Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Blind Item #11

This streaming service is having discussions about streaming live porn to make up for the huge loss of viewers they know is coming in the next two years with the loss of two of their biggest programs.

52 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Netflix

Tricia13 said...

OITNB and-Stanger Things? Is it tube last season?

Mah said...

The Office will be gone

yepthatsme said...

This blind is sponsored by DISNEY and AMAZON!

sandybrook said...

Give it a rest with all this fucking Netflix bullshit Enty. They aren't doing any shit like that. They make their own movies and shows and have already known for at least two years these new services were gonna happen.

MontanaMarriott said...

It would not be that much of a stretch some of the films both foreign and domestic currently on NF show full frontal. Nyphomaniac 1 and 2 anyone?

MDAnderson said...

Seriously???

sandybrook said...

Tricia they are losing all the Disney stuff and Marvel stuff to the new streaming Disney Channel and Universal/NBC is starting their channel and taking all their shows like The Office off theirs and put it on their own for free with commercials.

Sook said...

Wait a minute, he said "live porn." Let that sink in a minute. In your feed, it will read "Because you watched ERIN GOES BALLS DEEP we recommend TEA BAGGING WITH JOEL, LIVE IN RESEDA. This really may be, the end of days. lol

Jimbonius said...

Garbage blind, or Netflix is stupid and hasn't heard porn is pretty much free these days.

Or so I've heard.

Tricia13 said...

Oops... lol. Thank you. Definitely not my forte (☺️)!

Tricia13 said...

Disney a bit but MarvelšŸ˜¢not so much

yepthatsme said...

This is the kind of blind which makes you wonder just what exactly Enterns think about the people who visit and comment on the blog!

Unknown said...

This is such complete bullshit and this site has been tanking its credibility in the last year.

Unknown said...

Not that it had much to begin with but enty has to be noticing that much of the traffic has dried out and lots of long-time commenters no longer seem to be here.

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Way, way back in the mid 80's, Menahem Golan, of The Canon Group, said that movie theaters would be obsolete once distribution of films was via a live satellite service.
He was quoted as saying, letting the people view from the comfort of their own home, paying a dollar for the family to watch would earn billions and billions from around the world.
I think he was off by a few years, but that is already happening.

RIP, Menahem.

(So glad, I never worked on any of his films. I was told back then, he was slow to pay or never paid his film crews.)

Anomalocaris said...

Eventually there will be a subscription service that bundles streaming networks like Netflix, Hulu, Disney, HBO, etc and we're just going to have f*cking cable again... Then they'll reintroduce commercials.

LondonGirl said...

Netflix doesn't do live anything, let alone porn. meh...

MissDavie said...

Yes porn is free and all over the place but imagine the potential for profit if Netflix could put a celebrity angle on it. What if they made B-list celebrity porn shows a pay per view event? Cardi B and Offset? You know she would do it in a couple of years when she's no longer on top and needs the money. An Iggy or Bella Thorne one woman show? Why not? They are Yacht Girls anyway. It could only increase their profit potential.
I could see this happening.
It's a weird thing about celebrity. Even though you could see a million guys jerking off who look hotter than say Aaron Carter, people still would pay to see Aaron Carter (maybe bad example but the only person I could think of) jerk off.
If a streaming service can make this an "event" by marketing it correctly then it's a goldmine.

Flashy Vic said...

Netfux.

If that name isn't copyrighted already (it has to be?) then its ™️ Flashy Vic Enterprises ©️2019.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

"having discussions" is a really broad qualifier. It literally could mean someone within the organization saying, "hey, what if we stream live porn? We could make all the money in the world," at a meeting. The "discussion" might have concluded with a more senior person saying, "That's a fucking stupid idea, Frank. Not gonna happen."

yepthatsme said...

@MissDavie, I see only one problem with the scenario you present. And that is, we already have nude scenes of A level celebs in movies, tv shows and now streaming services! So why would anyone watch a Bella Thorne video if a Scarjo video is already there? And I speak as a former paid porn consumer. I subscribed to PH for one month and it was the worst investment I ever made!
PS- speaking of nude scenes, does anyone know if there are any nude scenes in season 2 of Big Little Lies?

Vita said...

Sook! Good Lord! The Horsemen are saddling up!

Anomalocaris-- i predicted the same exact thing when the disney split was announced! Its all ridiculous

PoliticallyIncorrect71 said...

Obamaflix

Huckleberry said...

LIVE porn? That sounds crazy. It could almost be something I could see one of the pay cable channels doing, but I don't know about Netflix.

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nancer said...

OITNB has sucked for quite some time and isn't the draw it was. stranger things is worn out too, IMO--always happens when kids grow out of their roles. netflix isn't about to go under because of those 2 shows.

