said...

Chris Martin-Dakota and Melanie Griffith.
Or Kate Hudson/Goldie and Danny Fujiwama

Tricia13 said...

Maybe it is all (Dakota/Kate/Melanie/Goldie)?

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

One sec, I am making one of those detective show posterboards with dossier photos and strings...

YoSoyMilk said...

I dunno, rumor Willis is in a few things now

I got nothing

Guesser said...

Don't do it, Chris.

kfitz said...

i need a whiteboard for this blind.

Guesser said...

There needs to be a comma there somewhere. Is Paris trying to hook up with two different people?

Jennifer said...

California must be the Valtrex capitol of the world....

MDAnderson said...

I think it’s definitely Kate Hudson. Just saying she is close enough to be an offspring to Kurt Russell though he’s not her biological father. Comma are desperately needed

notthisagain said...

This former A+ list reality star [PARIS HILTON] who I think wants her old fame back and wants to be on network television again [THE SIMPLE LIFE on FOX in 2002-2005]...

did her best to hook up with the significant other [DANNY FUJIKAWA] of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress [KATE HUDSON]

who is a celebrity offspring of a former A+ lister [GOLDIE HAWN]

and close enough to an offspring of this other former A+ lister [KURT RUSSELL] who is still probably A- list after many many many decades in the business.

all of this in Aspen, Colorado

John the peon said...

Detective board is correct. Enty needs labels (A,B,C,D, ect.)

John the peon said...

Detective board is correct. Enty needs labels (A,B,C,D, ect.)

Sarton Bander said...

Wasn't Paris supposed to be licking carpet a few blinds back?

Mary Smith said...

Funny!

Freebird said...

Trying to comprehend this blind gave me an aneurysm.

Guesser said...

@notthisagain wins the first Enty translation of the year! But no probably,Kurt is permanent A list.

Trapped said...

Paris will sleep with anyone male or female

SarcasticBimbo said...

I'd say Goldie is permanent A list, too. She has a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Cactus Flower and was nominated for Best Actress for Private Benjamin.

T. W. said...

@notthisagain - Thank you!

I read about a female celebrity turning Paris Hilton down. I can't remember where I read it though.

Just another day on this stage we call ... life said...

I need an oxygen tank to read this freeking run on sentence.

Brayson87 said...

F*ck that, I just looked at what the rest of the class said lol.

HeatherBee said...

Maybe Paris Hilton and Paula Shore could do a show together. With Tila Tequila and William Hung of “She bangs” fame. Who does Paris Hilton have to boink to make that happen?

Sd Auntie said...

Ghod job @ notthisagain!

MountainMama said...

So hard to read. However where is Kendull in all this mess?

Mischief Girl said...

@notthisagain--for the WIN!! Thank you for the translation.

hunter said...

@notthisagain - that was MAGNIFICENT.

Soooo... we're gonna need you to hit the blinds a bit earlier and try to post these as close to the top as possible. In my assessment posts often drop every 15 mins after 9am EST but sometimes they start later.

So we're gonna need those available by like 9:01 9:16 9:31 9:46

k thx byee

Unknown said...

Someone please send Enty a copy of the Chicago Manual of Style.

Mahogany1 said...

Woww Paris is busy lately Kendall and now this

Chase Panzano said...

OMG! The responses are hilarious! I love reading the blinds BUT my favorite part about this website is reading the different responses. Really! I was totally cracking up reading people's comments..."Whiteboard!!" Great job people!

MountainMama said...

My current employer sent me a link to Chicago Manual of Style during my first week of working for him. I was insulted. It might be in order here. I love the suggestion of this sort of break down for these blinds first thing. I am EST so yes if you can get to this task fairly early @nothisagain it would be greatly appreciated xoxo

Krissie said...

This guy is supposed to be a lawyer and he doesn't know how to use a damn comma or break up a sentence...I cannot unscramble my brain enough to comprehend this

Mrs Libnish said...

Thank you notthisagain. That was very helpful.

Turitella said...

Obviously doesn't pay his secretary to write his blinds. Not billable.

HiThere said...

Lol love it. Like X Files

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Becki said...

@Heatherbee, that would be hilarious! Someone should make it happen

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