Friday, January 04, 2019

Blind Item #2

The problem with the strategy for this closeted supposed professional at this type thing is this. You have to slowly introduce a new woman in your life and eventually the tabloids say girlfriend. You can't just leak to the tabloids you have a girlfriend, especially, if they have never seen you with her before. It just all looks planted and fake when you do that. Don't worry, I won't bill you for the pro tip. Oh, and just so you know. The A+ list reality star hated your Christmas gift.

20 comments:

Germsnirish said...

Foodgod Cheban

kfitz said...

poor jonathan.

Smalls said...

And here I'm just curious what the Christmas gift was ;) Never heard of this guy before. How many more days until KFF? Not soon enough, that's for sure.

TrapQueen said...

Why does Kim let him wreck his face? Like be a better bestie.

Amartel said...

He called in a takeout order instead of going to the restaurant and ordering off the menu.

notthisagain said...

@trapqueen

😂Lmao so true. His face looks like like wonky melted wax

Brayson87 said...

Honestly I'd believe he was a fish before I believed that he was straight.

rosie riveter said...

Oh, this is going to be so embarrassing some day, Jonathan

Strangertruths12 said...

@Brayson87 LOL! Right?! I'd believe I was a fish before I'd take him as straight. Please.

Jon said...

Please stop trying to make this tragic creature relevant. This contrived drama is nauseating.

Trapped said...

Johnathan the gay bestie

ohce said...

Hilarious that he would think anyone anywhere in any universe would believe he is straight....although the Kardashians think people believe their butts are real, so I guess there really are no limits to their delusions

Andrew Simpson said...

I know this isn't tennis related but kind of wondering if the tennis player Milos Raonic is gay? The Daily Mail published an article about a new girlfriend but Raonic isn't a big star. I am guessing Raonic people paid the Daily Mail to write an article about him.

Elisa Fox said...

I think Cheban wants to go the way of Bruce Jenner.

sam said...

lmao he doesn't hold the door for his "girlfriend" or even seem to realize she's behind him.
https://radaronline.com/photos/kim-kardashian-best-friend-jonathan-cheban-mystery-girlfriend-london-photos/

Brayson87 said...

@sam, In his defense, it's not women he's used to coming up on him from behind.

sam said...

Hahaha BURN!

Crazycatlady said...

I can’t stand that tool. I hope he gets food poisoning. Foodgod my ass...

prixie said...

Hahahahahahahahaha....right out of the park!!!!

J said...

He's been named the face of some burger chain and said he was giving everyone gift certificates for Christmas. How generous.

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