AmesR09 said...

Most of their shows are already kind of soft porn anyway,

Brayson87 said...

@LondonGirl, That's what I thought, Netflix doesn't do live, why would they start with porn? It's actually a better fit for HBO Now/Go which already has porn and is losing all its big shows.

Brayson87 said...

Sorry Flashy, people have been saying "NETFUX" for years. When it's loading the L and I they kind of look like a U and saying, "NETFUX" goes well with the baboom sound.

Brayson87 said...

I'm more intrigued by people saying PornHub should create a YouTube alternative since they're already used to having videos.

Bloggybutt said...

Oh please. Netflix will be just fine because they make great shows of themselves. I couldn't care less about The Office or Friends, or any of those old ass shows! lol.

Flashy Vic said...

But I can patent troll it ,Bray, can't I?

TeeHee@U said...

Yeah. This blind is utter horseshit You can go to pornHub and see any racy software porn scene from any movie/ tv show with big stars. Netflix would have zero reason to do this and agreed, this seems more like a HBO idea than Netflix. However, Netflix produces a lot of shows but they are axed within a couple seasons.

The only show I am excited about returning on HBO is Curb, but, that is not reason enough to keep the service. I find myself watching Hulu more than Netflix these days anyways.

Count Jerkula said...

I have been sifting through netflix trying to find the most nudity in a movie. Nymphomaniac Vol 1, has the best so far. Girl who plays teens/20s nympho might be hot enough to be worth getting caught with her in basement chains. White Girl is good, the ginger roommate, mmmmm. And Below Her Mouth is a lez fest highlighted by full frontal bath tub faucet masturbation.

As for full porn, unless they produce their own 4k content, they cant compete with the tube sites accessible on any smart device, and yer wife aint gonna see yer watchlist or see "suggestions since you watched Cumfart Cocktails Vol 4."

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Any whispers of Netflix resorting to porn streaming to shore up some bad financials are brought to you by Sens8 and its eight far-flung filming locales!

Flashy Vic said...

@Joe Blow.

Christ that Sens8 was an utter clusterfuck.
I tuned in for high end sci fi fun and within 20 minutes was being hectored by angry ugly lesbians.

It was like gate-crashing a drum circle.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

@Flashy Enterprises 2019

Lol, that's quite the disappointment!


There's no drum circle like a Renn Fest drum circle!

Sal Salington said...

LOL. I'll believe The Church and their cancer injections before I'll believe this one.

HeatherBee said...

Well, I am totally excited about this, if it’s true. Being a fan of The Office, I not only enjoy watching it over and over again on Netflix, I also enjoy sending memes of the show when I text sometimes. Now, instead of sending a meme of Brian spilling a big pot of chili, I can now screenshot a porn scene to let folks know how I really feel about a situation!

Angela said...

What's funny is that Enty is so busy writing fake stories about Netflix that he actually misses out the true finds.

For instance, since the new law about abortion in Georgia, Netflix has threatened to leave the state, which is currently very popular for film and TV productions. But Reed Hastings has actually financially supported some Missouri lawmakers that have a similar stance.

https://variety.com/2019/politics/news/netflix-ceo-abortion-reed-hastings-donations-1203229328/

Now, I'm waiting for the requisite blind item that will state that the Netflix live porn will involve Meghan Markle (who will get pregnant on purpose so she can earn a bonus with preggo porn) and will be shot in the horror house from New Orleans. Compared to some other blind items, it would almost make sense.

HeatherBee said...

@ Angela- My guess to your blind is either Elon Musk or Angelina Jolie.

Drewholtaus said...

I think stormy Daniels was already doing this live on chaturbate

TeeHee@U said...

From what I have heard from local people in Atlanta/ GA that they would be glad if Hollywood left the state. Same thing happened when a lot filming was going on in Wilmington, NC. Locals did not like it when people from the other side of the country dictated how they should run their state and talked down on them like they didn't know what is "good for them." Regardless on one's stance on abortion this is not going to go over well in the South.

LOL Hollywood literally went to the state where Chcikfila is headquartered and are now surprised a lot of the voters in that state are conservative leaning....

MattDaddy said...

Can’t imagine the scant number of viewers they’d gain would outweigh the damage to their brand.

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Brayson87 said...

Maybe they should try filming in liberal states instead of conservative ones that just give them money, they have such high principles right?

Thorne said...

Farrah Abraham just cackled

Unknown said...

Translation: Somebody jokingly brought up streaming porn in a meeting and it became this blind.
Bullshit.

BRAD PITT said...

imagine the ratings if movie stars, household names did porn

Jennifer Lawrence etc

James Howlett said...

Netfux

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